I know it's not Friday yet, but have we ever needed a reason to drink or get happy??? After all, there's always time for a cock-a-tail!
But then I went and designed my own shutdown cock-a-tail, a
Dump Towering Inferno. I ended up going with Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, a favorite shot of mine, and a troublingly popular spirit that appeals to the basest instincts of our palates with its powerful blast of cinnamon. Then, because the dump is so oddly angry for a guy born into millions, I cut it with bitter Cynar and topped it with milk. Unstirred, there’s a Dumpish wall between the milk and the liquor. A few drops of Peychaud’s on top visually represent the GOP's bloodbath that has resulted from the Dump's campaign. A dangling ringlet of orange peel or a yellow puff of cotton candy finishes the towering inferno, which is bound to happen. And just like him burring everyone, it will burn coming out!!!!
Optional garnish: A smear of New Jersey bridge tar, left behind when Chris Christie tried to glom onto it.
We have two clocks in the kitchen/bar area which are permanently set to 5:00 - so it's always time for cocktails. But, burns going in - burns going out. Oh, my delicate plumbing!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteI commend them for assisting those out of work!
I'm'a have to put these on my list!
ReplyDeleteWill it help Carlos to come with the whistle? That sounds dirty. Unintentional I assure you :)
DeleteYes this is a mess! Too bad the big wigs are forced to go to work without receiving a paycheck for weeks. How soon will there be a bipartisan agreement.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Your crazy!
ReplyDeleteVery clever (of course) Mistress! I'd personally rather chew on tar than drink whiskey and burning going in and coming out certainly doesn't sell it for me. I think BH has some of that Fireball stuff in his liquor collection. The cinnamon part is appealing....hmm, maybe just a nip. Nip, hmm, maybe I'll put it on his and lick it off. Just a stray thought. *Sigh*, I used to be a good girl.
ReplyDeleteOh girl....fireball is a must when one has the flu or cold. Jokes aside, it works wonders to nip on.
DeleteAnd well the dump towering inferno would have to burn and be gross, what with who its named after.
Okay, it seems that I'm getting a runny nose, so nipping it is! If my tongue burns off, I'm blaming you and your decadent influence! Blaming somebody else is the norm now, isn't it?
DeleteIs there a Putin Vodka?
ReplyDeleteAve you consider a living in bartending tootes?
ReplyDeleteare you kidding? he'd drink the profits dear.
DeleteI'll have either a butina or a stephen miller...oh fuck, WHY NOT BOTH!
ReplyDeleteMix 'em together and call it Putin's Polonium. Liquid Death would work, also. If not, start a couple of retro punk bands :)
Deleteif it's yellow, don't drink it.
DeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteHow about just a cock?
ReplyDeleteAnd just how many Mexico will Pay for This had Trump drank already?
ReplyDeleteI'll gladly take that AOC drink!
ReplyDeleteEverybody let's get Stoned.
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