Apparently my personal assistant ,Buster Bolfig Borghese thinks we're going to India. Isn't he cute? Should we break the news to him?
Meanwhile at the Woods Campground I came upon this sign.
Speaking of camping....
Maybe Glinda will come to the rescue...
With me, it's only a matter of time before we head south. Have you men ever wondered how to get the right shoe measurement?
And this is just plain gross.
Today's laughs were brought to us by...
Enjoy and be in good health.
Good Lord, where do you find these things?
ReplyDeleteI'm drinking coffee, here! That mouse thing made it taste funny, power of suggestion and all.
ReplyDeleteBuster is so cute! He looks like he belongs in that totally useless tent, with poodles fanning him with palm fronds. See what happens when you put imaginary add ins in my coffee?
Mistress......is the YoUR PENIS!!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI think I now see why you and Bunny get along.....both fifty.
ReplyDeleteI heard of shoe stretchers, but never saw you method. Good Gods!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think buster looks great in his sari. The poor thing.
I heard you had a few "love pats" this weekend. Poor buster he has his attire for countries mixed up...but he still cute as pie.
ReplyDeleteHow many times MUST we tell you to stop trying on shoes in this method?
And has anyone actually tried throwing water on Trump yet? We're over thinking this. Water could be the answer.
M.I.C...K.E.Y... Y..Y...why did you include that awful limerick... b-b-barrrrrff! I want more pictures of you walking naked in the woods! ;)
ReplyDeleteSome made me smile, some made me giggle, some made me gag a little!
ReplyDeleteBut all were funny!
(sings) tums for the tummy, T-U-M-S!
ReplyDeletehow do we women find shoes that fit since we don't have a hose?
Because, Carebear (rolling eyes, and speaking in an obnoxiously snooty voice) we women develop pass the age of twelve, for the most part, men don't. We draw our feet on paper and bring it with us :) My father did that when I was a kid. It was easier than bringing six kids to the shoe store.
DeleteLoves, slurps and pats to Buster!
ReplyDeleteWell, poor Buster...since we all know he isn't going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteOK, the limerick is gross. But, funny. Your shoe size is awfully large, isn't it?
May you have a wild time. Safe travels. Hugs!
Ha!
ReplyDeleteBuster is cute! But a good reminder, if you are going to India, take some Tums...and be careful where you get your cheese...
Have a lovely trip! I hope your shoe shopping in Costa Rica is just as exciting! Though, I'm guessing it's going to be a lot of flip flops...
I love the camping ones. But I didn't need to eat my grilled cheese anymore when I got to the last one. Yuck!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI gladly watch Buster any time. He's cute, and they say dogs are boy magnets?!?
I did like that cheese one and couldn't help but wonder if it tasted like cheddar
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWW!!!!!
Deletecottage chesse more likely.... can I get you a triscuit?
DeleteDoes the tent have air conditioning? After three days of of suffering in London one trip, I vowed to never book a place without air conditioning.
ReplyDeleteare we sure buster doesn't think he is the virgin mary?
ReplyDeleteKeith sounds like an interesting guy... that was gross and funny. And that's definitely an interesting way to stretch out shoes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip on shoe sizing (don’t we all wish... size of shoe equals size of...).
ReplyDeleteCould have lived without the Keith limerick while enjoying my tostada with ham and cheese.
Everybody's talking about Revlon's Love Pat? Damn! Left out of the loop again.
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