Wednesday, August 31, 2022

FAKE NEWS

Battery Shortage?


The latest in news. It got me to thinking today about a battery shortage. If the republicans keep acting like a bunch of sour pusses about everything and keep fighting every tooth and nail over trying to get the country to move forward, they are going to fuck themselves come midterms and the general election. Will there be enough Double D batteries for that many dildo's and vibrators? 

Only time will tell...stay tuned.

29 comments:

  1. Just heard that Sarah Palin lost her election in Alaska and that a Native Alaskan won the seat, marking the first time in 50 years a Democrat will represent Alaska in Congress.
    Vote Blue!!

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    1. I hear that too Bob!!!! I sent her an Instagram direct-

      Bye-bye Felicia!

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  2. Yep....we are headed for a famine of double d batteries! LOL!!!!! You gave a a good laugh with this!!!!!!

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    1. Well, on a plus...at least they can see the size of what a real dick is!!!!

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  3. It seem that batteries gone up in price. But when I saw your title I though you might be poking fun of fox (faux) news
    Coffee is on an and stay safe

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    1. I wouldn't waste my time. I have hardly ever seen Fox News.

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  4. Anonymous8/31/2022

    Tundra Bunny here.... As much as we all think that the Repugs should go fuck themselves, I'm not sure they'd even know how to use the Hattifatteners shown above, LOL!

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    1. And heaven knows, they'll never figure out a diagram either.

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  5. Meanwhile, Sybian owners are rioting in California due to the flex alert issued today. No one's getting off between 4 and 9 now.

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  6. No worries. They’ll all start hoarding those double Ds right now.

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  7. Anonymous9/01/2022

    HuntleyBiGuy:
    They can take some of those big ass lantern batteries and shove them where the sun don’t shine.

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    1. OMG....I remember those big lantern batteries!!!!!

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  8. I hate to tell you, but a true conservative would never use anything battery powered.

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    1. I don't think they have sex at all...and that there is a problem in itself.

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  9. We can hope and VOTE!

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  10. These things are scary. Their human counterparts, more so!

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    1. You remind me of a joke. The other night my banana said to my vibrator "Why are you shaking? Im the one he's going to eat."

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  11. Amazingly, they haven't tried to reign in sex toys... I suppose they would like to deny that we have any orifices. They want to silence the one, and legislate the others. Well, fuck 'em. VOTE. Destroy the GOP, my dears. It's time the house landed on all the wicked witches.

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    1. YES! And probably then we can move on the real important issues!!!!!

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  12. I kind of recognize the second from the left...
    Also, aren't those batteries smaller? I'm thinking Double D and even as a power bottom I'm kind of concerned....

    XOXO

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    1. Second from the left? I would have thought you'd have more than that for when I come for show and tell.

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  13. This could get interesting.

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  14. Pat Lark9/01/2022

    The battery shortage will be because their women will have switched to using vibrators rather than have sex with a bunch of ugly pricks!
    VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. Bury those motherfuckers.

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    1. And not to mention such small pricks in most cases.

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  15. I'm in agreement with Pat Lark. A vibrator won't get a woman pregnant, demand meals be made or the house be kept up. They also don't talk, another bonus. I'll not fear a battery shortage though as the nicest ones are rechargeable from a wall outlet or USB cable.

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    1. I think you're on to something Melanie. No pun intended.

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  16. Anonymous9/01/2022

    Time to go to Costco to stockpile! LOL!

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  17. Well at least they aren't powered dildo's. They will blow out the power grid system.

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  18. LMAO!!!! Please, I'm clinching my cheeks just looking at those dildo's

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