I strongly endorse this gem.
You all have wondered how I blog with ease.
Now if only it had a gin and tonic holder.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I think the G&T dispenser/holder is a standard feature on the Petticoat 7?
ReplyDelete(I love this sketch!)
I think the 7 comes with mini bottles of gin, like on an airplane.
DeleteI haven't heard anyone with that faux posh accent for 40 years plus. You have to be carefully taught to sound as plummy as that
ReplyDeleteBut that's how I picture how you sound!!!!!
DeleteGod forbid!
DeleteI am literally rolling on the floor.
ReplyDelete"-I suppose you can fix your make up while you work...
-Well, yes you could!"
Fantastic.
XOXO
Now if it only gave a handjob under the desk.....
DeleteLove the emery board in the space bar. But I think it may cause problems 😆
ReplyDelete... and I'm guessing you own a Petticoat 5.
ReplyDeleteI'm on Petticoat 8 already.
DeleteWait...am I the only one of your followers that has one of these? FYI: I had a couple Bees Knees last night and thought of you. I always do when I drink them. It must be something about filling my mouth with a delicious liquid and then swallowing that brings you to mind....
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https://idleeyesandadormy.com/
Swallowing brings me to your mind?
DeleteHave me met?
I wish mine dispensed bourbon. I could have used that after a couple of tough calls I had yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI can barely type on a keyboard let alone get distracted by fixing my cheeks.
ReplyDeleteFixing one's cheeks is easy, Ms Agnes. Just get one of those gel filled cushions to sit on. Works like a charm!
DeleteDoes your also dispense condoms?
ReplyDeleteNot only dispenses, but puts them on for me.
DeleteHoly moly!
ReplyDeleteMy wife walked in while I was watching this and didn't realise it was a parody. She said, "I can believe some of those features would be popular."
ReplyDeleteDon't you recognize Oscar winner, Olivia Coleman? I would swear that is her.
ReplyDeleteTIS!
DeleteWhere's the compartment to store the lipstick?
ReplyDeleteOr the lube for you boys.
We better consult Cali Boi and Sixpense on that......
Delete🤣🤣 Hilarious. Only a Brit could make it sound so...normal.
ReplyDeleteOh my. A Lady Puter.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteGot my endorsement. I need that computer
ReplyDeleteIt took me a moment to realize this wasn't real! I then laughed my lack of ass off!
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't spray a drink this time. Im still getting the last spray out of the sofa.
DeleteI'm not familiar with the Petticoat 5 I myself have the Blommers 2.0.
ReplyDeleteNot for you Mistress. Unless of course you can type whilst in the horizontal position???
ReplyDeleteJP
snap!!!
DeleteJP....it's like you here.
DeleteThe pop-out CD ROM holder was for the G&Ts, m'dear!
ReplyDeleteIs that where it was?!?!?!?!?!
DeleteDispenser, darling... a G&T dispenser. Fuck the holder... it's not like it's going to sit there for long. I adore this. Where on earth did you find it. What a scream. Thank you for sharing. I recognize the actress on the left from Flea Bag, among other things, and the actress on the right sounds like Miranda Hart... what a scream. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteThe actress on the right in the potato sack is Academy Ward winner Oliva Coleman. I have no idea the other, but not Miranda Hart. I LOVE Miranda. No woman gets me more hysterical.
DeleteOn a side note, I have dumped three G&T's into my keyboard.....
I decided to try finding one of these at my local computer thingy store. They tried to foist on me an old used PMS 7. I'm not stupid! I went for the Deep Endz 2.0 with Hot Flash drive!
ReplyDeleteDeep Ends 2.0! Go whole hog or go home I say!!!
DeleteNow if only they could develop an app that would fix that bitch's teef.
ReplyDeleteImagine those on your kibbles and Bits.
DeleteWhat sort of gin?
ReplyDeleteHendricks my dear.
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