LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Quite frankly I'll take any three parts of this toast.
sadly, none of those will happen in my world this weekend! :(
The first one's definitely happening as soon as my 4" heels can carry me to the fridge for a Grand Cosmo or three. Nothing like Thursday nights watching the queens fight on Project Runway while drunk!
Clink! Clink! Jx
Hmm... what cums in fours? Golf? What's that? Although I do have a thing for balls. I'm gonna shave mine and haul 'em out on the town tonight. The eagle... and several boy toys, won't know what hit 'em. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Let loosen that bow tie. And lose the jacket. Take off that shirt. Now that would look nice.
why don't you just strip him naked and whack him around with a hose till he's razor sharp?
Don't act so shocked!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!