Friday, September 20, 2013

For My Next Significant Other........

Maybe I should go for a Matador.........
 
 
After all, I am well versed in long horns. meanwhile, when did football season start? Not that I'm complaining.....
 
 
 
My houseboys tried out for the Philadelphia Eagles, but alas were told they weren't good enough, and were slapping to much ass. Not that, mind ya, it would make much difference......

19 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/20/2013

    I hope none of the houseboys were in the stands last night. Did you see that brawl? Three rows of Eagles fans beating up each other.

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  2. there are too damn many drunk dumbasses in this town.

    SOME OF US know how to be respectful and polite because we were brought up properly.

    baseball season is over in 10 days, then I go into hibernation til mid-february. :(

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  3. I know nothing about what the girls are talking of, but if the matador asks for your hand, say YES in the minute he asks!

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  4. A Matador? Oh yes there is one, I only at first saw the long horn!

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    1. Again, it's always the long horn with you isn't?

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  5. It's odd that all matadors wear their packages down the leg of their pants rather than centered. Check out these pics. Not that I'm complaining. :-)

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    1. Welcome Buddy Bear! Oh, those picture were wonderful and added to my busy schedule! I'm not complaining either!!!

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  6. Why Mistress, at first I thought that was you!

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    1. honey sometimes it takes two houseboys with a shoe horn to get her goods in jeans.

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    2. ***visualizing that****

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    3. oh no, I always wear my junk to the right. All of you need to seal lips right quick.

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  7. Oh Mistress, a matador would be so romantic for you!

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  8. you'd think a matador would want something
    more substantial between the cajones & the horns.

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    1. are we too assume you are volunteering?

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  9. Um, is that a bull in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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  10. Matador's... there time is almost up darling... Bull fighting is becoming a dying sport and losing it's popularity... Grab one while you still can... I think your time would be better spent using your "Matador's Sword" to put one... if not all... of those nekkid pressuping boys out of their misery. Just watch out for stray cleats... they have been known to give one a nasty scratch...

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    1. I often wondered if those were cleat marks on your bum

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  11. Could you even imagine peeling that sports uniform off? BONG! Right in the kisser! Meanwhile the Eagles? UGH!

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