Dears, the Mistress is off again. I have more travels, this time to DC, Chicago, and then New York to visit stores and help set visuals in a new designer shop. No rest for the weary I tell you. Then on the weekend I have more guest from out of town visiting, and a house tour on Sunday, so I may be hit or miss between now and Monday, but will return with more Halloween fun. In the meantime meet my newest houseboy Borislav, from Russia........
His name means hung and useful. Or was that young and useful?
I'm BOUND TO FIND OUT SHORTLY.
Tootles!
Don't work too hard.
ReplyDeleteHave you got Borislav in to feed the birds?
Oh....he's feeding something alright.....
DeleteI hope you enjoy our fair city. I'm right in Georgetown Mistress!!!!!! Did you come to start your World Domination?!?!?!?!!?
ReplyDeletenice that they think so much of you and your ideas. as for borislav, be careful; he may have a listening device planted on his person!
ReplyDeleteI'm investigating his crotch are as we speak.
DeleteWhat the heck? Are you in the witness protection program or what??? Did you become a high society escort or something??? Do you give discounts to blog friends... I'm just asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteStay safe and try not to work that cute little tush of yours off too much!
ReplyDelete"Trendy travelers tend to talk
ReplyDeleteOf London, Paris, Rome, New York
Like only they were stylish and unique
But out in the Midwest
Is the city I love the best...
A town so smart it's spelling starts
With: C - H - I - C...Chic!"
Have fun, dear. Jx
Oh. My. God. Are you come to Chi? To see Madge? When?
ReplyDeleteI need to know.
XoXo
I already have tickets for her December concert!!!! And yes you best behave Sixpense.....you never know what corner I may be lurking around.
DeleteAre you sure Borislav isn't a Russian spy?
ReplyDeleteWell, you don't want to know how he water boarded me Debra and with what.
DeleteI'll watch Borislove while you're gone.
ReplyDeleteI swear, you get around more than the herpes virus. And what duty is this houseboy on???
ReplyDeleteWas this his interview picture? Of so I see why he got the job.
ReplyDeleteDoes he dust? Can we borrow him? After two weeks of building the new potty palace, this house is so dusty.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I'd see the day when the mistress got into bed with a Russian! Though, I guess it IS fairly obvious why. But, be sure the Intelligence Department doesn't get wind of it - you'll have hundreds of FIBBIES knocking on your door whisking him away to some prison camp where he'll be unrelentingly ravished.
ReplyDeleteHugs for safe travels.
I'll be right there. Don't expect much cleaning to get done. I'm half Russian. Time to make me whole...
ReplyDeleteHos only job at my house....he could just lay there.....
ReplyDeleteLOL you are never in one place long - like the White Rabbit.
ReplyDeleteHave fun while you're out and about.
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