I enjoyed Sex and the City when it was on...but the idea of it having to keep going in lousy movies is old. The ship has sailed honey. And how do you carry on without Samantha Jones played by the fabulous Kim Catrall? Well, a couple solutions were submitted, but the studio realized two of the replacements were dead, which still, even dead, would make this shite on a cold skillet, even better.
Divine...would be Divine!
Alas...Bunny had just to busy a schedule and upcoming trips to Iceland and Europe on the books so they settled on....
That's right, Pam Demic!
But I had a clause built in to have leave time since the pandemic seems to be rekindling. I also made it mandatory in my contract to have a all out cat fight scene with Sarah Jessica Parker of Dynasty proportions, where I get a few good slaps in on her horse face, before shoving a ball gag in her trap to shut her the hell up. I'm not worried about the other two...as I said to Anita Moorecock, this is a one woman show!
Damn, Pam, I'd pay money to see that! I absolutely detest Sarah Jessica Parker so much -- I've often wished that someone would shove a pair of Manolo Blahniks up her over-rated ass, LOL! Kim Catrall was fabulous as Samantha and ironically, the only character true to herself in the end. The other 3 "strong, independent career girls" were still stuck in that tired old trope of a woman being a failure in life if she hasn't secured a husband! NO REBOOTS PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteYou make a great point. If they were supposed to be so cutting edge, strong and independent career girls, then just why were they so obsessed to landing and securing husbands?
DeleteExcept Samatha.
I would love to see that. Even though I relate to Charlotte quite a bit and loved the show back in the day, I don't want anything to do with this dated dumpster fire.
ReplyDeleteBoy I sure don't see you as Charlotte. She was a bore.
DeleteLooking forward to seeing that catfight on the BIG SCREEN! My money's on you all the way, of course!
ReplyDeletePhotoshopping in a 4th could end up being a thing.
ReplyDeleteplease... it could star just pam demic and still be called sex in the city.
ReplyDeleteMore like Slut in the City
DeleteLMAO!!!!! And then it is revealed the Pam Demic is really Samantha's long lost drag cousin.
ReplyDeleteWell, in all fairness two are dead...but even still, any of the replacements would be utterly hilarious!!! Im not opposed to a Sarah and Pam face off!!! A shame these woman got so type casted into there roles, probably why they can't give it up. No range. I recently caught a series on PBS called Modus and Kim Catrell was in it and was excellent. Did you ever catch that show Mistress? She play the US's first female president who got kidnapped.
ReplyDeleteI LOVED Modus!!!!!!! And yes, I agree she was fabulous in it.
DeletePam Demic would be the only reason I'd watch this Show!
ReplyDeleteI'm proud to say that I've never seen a single episode of this show, or any of the movies. I've only been able to stand SJP in the original Footloose, and The First Wives Club. Now if Pam would take her place instead of Kim Cattrall's then it may be worth putting on clothes and going. Nah, nothing's worth putting on clothes and going.
ReplyDeleteGirl I didn't even like her in First Wives Club. I wonder what Maggie Smith thought of her? And had no idea she was even in Footloose.
DeleteI didn't say that I liked her in FWC. I was able to stand her because she was unlikeable and perfect for the part. She played Rusty in Footloose. She must've been about 18 or 19. She was actually quite cute back then, with curly dark hair. I don't see how anyone considered her sexy over the years, but to each their own. She did ruin The Family Stone for me, so I just skip through her parts. Whew, I probably shouldn't have had those double caffeine coffees earlier!
DeleteI can go one better than Deedles; I've never seen this SJP woman in anything other than photos. Even now I am still not sure what is supposed to be attractive about her. And as for Pam Demic v SJP, I'd be up to watch that! Can all Pam's fans attend the filming of this epic takedown?
DeleteI'll see if I can get extra tickets for the splash zone.
DeleteThese are the only acceptable Samantha replacements henny!
ReplyDeleteI mean the only alternative really is Pam Demic right?
ReplyDeleteThe best idea yet. Pam, Joan, Divine and Bunny in the new reboot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate to see the tab for liquor alone....
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice, THAT made me spray my cocktail!!!! Gods know that tired old ship needs some new life. And Pam is the one to rile it up.
I fear the role would be much of a stretch to play either.
DeleteOh you’d kill in the role…literally 😎
ReplyDeleteI would buy tickets to see Pam.
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I watched a ton of SATC on HBO. I kind of liked it. I watched the movie when it was streaming. Never watched the second one. Kim Catrall's character is the Sex in Sex and the city, darling.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay to watch Pan or Bunny slap those hoes.
XOXO
I loved and adore it original run...and they should have left it at that. I find too many shows run way pass the expiration date.
DeleteNever watched it since it seemed like one of those trendy shows everybody watched because it was... trendy. The failed movies proved this to be the case.
ReplyDeleteI did watch the show and could see myself in many of their situations. The show entertaining. But like most shows...they should have left it when it ended. A show these days doesn't know when to hang it.
DeleteLoved the show. I did. It was usually pretty funny - especially if Kim's character was featured. The first was decent, but then.....
ReplyDeleteScrew these three leftovers, remake the whole shebang with, Pam, Samantha and Joan!
ReplyDeleteI never watched that show. But you look fabulous darling.
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DeleteI am gobsmacked. Is Pam going to be on the show??? So excited. What a brilliant idea. Of course, I liked the other choices, too.
ReplyDeleteSo... I was a HUGE fan of the show and a big Samantha supporter. I am looking forward to one day seeing this show... which will run for only one season... because lightning rarely strikes twice. That second movie? That killed this franchise. Resurrecting this one without Sam on board? Foolish. Unless one of the characters is going to have a mid-life (cough, cough) crisis and become sexual... there is no hope for this to work. Maybe they are going to saddle these three with all the jokes leftover from that show Goldie Hawn was supposed to do, but bailed on because it was all old people jokes.
And I wonder which episode will be devoted to SJP's pussy reaching the floor? Kizzes.
I enjoyed this show; I miss them.
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