Friday, July 19, 2024

BREAKING NEWS

 Bear speaks out about unfair comparisons to gay men.

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  1. Now the bears are coming for us?

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    1. Bears coming for you guys isn't usual? Bearectile dysfunction?

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    2. Leave it to Duchess Deedles to come running in , drop a wise crack bomb...and run off!!!!!😂😂😂

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  2. Anonymous7/19/2024

    Tundra Bunny here...

    When pressed hard by reporters, Bear, formerly known as Smokey, also denied ever having smoked cannabis or starting any forest fires while stoned...

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    1. Oh dude....even Smokey had a drug problem???? The pressure of being famous I surmise.

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  3. meanwhile, bear representatives have warned that defamation proceedings could follow if they continued to be compared to such vicious animals.

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  4. Bear needs to get over his damned self. He should be flattered.

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  5. Everybody has nothing better to do these days than complain, it seems.

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  6. And this is why I like bears, they're all so independently minded and speak their will.

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  7. Bears get a bad press just because they eat people when they are hungry! Unfair to bears. I bet a bear would have done for Donald Duck last week - bears don't mess about.

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    1. See...when you need a bear their never around.

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  8. Big, furry, huggable.

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    1. If bears were attainable I'd love to hug one. My late friend Doug who made the gay movie series Bear City once used a real trained bear in the movie....filmed it at the Woods for the second installment....said he was so cuddly. I wish I had been there. But I take bear hugs!!!!

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  9. The otter was not available for comment

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    1. Why do I gather you're an adorable otter???

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  10. They are only mad-jealous they aren't as cuddly and adorable that's all.

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