Thursday, April 4, 2019

MY LIFE IN MEMES

 Here is my life in some memes.
It just doesn't!

Me..upon meeting every guy....

Good luck!


Where is this coming from....

I have been told I can be a shady MF....

Me on Friday's...the money shot.
My filth has really rubbed off from Lady Bunny.


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  1. gretchen Reukauf4/04/2019

    I do believe I have indeed had the same look as the dog when my boyfriend tries new things!

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  2. Mistress Maddie #1 Fan4/04/2019

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And you TOTATLY look at men's subtitles when you meet them.

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  3. Deedles4/04/2019

    I love the hoe one! Look at you, blaming Lady Bunny for your filth! Has this administration rubbed off on you, hmmm? Okay, that sounded nasty!

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  4. Brodes854/04/2019

    The movies and subtitles one.....ME TOO!!!!!

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  5. Mahogany Empress4/04/2019

    THANK YOU!!!! I sides are SPLITTING GURL! And I may have tinkled a bit.

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  6. Bob4/04/2019

    Subtitles! I'm dying over here!

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  7. Cali-Boi4/04/2019

    LOL,LOL,LOL! I hardly ever laugh hard but tonight!!!!!

    The threesome thing...when I'm done, the couple HAS GOT TO GO. And if they think there staying...SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Sooo-this-is-me4/04/2019

    Hey girlfriend... these were pretty funny. Second picture is totally me meeting a cute guy.

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    1. Deedles4/05/2019

      Sooooo.... how can you tell the guy is cute if you're just "reading the subtitles"? I don't think I know any one who wants that part of their anatomy to be called cute. Not that I've taken any polls or anything.

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    2. Mistress Maddie4/05/2019

      If we ever meet Steven, I will be watching where your eyes go!!!!!

      Deedles....Steve prefers his being called handsome.

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    3. Deedles4/05/2019

      As in waiting for some hand?

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    4. Sooo-this-is-me4/06/2019

      Deedles, I give each guy a complete and instant scan from head to toe, however there is a bug in my software that gets hung up when ever his clothes are too revealing... and reveals that he is hung..up as well. ;)

      Maddie, not going to lie to my blog buddy, my eyes are going right for where your car keys are!!! :p

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    5. Mistress Maddie4/06/2019

      @Steven....😳😳😳😈

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  9. Debra She Who Seeks4/04/2019

    Hahahahahaha! I like the guy on the photocopy machine the best.

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  10. Ms Scarlet4/05/2019

    Well, you have been busy!
    Sx

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  11. Moving with Mitchell4/05/2019

    Lady Bunny should be ashamed of herself. Such a terrible influence. As for sleeping in the middle, they always wanted me to do that and I always hated it. I couldn’t sleep!

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    1. Mistress Maddie4/06/2019

      I couldn't sleep either...no one did!

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  12. Travel4/05/2019

    What is the first thing I notice when I meet someone new? Very good!

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  13. anne marie in philly4/05/2019

    that last one - hurts, don't it? bwhahahahahahahahahaha!

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  14. Anitia Moorecock4/05/2019

    the weekend is here...hope the direct deposit hits but good.

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  15. Dieselboy4/05/2019

    I wouldn't. Ind a direct deposit this weekend.

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  16. whkattk4/05/2019

    Oh, puhleeze! EVERYONE reads those subtitles - even the straight dudes read those. And with THAT movie, how could you not???

    Happy Friday, Mistress! Have a really great weekend!

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    1. Cali-Boi4/06/2019

      Your right about that! It funny when you catch a straight dude looking "there".

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  17. The Midnight Magpie4/05/2019

    OMG Muriel....your terrible. These had me spray my coffee from laughing!!!!!!!!

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  18. Inexplicable DeVice4/05/2019

    Well, this explains why I like films with subtitles!

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    1. Cali-Boi4/06/2019

      I haven't see the Mistress pass up a subtitle reading yet.

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  19. Asriel 4/06/2019

    Different look same great taste!!!!!

    And not untrue.

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  20. Robzilla4/06/2019

    OMG these are hysterical!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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