Wednesday, January 16, 2019

MEANWHILE AT HAPPY HOUR


Happy hour. It's something I enjoy on my way home from work, on days that end in ay. Just tonight, I was talking to Smitty's about love life and such. I have no idea which team he swings for, but he always just lets me talk and banter. Well, just tonight while talking about the most daring thing we have ever done on trapeze, some fairly good looking guy settled up next to me. After an hour and half long conversation, with him getting me a libation. I thought he seemed pretty cool. But just then, quickly, and out of no where, he leaned over  and whispered to me,  "I want you to make me scream with your fingers and whatever else you may have", all the while he grabbed my crown jewels. WELL. Being the respectable minx I am, I cupped a few good feels first,  and then poked him in the eyes super hard with my fingers. Then ran.

17 comments:

  1. Lmaoooo love me some Karen Walker and any other happy social drinker who can appreciate a good quip and an stiff martini.

    XoXo

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  2. Uh...er...uhm...hmmm.

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  3. He must have used both hands to cup the crown jewels?

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  4. I hope your kidding....but I remember another time some guy was hitting you up and he told you to give him a sign if you were interested, and you replied Slippery when Wet. I was dying that night.

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  5. HA HA HA HA!

    Now you sound like William, when I ask if he wants a drink tonight, and he replies, Well, it's Wednesday isn't it? I sure hope you didn't blind that guy?

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  6. Karen Walker is my favorite on the show!

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  7. I was with you right up to the part where you ran.

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  8. I bet he had huge hands, and probably a couple of black eyes to go with them.

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  9. What makes a guy think he can just grab another guys crotch??? Their as bad as the straight men!!! Men make me sick

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  10. The subtle pick up lines of happy hour.

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  11. Can you blame him? I've seen your basket.

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  12. LOL. Well, at least you copped a few handfuls... Wasn't quite enough and so you fled. Right? ;-)

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  13. I actually believed this... until you poked him in the eyes and ran. As if.

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  14. Oh... right.... ran... where?

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  15. Bwrhahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  16. She's so funny!!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!