This might be the earliest I have ever had my taxes done and submitted. I visited with Financial Advisor the other afternoon to have the taxes done and some other financial matters I wanted advice on. It was nice just taking and having coffee with him...all most gleeful! And gave me an excuse to get dressed up and wear a low cut blouse. Pandemics, and insolation do that I guess. I was even more gleeful when he came through already and had re-invested things, and had my taxes done....
and sent over my crunched figures and other assets.
I loved what a saw too!
DAMN GIRL! If those are the results, I'd be finding something for him to look at everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I just bet he crunched your figures and gave you a good return in the end.
ReplyDeleteI must admit, he divided my assets quite nicely.
DeleteThose are TWO nice lump sums hennnny!
ReplyDeletelow cut blouse? are you sure it was your packed basket that got express service?
ReplyDeletehow are you feeling, dear? glad to see you poting again.
DeleteId'say it's safe to say the smart mouth is feeling better.
DeleteOh My God.
ReplyDeleteHell, I'm still waiting on tax shit to come.
You should have been a gallery owner. You have a good eye for art.
ReplyDeleteyour half right. the mistress should be in a museum. provided he's well hung of course.
DeleteI read crushed fingers instead of crunched figures when I saw that asset. It makes no sense, but, I saw what I saw.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHA! Give then a finger, then they want the whole hand...where does it end?
DeleteHAWT BUNS! if you rub them correctly, does your wish cum true?
ReplyDeleteI still need some documents before I send my shit to my preparer. and he looks NOTHING like this dude!
He gave me what seemed like an endless return.....
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteBet you did not show him your assets. At least not all them.
And Taxes make me stabby. Ugh.
XOXO
Oh.... he got my point quite clear
DeleteNice to see somebody looking after his assets! Jx
ReplyDeletePS I never understand this "doing a tax return" thing in the US. If you are employed over here tax is automatically deducted at source; and if you are (as I believe is the case for you unfortunately) unemployed, there is effectively no tax to pay. Only self-employed people and businesses need to fill in any kind of paperwork for the Inland Revenue in the UK.
Well dear....it is the US.
DeleteEvidently the mantra is "if a thing's worth complicating, it's worth massively over-complicating!" Jx
DeleteSo you showed him ALL of your Assets Mads, or was is just business?
ReplyDeleteOh, I always keep a few assets to reveal later to surprise and delight!
DeleteHope you requested an extension.
ReplyDeleteWell, lets just say he gave me a huge capital gain.
DeleteNice Assssss-sets. I'd like to tax him some... mmm hmm. Get me a nice refund. Yeah, baby... punch.. dem... numbers! Love ya. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmmmmm them are some assets I'dlike to handle.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate a nice butt on a man.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Meeeeee too! I use the Lad's bubble butt for a laptop stand some times.
DeleteWow, they don't hire men like that at H&R Block.
ReplyDeleteThey could start by advertising the H&R on his cheeks.
DeleteWould he like to invest his assets offshore? I have a hedge fund if he's interested.
ReplyDeleteSx
I heard he's good with hedges and bushes. I have no idea how he feels about mud.
DeleteI love round figures! But is he peeing on the paper trays?!?
ReplyDeleteYup, he must be having a wee-wee. Naughty!
DeleteBoy I sure hope not. Who likes soggy paper?
Delete"Assets"... I see what you did there, you naughty! 🍑
ReplyDeletewhat marvellous ass!!!
ReplyDeleteI never knew that’s how you clear a paper ham in a copier.
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate what a hard cock can do.
DeleteFabulous ass!
ReplyDelete...that hot is.a clear qualifier for selecting an accountant...I will come prepared to “submit” my taxes to him for review , with payment “cheek” in hand!!!
ReplyDelete“...that hot ass...”
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