I can hardly wait to see Melanoma trying to smile sweetly through gritted teeth beside a self-decorated(!) Xmas tree as she gives out presents and goodies to all those dear little children, no doubt including some from immigrant families for appearances' sake. Oh, Mel! We know how much you really, really fuckin' care! (Tee hee!)
It always reminds me of staged events. Like at his rallies and pressers. I bet they have an "applause" sign that lights up when to clap and jeer, opps, I mean cheer. And guns pointed at the backs to make sure they clap and cheer.
Oh, we should be so lucky. But, if the WH is decorated for Christmas, it won't be because of her... I don't think she's done anything - hasn't lifted a finger, except maybe the middle one to the entire country. Now Cheeto is taking over the Pentagon. The Pentagon!!! The Repugs are still silent. Did I mention that Cheeto has started taking over the Pentagon??? The anxiety levels are through the roof...even as pundits are naive enough to think he wouldn't try it, that our "institutions" are strong enough to hold. Where are "mother's little helpers?" Pour me a whiskey sour! Never mind, just give me the bottle....
I haven't had news on all week yet. Jokes aside, I really couldn't take much more...but will most likely put some on tomorrow. The stress and anxiety will be right back with me. I won't believe anything at this rate till Jan 20th.
Yep, honeybun. I have a trailer with a working heater for the days and a nice sleeping bag on the bed for the nights. The weather has finally cooled down from the nineties and eighties. Fifties and sixties now, with a drop to the thirties and forties at night. I'm loving it!
How funny and icornic would that be if she was a spy and those two planned to off him?!?!? I mean the dump has pissed Vlad off. Vlad doesn't have his back anymore.
You know she's gonna drop his flabby ass as soon as she can. And go bone the bodyguard she was banging when Agolf Twitler decided to run for the presidency. Also, there's that prenup.
Hee, hee... I am hoping 'Melanie' goes all scorched earth on the holiday decor this year... like just fuck it... Hang bottles of Smirnoff's on the trees. Set the trees on fire. Use aborted fetuses as ornaments. Put Satan in the nativity manger. Oh, this is fun... and I'm just getting started! Thanks for putting this in my head, dear. PS... glad you refrained from initiating the electricians, today. Cuz they are expensive by the hour, and once they got a taste of you, they'd be coming back everyday! Kizzes.
hee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteI can hardly wait to see Melanoma trying to smile sweetly through gritted teeth beside a self-decorated(!) Xmas tree as she gives out presents and goodies to all those dear little children, no doubt including some from immigrant families for appearances' sake. Oh, Mel! We know how much you really, really fuckin' care! (Tee hee!)
ReplyDeleteoh suh-NAP! I can't wait til her illegal immigrant slutty skank ass is outta the white house!
DeleteIt always reminds me of staged events. Like at his rallies and pressers. I bet they have an "applause" sign that lights up when to clap and jeer, opps, I mean cheer. And guns pointed at the backs to make sure they clap and cheer.
DeleteOh, we should be so lucky. But, if the WH is decorated for Christmas, it won't be because of her... I don't think she's done anything - hasn't lifted a finger, except maybe the middle one to the entire country.
ReplyDeleteNow Cheeto is taking over the Pentagon. The Pentagon!!! The Repugs are still silent. Did I mention that Cheeto has started taking over the Pentagon??? The anxiety levels are through the roof...even as pundits are naive enough to think he wouldn't try it, that our "institutions" are strong enough to hold. Where are "mother's little helpers?" Pour me a whiskey sour! Never mind, just give me the bottle....
I haven't had news on all week yet. Jokes aside, I really couldn't take much more...but will most likely put some on tomorrow. The stress and anxiety will be right back with me. I won't believe anything at this rate till Jan 20th.
Deleteak-ness!
ReplyDeletechortle.
xoxo :-)
Hahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThis is almost too true to be funny! Fucking Russians!!
ReplyDeleteShe's Slovenian. Still a self-serving cunt, though. Jx
ReplyDeleteI really wish y'all wouldn't hold back.....
ReplyDeleteAnd where's Sixpense?!?!?! The Dogs Mother used the AK abbreviation!!!!!!!
DeleteI guess she's actually Putin's bitch?
ReplyDeleteOr is she the Russian whore giving the golden showers?
I'm sick of everything! Going camping! YAY! This was funny, though.
ReplyDeleteYour going camping now that it is Mid November?!?!?!?!? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
DeleteYep, honeybun. I have a trailer with a working heater for the days and a nice sleeping bag on the bed for the nights. The weather has finally cooled down from the nineties and eighties. Fifties and sixties now, with a drop to the thirties and forties at night. I'm loving it!
DeleteEnjoy Duchess!!!! I may be here when you get back!
DeleteGiggle, giggle. I drove by the White House this morning, it looks like the fortified green zone in Baghdad.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what she really thinks and wants
ReplyDeleteWhatever she's programmed to think and want... Jx
DeleteBest one so far, but then, every day you've been spot on, sweetpea! #FuckThesePutos
ReplyDeleteHow funny and icornic would that be if she was a spy and those two planned to off him?!?!? I mean the dump has pissed Vlad off. Vlad doesn't have his back anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou know she's gonna drop his flabby ass as soon as she can. And go bone the bodyguard she was banging when Agolf Twitler decided to run for the presidency. Also, there's that prenup.
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Did you see above the the Dogs mother used AK!?!?!?!
DeleteHahaha yes!
ReplyDeleteIt's her mic drop!
XOXO
Hee, hee... I am hoping 'Melanie' goes all scorched earth on the holiday decor this year... like just fuck it... Hang bottles of Smirnoff's on the trees. Set the trees on fire. Use aborted fetuses as ornaments. Put Satan in the nativity manger. Oh, this is fun... and I'm just getting started! Thanks for putting this in my head, dear. PS... glad you refrained from initiating the electricians, today. Cuz they are expensive by the hour, and once they got a taste of you, they'd be coming back everyday! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if they noticed my "power source" was fully charged or not. But I was more then ready to get zapped and wouldn't have cared!!!!!
DeleteHa ha ha!!! That's brilliant!! Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteSXX
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! If only it were true.
ReplyDeleteThere's talk of Putin retiring due to Parkinson's. In January. We may see two regime changes in a single month.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't heard that news. Wouldn't that be wonderful. Hopefully they wouldn't get someone worst.
DeleteYou know she renegotiated the pre-nup for an early exit once he’s done with the White House.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me. She's just as ignorant as him.
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