Friday, October 25, 2019

BETWEEN FORTY AND DEATH

Yes, that is what I tell everybody of my age! I'm somewhere between forty and death. On tap will be the Sea Witch Festival in Rehoboth. First thing on Instagram this morning, I get a birthday greeting from the wacky Tammie from her Wonder of Wonder tour. Some days I don't think she is playing with a full set of marbles.

As for me, birthdays and age don't brother me, and I must say I think the exercise and gin is what keeps me again,  well. I have been in good company over the years.

Why use a glass on friday?
The look and hairstyle and sometimes a fag just makes the drink.
Sometimes, the well trained drink, does comes to me!!!
 
Know when to say when.

Yes. I have nothing to complain of and I am very happy with things. I have a few friends that say, time to settle down, meet someone, buy a house, dating to many men, to much sex(is there such a thing), watch what you eat. Well hell, the way I live I must be doing something right to not act my age or look my age, and hell,  I have a younger man and and older man.... so in the words of Elektra Abundance......
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

And thanks you to those who sent birthday greetings, your all so sweet!!!!

71 comments:

  1. Well, you are perfect for a gin soaked aging nymphet, so get out there and find one! :) Enjoy your day, hotshot!

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    1. we believe he is just pickled by this point.

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    2. but is his pickle still functioning?

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    3. There is nothing wrong with that large pickle. It works too WELL!

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    4. Hey guys, you will notice that I did not call Mads a gin soaked ageing nymphet. I told him to go find one! I never once mentioned a pickle! I'm a good girl I am!

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    5. I haven't been called a nymphet in ages Deedles. I love you!

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  2. I've been saying 'between forty and death'for so long now, I have no idea my actual age. Perhaps when [if] I kick the bucket, someone can slice me open and count the rings!

    Happy day, and be you and do you, because it's working fabulously!

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDSOME!!!!!!

    You have nothing to complain of at your age. You are still sexy as hell and look great, with the mind of a late 20 something.

    THOSE GIFS ARE ALL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. And your not joking, I have indeed seen drinking come to you!

    Have a Happy Birthday you Daddy!

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  5. Happy Birthday, Mistress! You're in your prime! Enjoy!

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  6. I agree!!!! You look great if you are indeed over forty!!!!!! Shit honey. Gin must indeed be your secret?


    Happy Birthday! I adore you.

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  7. I think Elektra said it best!

    Happy Birthday Cutie!

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  8. “The beauty of a person is not in a facial mole,but true beauty in a person is reflected in their soul. It is the caring that they lovingly gives, the passion that they knows.”

    Happy Birthday Mistress

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  9. Now I have a gift for you. Here it is! Just put your lips around it and blow. No, that's not right, what was I thinking? Put your lips together and blow.

    🎂🎂🎂🎂

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  10. Happy Birthday to one of the sexiest and classist in the clan!

    You at least keep both feet on the floor.

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  11. Cap Chasen10/25/2019

    Happy Birthday dear Mistress! I truly hope you have a special day. You give this old man visual delights and things of interest to ponder and see daily! And remember, You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

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  12. Happy Birthday and have a great weekend! I know I shouldn't have to ask this but, is that Ann Miller at the top?

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    1. oh oh oh, if you don't know that's ann miller by now...you with your knowledge of old movies and old broads...

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    2. Sorry! What was I thinking?

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    3. boyz & gurlz, that's my spouse; see what I have to endure?

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    4. At least he knows who ann miller is.

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  13. Happy Birthday beautiful!!!!! Have a wonderful day!! Love those gifs they all made me chuckle... Big birthday hugs!

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  14. You're sooo funny Maddie. Your Tammie message wasn't as sinister as mine, she is twisted, sister!
    Many Happy Returns!

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  15. Bun Bun10/25/2019

    Your still alive?

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  16. "If I say that your sense of style's
    As far as off as your youth;
    It's simply that
    Who else but a bosom buddy
    Will tell you the whole stinking truth?"


    Many happy returns, Vera Charles. Jx

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    1. you know we're there to defend her when they say the Mistress is the world's greatest lush.

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  17. great minds think ALIKE happy birthday you old bitch.

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  18. alert the bluecoat gin distillery, the mistress is going to need several skids before this birthday celebration is over. don't do anything I wouldn't do, luv. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET MADDIE!

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  19. Happy, happy birthday to the most fabulous person!
    Keep drinking the gin, darling. It's helps preserve you....
    Thank you for your wonderful blog. It's a birthday gift every day for me.
    It's my birthday too in a couple of weeks.
    Can I tell everyone I'm between 40 and death too? I love it!
    Xxx

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    1. You should tell them that...keeps them guessing.

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  20. Happy Lovely Birthday! I hope this day is filled to the brim with happiness and interesting and fun things (just like your blog). Laughter and smiles to you my handsome little prince.

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  21. Happy Birthday you little devil! Now in your new year, I think we need to see more ass shots from you, what do you all think?

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  22. Drinks on me tonight all!

    Happy B-day Mistress.

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  23. Happy Birthday Maddie!!!

    I thought you were a Halloween baby? I didn't think it was this soon. Well you know... because if you were a Halloween baby... that really would explain a LOT!!!

    Joking!

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    1. Funny you mention that. My dear mother was due Halloween, but I decided enough was enough and came the 25th. She says it the only time I came early, I've been late ever aince.

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  24. Happy birthday, Maddie! ✨✨🎉🎉✨✨
    That message from Tammie is PRICELESS,

    And like Aaliyah said, age ain’t nothin’ but a number!

    XoXo

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  25. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!! You look fabulous! Have a wonderful weekend!
    SXX

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  26. Thank you all for the kind well wishes!!!!! Your all the best..it was a good day and night!!!!!

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  27. Happy Birthday, keep having fun !

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  28. Happy Borthday Maddie! Your no doubt the apple of your mother's eye. Hope your day is a good one and fun filled.

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  29. Happy Birthday Mr Man..... Come down for a visit.. well sit on the porch and smoke a cigar

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    1. Your request has seduced me tommy.....hold that porch sit for me. Im a cumin!

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  30. Happy Birthday!!!! May will have all the fun today. A sea witch festival? Now that sounds intrestimg.

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  31. Well happy day, Maddie. You’ve brought many good days to me an all of your many readers/friends. You are a true treasure. Here’s to many more! 🍸

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    1. Thank you Huntly....you too are so sweet!

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  32. Happy Birtjday you sexy young thing. Those pictures had me roaring because they are all you.

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  33. Happy Birthday, Darling! You make me feel ancient and I hate you! But since it's your birthday I forgive you I guess just this once as long as you do something naughty this weekend that involves at 3 of the 7 deadly sins.

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    1. What, you want him to cut back?!

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    2. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha

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    3. Yes Mildred...Deedles is right on this case... 3?

      But you'll be happy to know, I didn't break any laws, but I may have cracked a few.

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  34. Happy Birthday!!!

    Remember, you're just 29 but with one more year of experience at it. Enjoy your birthday weekend!

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  35. I see, it's now October 26...so a happy belated birthday!

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  36. Happy Birthday dear freind!!!!! I hear the east coast is drained of any gin honey!

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  37. won’t you celebrate with me
    what i have shaped into
    a kind of life? i had no model.
    born in Babylon
    what did i see to be except myself?
    i made it up
    here on this bridge between
    starshine and clay,
    my one hand holding tight
    my other hand; come celebrate
    with me this day that everyday
    something has tried to kill me
    and has failed. - L. Clifton

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    1. There you go again, Dr. Spo! Always doing your best to class up a joint!

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    2. Spo, that is beautiful, thank you for the lovely birthday passage, your are so sweet.

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  38. ❤❤❤ Your all so sweet and kind, I love you all! Your comments and wishes made my day.💋💋💋

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  39. Good for you. It’s never time for anything unless you decide you’d like it to be time. Not everyone has the same needs or wants. But I’ve always wanted to be Endora.

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  40. Oh, and happy birthday to a true inspiration!

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  41. Happy Birthday Mistress! See what happens when I go away? You get older.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!