Talked with the Mistress, and she is getting stabby already as their return home flight will be tomorrow. Currently here at the Casa, I've been busy getting the houseboys spit shined and cleaned up for inspection for the Mistress's receiving, and making sure affairs are in order as is the manor. This job is short of working for the likes of Joan Crawford I tell ya. I was also told to plug the Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event over at Mr DeVice's. He is from what I understand, the new host of the event, right after the dreadful Freakin' Green Elf Shorts bullshit, and another gent the Mistress might have a wee crush on. I swear we need a turn style in this joint. Anywhore, the show has kicked off with what, I admit was a fascinating opener, the Terrifying Triffidery!

