Wednesday, April 6, 2022

PETTICOAT 5

 I strongly endorse this gem.


You all have wondered how I blog with ease.

 Now if only it had a gin and tonic holder.

43 comments:

  1. I think the G&T dispenser/holder is a standard feature on the Petticoat 7?

    (I love this sketch!)

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    1. I think the 7 comes with mini bottles of gin, like on an airplane.

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  2. I haven't heard anyone with that faux posh accent for 40 years plus. You have to be carefully taught to sound as plummy as that

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  3. I am literally rolling on the floor.

    "-I suppose you can fix your make up while you work...
    -Well, yes you could!"

    Fantastic.

    XOXO

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    1. Now if it only gave a handjob under the desk.....

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  4. Love the emery board in the space bar. But I think it may cause problems 😆

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  5. ... and I'm guessing you own a Petticoat 5.

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  6. Wait...am I the only one of your followers that has one of these? FYI: I had a couple Bees Knees last night and thought of you. I always do when I drink them. It must be something about filling my mouth with a delicious liquid and then swallowing that brings you to mind....

    Sassybear
    https://idleeyesandadormy.com/

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    1. Swallowing brings me to your mind?

      Have me met?

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  7. I wish mine dispensed bourbon. I could have used that after a couple of tough calls I had yesterday.

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  8. I can barely type on a keyboard let alone get distracted by fixing my cheeks.

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    1. Fixing one's cheeks is easy, Ms Agnes. Just get one of those gel filled cushions to sit on. Works like a charm!

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  9. Does your also dispense condoms?

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    1. Not only dispenses, but puts them on for me.

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  10. My wife walked in while I was watching this and didn't realise it was a parody. She said, "I can believe some of those features would be popular."

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  11. Don't you recognize Oscar winner, Olivia Coleman? I would swear that is her.

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  12. Where's the compartment to store the lipstick?

    Or the lube for you boys.

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    1. We better consult Cali Boi and Sixpense on that......

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  13. 🤣🤣 Hilarious. Only a Brit could make it sound so...normal.

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  14. Oh my. A Lady Puter.

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  15. Got my endorsement. I need that computer

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  16. It took me a moment to realize this wasn't real! I then laughed my lack of ass off!

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    1. At least you didn't spray a drink this time. Im still getting the last spray out of the sofa.

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  17. I'm not familiar with the Petticoat 5 I myself have the Blommers 2.0.

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  18. Not for you Mistress. Unless of course you can type whilst in the horizontal position???
    JP

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  19. The pop-out CD ROM holder was for the G&Ts, m'dear!

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  20. Dispenser, darling... a G&T dispenser. Fuck the holder... it's not like it's going to sit there for long. I adore this. Where on earth did you find it. What a scream. Thank you for sharing. I recognize the actress on the left from Flea Bag, among other things, and the actress on the right sounds like Miranda Hart... what a scream. Kizzes.

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    1. The actress on the right in the potato sack is Academy Ward winner Oliva Coleman. I have no idea the other, but not Miranda Hart. I LOVE Miranda. No woman gets me more hysterical.

      On a side note, I have dumped three G&T's into my keyboard.....

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  21. I decided to try finding one of these at my local computer thingy store. They tried to foist on me an old used PMS 7. I'm not stupid! I went for the Deep Endz 2.0 with Hot Flash drive!

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    1. Deep Ends 2.0! Go whole hog or go home I say!!!

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  22. Now if only they could develop an app that would fix that bitch's teef.

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    1. Imagine those on your kibbles and Bits.

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