LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I wonder if Jimmy might want one for Christmas?
How big is it? I notice the fine print reads “FOR CHILDREN
argh... 18 AND ABOVE.”
If one isn't quite as accomodating as is required, it would make a lovely curtain pole finial! No danger of stepping on it then.
LOL....Believe it or not, I've seen that. A nice tree topper.
Jimmy, one of our fellow bloggers.He posts a guy who does woodwork and makes some toys very similar to this one….XOXOSixpence
Suddenly I'm thinking of the song 'You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling'....
Jesus! That should come with a warning "Does not fit most sizes".
Cripes...I know a few guys that would say, "Is it in yet?"
Perfect for Bianca del Rio to practice on when she takes old man cocks in Palm Springs riddled with hpv warts.
I think I'll buy one for my boss.
This is not going to stop a sloppy bottom pig from shoving it up there henny.
Why does it have the same aesthetic as the Death Star?
Where did you find this? Legoland dark room?
A real stocking stuffer!!!
Eek. And, good one, Oh Parker!
Perhaps you could use the giant version to shove in der Trumpenfuhrer's gob!
Imagine having it fall apart inside of you. It would be like that guy who went to the ER with a Hot Wheels inside of him.
Oh my God I hadn't heard that story. I wonder if he got a flat tire?
HahahahaOhhhh you know Jimmy is gonna come and comment just based on that! XOXOSixpence
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!