Bwhahahahahaha ha! Who is the dumb one that gave her a show, and then green lighted it??? I'd sooner see a show with the fabulous Imp Queen from the previous post...you know someone with taste and an interesting life.
It is so hard to believe that this was the very talented little girl in The Parent Trap. Such potential turned into such a waste of space! Very sad, bigly even. I don't watch smarmy reality shows. Never have, never will.
Marina Hyde in The Guardian rips the piss out of it mercilessly:
The premise? Lindsay Lohan has opened a Mykonos beach club. Either by MTV’s design or by Lindsay’s, the beach in question is the one on which she was publicly hit by a former boyfriend in 2016. As Lindsay explains it, the club is the result of a promise she made to herself at the time. “I said I’m going to own this beach one day because I always want everyone to feel safe.”
To work in it, she has summoned 15 MTV-hot young contestants who need to be “the best of the best”. At what? Serving expensive drinks, I think. Serving clients. Getting them to upgrade from loungers to cabanas and so on. But mainly at all the reality-TV things: fighting, backstabbing, partying and hooking up.
In her new role as hardnosed entrepreneur businesswoman, Lindsay has to be appalled at this behaviour, for instance when she shows up unannounced at the group house and finds one of the contestants swimming in her underwear. “When you meet your boss, don’t show up in a bra,” Lindsay rules. “It’s like me going to Steven Spielberg in a bra and wet hair.”
Well,you know Lindsay and I were BFFs for a long time, and I was there for the arrests and the coochie shows and the jewel theft and car crashes. But even i can't with her any more.
Does this imply that she us still alive? Because if you had asked me ten minutes ago, I wouldn't have been to say definitively which side of the grass she was on.
These networks need to stop enabling/exploiting Lindsey Lohan. She is clearly a deeply troubled young woman with substance abuse issues. (Having seen her parents, I'm not surprised.) Someone needs to get this poor girl some help.
Bwhahahahahaha ha! Who is the dumb one that gave her a show, and then green lighted it??? I'd sooner see a show with the fabulous Imp Queen from the previous post...you know someone with taste and an interesting life.
ReplyDeleteyes....Imp Queen would be much more entertaining and maybe we could learn something too.
DeleteHA! Good one. Will anyone watch this garbage show?
ReplyDeleteThere's a sucker bore every minute.
DeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a new from me. That's my final answer
ReplyDeleteAnd could we blame you dear?
Deleteuh, nope.
ReplyDeleteIt is so hard to believe that this was the very talented little girl in The Parent Trap. Such potential turned into such a waste of space! Very sad, bigly even. I don't watch smarmy reality shows. Never have, never will.
ReplyDeleteNever saw that movie. I only ever saw her in Mean Girls.
DeleteThat’s a hard no. I’d rather go down the rabbit hole on YouTube 😎
ReplyDeleteThat Rabbit hole is certain to be more entertaining too, especially if Rafael Alencar has anything to do with it.
DeleteMarina Hyde in The Guardian rips the piss out of it mercilessly:
ReplyDeleteThe premise? Lindsay Lohan has opened a Mykonos beach club. Either by MTV’s design or by Lindsay’s, the beach in question is the one on which she was publicly hit by a former boyfriend in 2016. As Lindsay explains it, the club is the result of a promise she made to herself at the time. “I said I’m going to own this beach one day because I always want everyone to feel safe.”
To work in it, she has summoned 15 MTV-hot young contestants who need to be “the best of the best”. At what? Serving expensive drinks, I think. Serving clients. Getting them to upgrade from loungers to cabanas and so on. But mainly at all the reality-TV things: fighting, backstabbing, partying and hooking up.
In her new role as hardnosed entrepreneur businesswoman, Lindsay has to be appalled at this behaviour, for instance when she shows up unannounced at the group house and finds one of the contestants swimming in her underwear. “When you meet your boss, don’t show up in a bra,” Lindsay rules. “It’s like me going to Steven Spielberg in a bra and wet hair.”
I'm still never going to watch it. Jx
And she's right. MTV must certainly be out of new ideas and talent.
DeleteWell,you know Lindsay and I were BFFs for a long time, and I was there for the arrests and the coochie shows and the jewel theft and car crashes. But even i can't with her any more.
ReplyDeleteWell, she will never left you sit at the lunch table again.
DeleteDamn! And she always has the best crack, er, snacks.
DeleteLeave Brittany alone! Leave Brittany alone! Leave Lindsey alone you mean gurl!!!
ReplyDeleteAs Miranda Priestley would say. Lindsay Lohan? Not wonderful yet.
DeleteDoesn't she look just a wee bit.......erm, 'sleepy'?
ReplyDeleteOh God no. Well, maybe if they show the episode where she tried to kidnap that kid and the parents tried to beat the crap out of her.
ReplyDeleteIs she actually still in the news there? Now I have to find out who is low enough to give her a show.
ReplyDeleteDoes this imply that she us still alive? Because if you had asked me ten minutes ago, I wouldn't have been to say definitively which side of the grass she was on.
ReplyDeleteThere is always an audience for a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteNever quite understood the attraction....
ReplyDeleteThese networks need to stop enabling/exploiting Lindsey Lohan. She is clearly a deeply troubled young woman with substance abuse issues. (Having seen her parents, I'm not surprised.) Someone needs to get this poor girl some help.
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