A day ago, I took the Mother and I, to a state park and she took along the book she was reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she has ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, got up, took it over to the lakes edge, and threw it off the dock and into the lake. I the next day, went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it but good, and left it in the nightstand drawer beside her bed.
Won't she be surprised!
Im going to hell.
Did the book make her head spin?
ReplyDeleteYou're a devil.
ReplyDeleteNaughty boy!! Go to bed!! 😂
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh your poor mom!
And that's a terrifying book. I read it years and years ago and it truly kept me up at night. The side effects of having grown up catholic...
XOXO
I laughed out loud at that one! Love it...
ReplyDelete“I cast you out! Unclean spirit!” Jx
PS I cannot even think about The Exorcist without thinking of French and Saunders.
Oh my god. You are evil (and very funny).
ReplyDeleteGood one. Never read the book, but the movie.....
ReplyDeleteI'd have done the same thing, so ... see you in Hell! 😈😈😈
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteOh Maddie, you're so bad... and there's gonna be a lightening bolt with your name on it for that trick!!
Am I allowed to laugh?
ReplyDeleteYou evil genius you. Has she found it yet?
ReplyDeleteI had the feeling you were a little gremlin!!!! I shouldn't laugh, but this is funny.
ReplyDeleteOh well, I'll see you in hell! 👹
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA. This made my day!!!! Yes did she find it yet?
ReplyDeleteyou're evilly funny, and sarcastically funny too.
ReplyDeleteI like that. I like that a lot. I may have to steal that for one of my books.
ReplyDeleteOh, you wouldn't do that to your sweet mother. See you on the other side.
ReplyDeleteIf I were your Mum I'd clip you round the ear!
ReplyDeleteI imagine Mother's foot will visit regions up your ass that no dick has ever reached.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂
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