LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Oooooh, bendy with nice thighs and cute little butt! What's the catch? Buck teeth? Cross-eyed? Sucky personality? Who cares, except for the sucky personality part! You can wait for Christmas, Mads, but I've got a 46th anniversary coming up on Monday that I need to make plans for!
Well toots....heres your entertainment!!!!!
Well, okay then! Throw in a cake and a couple of houseboys to clean up the mess and we're all set! Can Pam Demic pop out of the cake? Balder is part of this anniversary thing and she would be just the thing for his entertainment. August 2nd, a day that will live in infamy! Woot!
Let's see...that cake will have to be pretty bit, for Pam's headpiece.......
Worth every penny too!
Mein Gott! I can touch my toes but that's as far as my body bends (and that's with steel poles at the top and bottom of my spine).
I have gotten to follow many Olympic sports that have the most amazing beefcake ever.Sports have never looked this good.XOXO
I never watch the Olympics, but I do like to see my boy Tom Daly! The things Id do to that boy..... starting with peeling off that speedo.
Take your turn in the queue, Madam! Jx
Wait a turn? By time your done, I'll be lucky to get a rib.
When is the pole vaulting event, and will NBC show that in 4k?
I do soooo love a bendy bulge-y man.
It's like looking at an abstract painting. You don't know if it's upside down or sideways.
Upside down, up right, sideways...has long as the art is well hung.
Umm... that gym? I'm in! So hot. But I just want to spank him. His body looks like yours. For a second I thought it was you. Kizzes. OH! Challenge! Strike that pose and post a pic! I don't have a onesie, though. It's a good pose because, if you flex your azz that way? It can't help but look good. Gravity be damned!
Your too kind Upton....but if I did get into that position, you'd be here at my beckon call and sponge bathing me when my back went out!!!! Im flexible, but not that flexible!
Gotta stretch, ya'll! 🤷♂️
I love that the label reads Christmas wishlist.
Oh, I love when a guy is that flexible....my mind wonders.
I see you brought us dinner!
Is he busy tonight between 7-10??? Asking for a friend.
Now that you got me sufficiently worked up! That picture is insanely 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Is that you Maddie? You’re very flexible 😎
If it is...I could use him one night.
No that's not me Huntley.... Im flexible on my back.
I do like a bendy boy... Jx
Gymnasts must be amazing in bed. Note: I found your comments and posted them. Most go to my email for approval but a few like to languish in the comments tab. I'll make sure I check there more often.Love,Janie
I could just hear my joints crack.Coffee is on and stay safe
Nice, but bring on the swim team.
I can do that. I just don’t want to.
dear me I hope he doesn't get vertigo.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!