What a weekend!!!! I'm happy to say that the Mistress was happy and I'm still rather wiped out ...and vegged. MM#1 Fan texted. I told him this was the same feeling of a good round of hot, satisfying sex. I'm still laying here enjoying and basking in the after glow. Anyone got a cig??? How about Saturday's , yet another blunder, from Trump's team, who prepared for a news conference to talk about voter fraud (despite the fact there’s no evidence to support it) and their plans to file additional law suits. Instead of the presser being at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia, where Trump initially tweeted it would be held, it was actually held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a landscaping company situated under the interstate, next to an adult bookstore, and across from a crematorium. I mean, the jokes just keep themselves coming. No pun intended. I just wonder how many went to the glory holes after???? So today I only offer some funnies and a few surprises I got from readers. And thanks to SickoRicko who I blatantly swiped some memes from.
Your comparison of the win to sex...." was the same feeling of a good round of hot, satisfying sex. I'm still laying here enjoying and basking in the after glow. Anyone got a cig??? " is, as always spot on!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny! Loved your submissions too.
Don't fuck with Jackie O!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hear Tacky Ho has been haunted every night since she tore up the gardens.
DeleteSNAP HENNY!
DeleteTacky Ho... oh you are Brilliant with the appropriate Nicknames my Dear!
DeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That first one. they all drive me nuts. The smuggest bunch of bastards. And the the last group photo of trump and his inner sanctum?!?!?!? That is PRICELESS!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as your aware, I long adored your housesboys...and they aren't just pretty.
Hard to pick a favorite in this bunch Mistress!!!! But I do feel the same as Catwoman....the news and election has me spent. No news for me for a while. My mind can't take it.
ReplyDeleteAnd the video....shot on darling!
Nor me. Our tube is shut off permanently for a few days.
DeleteWonderful!
ReplyDeleteyou'll drink to ANYTHING! including hot satisfying sex! I like the "surrender donald" one!
ReplyDeleteDid someone say "ANYTHING"?
DeleteI'll take another.
Ah the video! This is exactly the song AND the version I thought of when I read the title!
ReplyDeleteAll very fun!!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
"He had it comin'
ReplyDeleteHe had it comin'
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!"
Indeed. Jx
aren't our boys a bit over dressed?
ReplyDeleteThey are in orange in honor of trumps hopeful next stop.
DeleteOne of these days....Mistress, Im either going to choke from laughing or wet myself!!!! That final group picture couldn't be more perfect. And he does need to concede. Does he really want to be known in history as the only president that didn't have manners and decorum to do so????
ReplyDeleteProbably. Its apparent the only taste he has is in his mouth.
Apparently, not the first... Jx
DeletePS "I've gotten through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover
Gee, that was fun and a half
When you've been through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover
Anything else is a laugh"
Maybe Mr Sondheim might update the lyrics.
I've done both, agnes (laugh and wet). CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9!
DeleteListen you two.....I refuse to have a Pampers Party at the Casa. Yet.
DeleteMads, how about a Huggies Hoedown instead? BYOD, bring your own diaper.
DeleteHell Deedles, my mother might even come to that!!!! She doesn't have issues, but she says I make her laugh to hard.
DeleteI did for real read that Melania was in Florida over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteProbably sucking the dick of her next millionaire husband. Now can your boys come perform that in my bedroom?
I just had to send that in after your Wizard of Oz clip!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut the Fours Season blunder was priceless!!! Just goes to show there is no check or balances in the administration. LMAO! And that place is in a the seedy part of town too. I think Ill go get my bush trimmed there, lol!!!!!!!
bwhahahahahahahaha! you said "bush". I LOVE YOU (chastely, of course).
DeleteOMG I LOOOOOVE Broadway Backwards!
ReplyDeleteNow, you just KNOW that Melanoma is packing as I type. Bitch is gonna be out and away in no time cause she knows that prenup or not, Cheeto is gonna be in a world of fuckery and she does not want anything to do with his orange, broke ass.
I despise all this administration. I'd do like AOC says and basically blacklist the lot of them. I hope they get slapped with fines and prison.
And what were you saying about a ciggie?
XOXO
And I am hoping that the Bidens don't waste money redoing the rose garden...but replanting and adding tons of rose bushes back in honor of Jackie O.
DeleteI had heard disturbing news the AOC almost didn't run for re-election. She's a bit hot right now with some dems. I hope she keeps going and going...... we need her.
Great lineup of LOLs, Mistress, and yes -- wasn't that Four Seasons snafu just TOO MUCH? Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThey will never be back here again I bet!!!!
DeleteHilarious....one and all!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Also, think of all the parting gifts for those losers. As of now there's 51 people in that administration that have caught COVID-19 in the past six weeks. Or roughly 50 more people than all of New Zealand.
ReplyDeleteinteresting fact there, dear. more of those nazis need to catch COVID and start dying from it!
DeleteDon't get me started on New Zealand honey. I just LOVE and ADORE Prime Minster Jacinda Ardern!!!!! She proves you can be bold, persistent, logical and, care and truly mean it, and still rule a country!!!!!
DeleteBless Jacinda - she has a country with an acreage about as big as Italy (and bigger than the UK), yet a population about the size of Kentucky. Jx
DeleteOh happy day,
ReplyDeleteThat News Conference Location had me rolling when I first heard about it, you can't make shit like that up! His whole Shitshow has been a Comedian's Wet Dream!
ReplyDeleteFor going to Wharton...many of them, they sure are dumb.
DeleteSome days, I don't know if your more good or evil....but these are damn funny! The great ass ia the most popular target, but I think I may despise Betsy DeVos even more. I would love to tell her she's fired.
ReplyDeleteI love the Surrender meme! The Wizard of Oz is everything!!
ReplyDeleteBasking in the afterglow, huh? How sweet. Bet it's a pretty picture. Rest. You've earned it. I am just starting to come around a bit, though things are still off... my brain. Such a muddle. A fog. Can't focus or remember things. And winter bearing down on us here, after a week of solid 70's temps. Sigh. Rollercoaster, indeed. Someone stop this ride. I want to get off. HEE HEE. Hope you did, dear. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteLuckily our weather here is still pretty nice and warm and mild...gotta love Indian Summer.
Delete"The Cell Block Tango" from Chicago! One of my all-time favorites. The Houseboys do a lovely job. But, that MF has not excuses - not even lame ones. Well, as French Patrick posted: Erections after the elections. Hee!
ReplyDeleteSweet Mary Sunshine, sugar! I should have come here before I published my most depressing post about this transitional period and the fuckery of the current administration! You've made me smile, sweetpea, and I sure as hell needed it! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThis country is becoming a joke.
DeleteHe will never surrender, he's going to have to be dragged out of there.
ReplyDeleteGas him with the rats when the fumgators come I say.
DeleteThe Four Seasons fiasco is about the funniest thing ever!
ReplyDeleteSx
Im still wetting myself.
DeleteI almost hope the idiot tries to hole up and has to be dragged out i handcuffs.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping in!!!!!! That would be a pretty funny sight....I cant lie...and at this rate just may happen!!!! Pop in any time!!!!
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