Yet one more reason NOT TO WEAR these damn hideous plastic pieces of spaghetti strainers. That... and wearing or mentioning them will get you BANNED from the Casa du Borghese's functions. This has been a public Service Announcement.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
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ReplyDeleteOh, My. Goodness.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! And y'all are really gonna hate where the vaccination needle goes! Best prevention for C****POX is to not wear the aforementioned hated footwear.... Tundra Bunny.
ReplyDeleteYour just smart and wise Tundra.
DeletePeople don't call me "Smart Ass" for nothing, LOL! --- Tundra Bunny
DeleteOh, that is TOO funny!
ReplyDeleteUgly feet in uglier shoes!
ReplyDeleteWonder what happened to mine
ReplyDeleteI think you should let the past be dear...and count your blessings they haven't been located. And I assure you I had nothing to do with their disappearance.
DeleteIs Crocpox catching like monkeypox?
ReplyDeleteWell Helen, that one pox I for sure won't have to worry about getting!!!
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ReplyDeleteCrocs? I would NEVER!!!
My favorite house rule. Those things should be banned.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is going to put a strain on our relationship, Mads. I hate the way the suckers look, but, Balder Half bought me a pair of faux crocs (I don't remember why) and I find them to be quite comfortable. They ease the pain in my back when I stand. I don't care for the bumpy things that are supposed to help your feet, I assume. I have neuropathy in my feet so bumpy things rubbing them can be irritating. Trust me, I would NEVER, EVER, wear them in public!
ReplyDeleteI know all too well about bumpy things rubbing... can be irritating ! Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!
DeleteGAH!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat GAH!!!!!!!!!! was me.
ReplyDeleteI thought I heard a GAH and a door slam shut!?
DeleteI had smelling salts at the ready for you, in case you needed them dear.
They are fucking hideous things. I saw this monstrosity in the window of a branch of Schuh in Wood Green just today, and felt like vomiting - not merely Cr*cs, but Cr*cs covered in seagull shit!!? Jx
ReplyDeleteJust where seagull shit OUGHT to be in my opinion. HAHAHAHA
DeleteMy nephews wear them 🤦
ReplyDeleteif we were in ancient Japan, Seppeku would be the only option
Crocs Fever is a viral disease, indeed! I bet you just went ballistic when you saw this.
ReplyDeleteUgh........... those shoes are heinous. 😂 I will never understand those things. Aren't they meant to be worn to garden in?????
ReplyDeleteDon’t catch CrocPox! Or Cock Pox for that matter.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'll be sending thoughts n prayers to **** wearers.
ReplyDeleteHilarious Mads. That said, it's the only Footware that The Man will wear and can wear without incident since his TBI, so at least I bought him Leather ones, but they are still hideous inventions. The Wearers do need our Prayers tho'!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which is more gross and funny.... the actual shoe or the joke!?!?!??!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha. My very trendy, peer-pressurey, statusy cousin told me Crocs are "in." I told him Not according to Mistress Maddie! He’s to a friend with those Balenciaga stilletos (over $800). Oh, please!
ReplyDeleteWHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They aren't in!!!!!!! I don't recall me EVER SAYING they were IN!!!!! I'm sorry my dear but your cousin is going to have to lip synch for their life.
DeleteYeah, I read that Crocs are 'in' this year - but they're still not welcome in my house!
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I don't get it Scarlet. Next thing you know we'll be wearing gardening totes on our heads.
DeleteThat was so funny! Well I am a barefoot guy, so flip flops or slides are what I wear. Not those horrible Crocs.
ReplyDeleteOh yes Gabriel...a guy in flip flops and jeans........boing!!!!!!!
DeleteOh how I hated chickenpox! I will be celibate for a year if it means no monkey pox
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