Sunday, February 14, 2021

LOVING...IN THE PAM DEMIC

Well, just in time for Valentine's!!!!

 

A day of love or sex , or both, not to mention the gorging of candy and other sweets treats. This year finds many with some major restrictions on a normal day of festivities if you celebrate the day.Stay at home orders (is anyone even following them anymore?), social distancing and masking it, is a universal conflict for couple and singles, and has made a new conundrum on what to do and how to do it. But no worries dears, my newest pamphlet,  How To Celebrate, Debauch, and Enjoy the Hot Loving of Valentines During the Pandemic, is HERE!!!! Pam,  since early years always loved Valentine as a young Demic...well,  at least till I got caught trying to shove my junk into one of those class made valentine boxes for little Mikey. I was trying to give him what he wanted!!! 

One good thing to do is creating a Bubble of Love! My personal favorite! How about some sexy lingerie and underwear and set the scene for a steamy evening...nothing like recreating a sexy version of Petticoat Junction...you can even work in chains and ropes! Then a rousing game of Enchanted Evening, a game about your goals and each others sexual desires. Followed by a luxury bath where you both pretend to be loofahs and clean each other off. And then dust off  the 4" of dust off the sexual guide book and try some new things and positions. I recommend  my own pamphlet, "Sizzling Sex for Life to Bring Out Your Inner Slut and Leave You Exhausted."


How about gifting  lovely matching bracelets and masks to each other that says Congrats! You have been vaccinated!

Break out those water colors and oil paints!!!!! Since we can't go out for a lovely paint class, why not put a twist on it?  Nothing more fun and erotic than body painting! Just think of the masterpieces.

If your more a cook, why not prepare a nice meal for your loved one? After all, nothing says lovin' like something from the oven!!!! And make sure why your cooking it, and SERVING IT,.. in nothing but an apron!


And don't get me started on the games. Fuck Old Maid and Scrabble. What does this look like? The old folks home at Mar- A-Lago?  Liven things up with a nice and naughty Truth or Dare Game. Or send your loved one on a scavenger hunt in the house. One note gives directions to the next note and so on. Each note at the location can give directions to the next location, but not before something dirty happens with instructions on the same note. If your real good, you'll forget your even on a scavenger hunt!!!!

And I'm here to tell you, if your single there is nothing wrong with spicing up those zoom and skype calls with some nice strip tease and a peep booth show, all my personal favorites to do. Just make sure there are no wires to trip on, and if on a wheely chair, I suggest locking the wheels first to not cause an accident,  bringing the backdrop down behind you. Not that THAT EVER happened to moi.

And it's Valentines Day...nothing makes a man more happy then getting oral. So pull up those rubber gloves and tell your man "I love to wrap both my hands around it and swallow. I was talking about giving him a glass of wine, and wine tasting... what did you think I meant?

How about a naked night? This is one of our favorites here and can easily be done. But if you have fluence a lot, that may kill the mood.

And if there is two things Pam adores it's food and sex. Who said gravy and dessert are to be only served at the dinner table? Bring out the ice cream, the whipped cream, the hot fudge, or why not eat some lunch meat off your partner? It just may be the best meal you ever had. I don't advise a roasted beef though.

Now I can't divulge all my ideas but your getting the drift. And if your in lock down with someone, for gods sake, don't take it for granted!!! Are you just sitting there staring at them???? If you want then to know there is steak for dinner, you got to let then HEAR it SIZZLE honey!!!!!!

And if none of that helps, I guess one can always fuck themselves! Now Pam is off to have a video call or two with some suitors,  so I must run and get beautified and changed ....and how ever you spend the day, just make you sure leave the rolling pin behind...and HAPPY VERNAL DISEASE Day! Oh, I meant HAPPY VALETINE'S DAY!!!! But the same tips apply.
Now I must run and refresh this drink, before my online showing.
This post has made me a tad hot children's.

57 comments:

  1. Happy Valentines Day, stay safe, stay well.

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  2. HAPPY VD, MISTRESS! you're our blogland valentine!

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  3. Oh, Pam has never been lovelier or more mysterious! Such a goddess. She can vaccinate me, any day! Wishing you a fun-filled day. I wish we could all be filled! Sigh. Happy VD. Kizzes.

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    1. Cupid has an arrow with your name on it!

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  4. Great advice and ideas as always, dear Pam! Your Valentines drag is divine, of course!

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  5. You are priceless. But I'm frustrated (well, duh)... I can't find your pamphlet "Sizzling Sex for Life to Bring Out Your Inner Slut and Leave You Exhausted" on Amazon.

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    1. Well see...sites have to be lower to find the place where there sold. Maybe try a truck stop on the outskirts of the Costa we sol.

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  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That right girl!!!! Never mind my guy now hurts! Happy V Day honey

    And if you got someone at home...use them honey! Otherwise spare me the woes me.

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  7. Can you say Wild...Red ...and Heart safety realness!?!?!?!? You go girl!!!!

    And you know Pam....my Valentine runs on batteries.

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    1. The best kind. They keep going and going and going.......

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  8. No Valentine but it is my friend Jane's 50th today so she came over for a slice of orange cake served with clotted cream.

    Enjoy your Valentine

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    1. That sounds lovely. I have always wondered what clotted cream is?

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  9. You are full of terrific ideas!

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  10. Well, you certain can debauch like nobody else Mads...

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  11. "Pam, since early years always loved Valentine as a young Demic...well, at least till I got caught trying to shove my junk into one of those class made valentine boxes for little Mikey. I was trying to give him what he wanted!"

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I want that hearts mask!!!!!!!!! I can never think of things like this!!!!

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    1. Quite an embarrassing moment. And it took two to get the lid off. It a wonder a enjoy the holiday at all.

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  12. i bet this isn't the first time pam fanned herself with the heart of a suitor.

    now where's the chocolate?

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    1. Across the hall ...his name is Martin

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  13. How To Celebrate, Debauch, and Enjoy the Hot Loving of Valentines During the Pandemic.

    I love how long your pamphlet titles are Pam! And those glasses!

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    1. I like the pamphlet to get right to the point.

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  14. Pam Demic...the gift that keeps giving. Whatever will happen to Pam Demic when the pandemic is over?

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    1. Lord knows....she is wherever a pandemic Pam Demic is needed.

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  15. Why Miss Pan...your looking more pink and red today than lobster thermidor!!!!

    Have fun with the boys on online. Will you be singing My Funny Valentine ?

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    1. I was thinking more Life is A Bowl of Cherries.

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  16. I love that you had to reminds us all the remove the 4" of dust off the sexual manual!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

    Happy Valentines Day Pam!

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  17. what a sizzling hot V-Day entry! This beats chocolate hearts by a country mile.

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  18. Pam has some great ideas. I need to find my watercolors and get Carlos into his birthday suit. Oy, what a canvas, er, canvass.

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    1. Yes my all means and feature the masterpiece in your random musings!!

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  19. Happy Valentine Pam!!! I find that body painting activity very exciting! Even with edible paint!!! You look hot enough to melt the ice here...we were ice skating on the canals today there so frozen over.

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  20. I love it!!!! I think we need a tv show, The Pam Demic Show...it would be a whole new lifestyle show surrounding the pandemic!! With whole segments of sex, and mask couture.Fabu!

    Now what's this about a onlines shows????

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    1. Id watch a lifestyle Pam Demic show. How do we get the balls rolling?

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    2. We tried Cali! But with my ideas and such America just isn't ready for it yet...just not ready.

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  21. I love living art! And I want to be in your living bubble!!!!!

    Happy Valentine Pam Demic! Those pamphlet titles are cracking me up.

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  22. Little Mikey would probably appreciate that surprise now.

    Love,
    Janie

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  23. Happy red heart day.... you marvelous thing you.

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  24. This wasn't your inauguration ensemble was it Pam?? I heard you made quite a splash behind the scenes there. You sure do get into the spirit...have you considered a couple retreat therapists?

    And just what is with couples who live together bitching about not having sex?!?!?! I say the problem with the bear couple I know is they have got dependent on threesomes, or outside sex... and now don't get pleasure from each other. Well hells bells...send the scraps here if you don't want them!

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    1. Tis tru. I was down in the bowels of the capital relieving the pre show inaugural stress for the politicians. Im sure Hawley and Lady G visited several times throughout the glory hall in that Corinthian marble hole.

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  25. I guess if V-Day is here or not I never paid it any mine. I love it though because red is my color!!!! Pam you certainly have some ingenuity around the house, your a creative queen. 💗💗💗 the glasses and that HUGE fascinator?

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  26. Happy Valentine’s Day Pam. Your guide says it all!

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  27. "Fuck Old Maid and Scrabble. What does this look like? The old folks home at Mar- A-Lago? "
    😂🤣😅😂😁😀😂 I hear this place is like a senior citizen home? I'm adoring the red darling!

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    1. Oh me too...red is the color of whites.

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  28. Hope your Valentine was fully of joyfull laughter.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

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  29. I would always have sex, even with the plague! Beautiful Queer!

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    1. I don't think many here.Well hooks up at least. Many singles I know haven't had sex in almost a year. But our rates of infection and deaths are way of of control compared to Italy

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    2. You are over 300 million, we are only 60 million. In Milan and Lombardy there was a greater concentration of COVID because there is a high population density.

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  30. Hope everybody followed Pam's advice and had a great VDay!
    She's looking fab, as always!

    XOXO

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!