Sunday, April 14, 2019

FIVE MARTINI LUNCH

Times many have changed but never let it be said the" Ladies Who Lunch" are a thing of the past. Yes dear ones, the Mistress was out again on another4 1/2, at least five martini lunch, again. A week ago our ever faithful Anne Marie called and wanted to know if I could meet up with her for a lunch, and luckily I was. Now mind you, our lunches are generally booze filled, laugh a riot lunches. When I dine out, the Mistress enjoys a good few hours. She also informed me a friend of hers, we shall  bequeath the name, Mariposa. Mariposa, is a lovely, very entertaining single cute gay guy, that Anne Marie invited. While we never met, it seems we shared a lot in common...the Raven, The Woods, both enjoy drag, both are nuts, and enjoy life. While we waited for Mariposa to arrive she told me he worked for a delivery package company that brings her packages to her.  Oh dear, I told her I had fantasies of those guys like from the movies. You know the ones, where the guy answers the door and says.  Hi, I have a PACKAGE for you. I could be in trouble here. Well, when he arrives he did indeed flit in like a butterfly...hence the name Mariposa Anne Marie gave him. He was a delight to hang with and when he came in with uniform on, I thought yikes!!!! If it is any constellation I did asked if he had the delivery truck outside, but alas he didn't. Thank goodness. But was he ever a funny guy..we all had a blast. By time the fourth martini...yes fourth,  Anne Marie and Mike were twisting my arm terrible yesterday to have these martini's I tell you, Anne Marie's spouse arteejee showed up after some work duties. I was nervous thinking he might think I'm a bad influence on poor Anne Marie, but was he ever a wealth of historical information and some interesting stories. It was great to put a face with a blog after all this time. Here's a picture of Arteejee and Mariposa acting up. 
Meanwhile, by the fifth martini.... Anne Marie and myself were still very lady like. And before you think I may have a lot in common with Crawford, I'm on the right. Anne Marie is way to mature to shovel chopsticks up her nose.
Lately lots have been talking about bloggers and blogging. Some friends of mine find it hard to believe it is like a little community of close, friendly, liked minded people, who you do indeed get to know. We were telling Mariposa about the swell people we read and how we all get to know each and he seemed amazed by it.  Even friends of mine find it hard to believe. I have also met  many readers and bloggers alike and by all means consider them friends. All I have met are just as swell as they are on their blog. It is quite fun and a great experience and just shows you never know how or when one will meet new friends. Like yesterday . I now have met two new swell people and had a great time. Should Mariposa and I ever hang out, that will be a evening of hilarity for sure!!!! And I don't care what my friends say to me about my long "for an age" time, spent eating and drinking in dinning establishments. I have always firmly believed…...

Anne Maire also brought the twins.

47 comments:

  1. five martini lunch? so...it was a light day for Tallulah.

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  2. Ohh
    This sounds like the kind of lunch I'd LOVE! Bet AnneMarie is a riot. If I lived close, I promise I'd invite myself. And you are right, bloggers are a friendly, fun bunch.

    XOXO

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    1. and we would welcome you with open arms (and legs), dear!

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    2. There's she goes...taking it to ground zero …..

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  3. Sounds like you all had a great time!!!! Five rounds!!!! I can only imagine the antics.

    But what inquiring mind want to know is did you behave with Marposa and did Anne Marie grab your buns?

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    1. the mistress did behave herself. and I grabbed the mistress' buns upon first meeting 2 years ago.

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  4. Were your assets safe gurl?

    One of these time, when I escape Ptown I'm going to catch up with the crazy bitches in Philly.

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    1. her ASSets were safe. I would LOVE to meet you, pearly!

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  5. FIVE HOURS?!?!?!?!

    You guys shouldn't need therapy for some time.

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    1. a lunch with maddie is EPIC!

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    2. Trying spending the weekend at the Casa. What a sight that is?

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    3. all those naked houseboys, the gin flowing like water...

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  6. Oh Mistress! That sounds like our kind of day. With fun, good, and interesting people, enjoying good food and libations. We get one life so enjoy it. I adored the fun pictures to protect the innocent!!!! Now what we must know is was Anne Marie playing match maker? Or good fun? Or in your case dirty fun? I can just imagine how a lunch would be with you!!!!

    Glad you all had a good time. While I don't have a blog, it is great fun to read blogs and sometimes the comments are as entertaining as the post. I can see why it's fun to get together. I also enjoy the blogs where the author replies to comments. I feel it make the whole experience more personal.

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  7. nope, mariposa accused me of doing the same thing. I just wanted to hang with some friends.

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  8. Isn't that what's life's about? Meeting new exciting friends and experinces? Sounds like you all had a nice time. Cheers!

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  9. I wanna come sometime!!!! What a good day. If it was like here, it was beautiful. I also love your new banner above!!!!!! Is that Shirly Maclaine?

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  10. Good for all of you meeting up and meeting new people. I enjoy a good long tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. Mistress

    I applaud you for taking time to enjoy time and food and drink. Many Americans are in such a hurry to the next thing and sometimes for no apparent reason. You'd fit right in here in Europe. When I live there many seem uptight, unhappy, and rushed to do everything.

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    1. life sucks if ya can't sit back and cruise along for a while.

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    2. Is Daddy Warbucks paying you to say that to get me to move there??????

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    3. you ain't a-goin' anywhere, darling!

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  11. gawd, lunches with maddie are SO MUCH FUN! and expensive! hanging with new and old friends is priceless.

    "no one is a failure who is enjoying life." = my fortune cookie from tonight's chinese take-out. kinda sums up yesterday.

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    1. Thats a great fortune cookie! How weird but perfect was that? BUT... as your well aware, here at the Casa when we read fortune one must put in bed at the end.

      No one is a failure who is enjoying life in bed. Still perfect!

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    2. true, so true...and I've never heard anyone complain about you putting out...

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  12. In the words of Elaine Stritch- "There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

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    1. I was the oldest person there at age 65, you handsome man!

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  13. Mmmm! Sounds like a good time, and hard to believe you behaved. Sound like a fun day. Lunch, drinks, and no cleanup! Can life get better?

    Now about those fantasies…..

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    1. And you best stay out of trouble down in SA!!!!! Im sooooooooooo jealous.

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  14. Does anyone still wear a hat?
    I'll drink to that!


    J

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    1. cripes, like maddie, you'll drink to anything! we talked about you yesterday!

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    2. Yes. we both agreed it would be a close call would drink who under the table!

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    1. Alright...now who's being the tease?

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    2. now now now, none of THAT went on! it was all perfectly chaste!

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  16. Good times!!! Are you one of those people that takes 20 minutes to pass the salt?

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    1. yes yes and yes! the salt shaker was never touched!

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  17. "Anne Marie also brought the twins" = they are attached to my body; the twin jahoobies go everywhere I go.

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  18. OMG! Mariposa and I look like we were having a wonderful time! Thanks for taking the photo. It was great finally meeting the Mistress Maddie! I hope we can get together again soon.

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  19. OMG that sounded like a wonderful way to spend an afternoon. That reminds me, I'm expecting two deliveries from two different companies on Thursday!

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  20. What fun! It's almost up there with my two hour breakfasts at IHOP with my friend (Singular)! What Away To Go, love the Shirley Maclaine banner! My last brain cell is telling me that was the movie.

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    1. One of my all time favorite movies Deedles!!!!! And will be the story of my life no doubt.

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  21. Sounds like a blast! And I agree -- any bloggers I have met have been great!

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    1. Oh, and P.S. -- love your new Easter blog header of Shirley MacLaine and the bunny all wrapped up in fun fur!

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    2. Thank you dear! One of my favorites of Shirley.

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  22. Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch!

    Love the Shirley McLaine!

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  23. Oh, how I wish I had been there. One of these days, [Alice?], one of these days.

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