Monday, August 20, 2018

POPPING A TENT

If you think for one minute dears, I do a tent, I'll tell you another. Hi everybody it's the Mistress back from a lovely, semi relaxing, half debauchery, and all frolic weekend at the swell little spigot of land in the Pocono Mountains  at the Woods Campground. 
The weather held out pretty well too with just one shower Friday night.  I didn't even need my fur chubby or a bear to keep me warm either, as it was very warm up there at night, which is not usually the case. Isn't this pond lovely? I had two near misses falling in trying to get these pictures.
Like I said the Mistress doesn't fool around with a tent. Do I look like a beat my laundry on rocks? No, we stay at my dear, very old, old, and I do mean old friend, Winfred's site with he and his boyfriend. I need room to make all this magic happen. My good friend Roberta Hijinks went with me, for the Gin Tour. And he's crazier then me!
The main cabin...and the little pop up I'm in. I adore that little thing!
We were catty corner to all the local hangouts too which was nice.
If one gets lost to their next town ...no worries...it's all here for you to find out how far.
There was plenty of flora and faun and aviary and such for me to take in. I did canoe  on the lake and walked the hidden trails....I felt like some kind of Green Goddess when we came out of the woods.

For Debs!
I can be a cheeky bitch at times.
At another of my friends who have a site there...take a gander at these lovely trees.
Yes....all empty Sky Vodka, and Blue Coat gin bottles. I myself did contribute one or two gin bottles. They light up at night.  Of course they weren't the only things lit. Look at these bears.
Speaking of bears, the guy I met at the Raven was here also, with yet another huge hat. I may have to make him my official milliner.
And of course I did say this was glamping, so you know there were some queens there besides myself... and there is always time for a cock-a-tail.
Hedi Ho and Aurora Borleis. Bitches after a cherry!

And Lavish DuJour fell completely out the sloppy drunk. Of course besides drag, There were other activities since it was, after all, Frat Weekend, like swimming,  a dunken tank, beer pong, naked Twister, and a wet tee shirt, underwear and best ass contest. I came in third in the wet underwear contest. And you haven't lived till you played Naked Twister I tell you. I saw things hanging on people I didn't know were there.
But the highlight after the shows was the dancing where Roberta and I danced for over two hours. The dogs were barking I tell you. And I know you will be shocked to hear I did kick my legs up. I managed to flip the hammock only twice.
But after so much dancing and a few gin and tonics and some debauchery, I hit the wall and headed back to the site  around 2:30am to relax and build a fire. It may shock you, but the Mistress can build a hell of a fire. It's a miracle the gusto the flames get quickly from me blowing my gin infused breath on the flames.
Very relaxing indeed. I think next year I'll take Duchess Deedles.

49 comments:

  1. Thanks, Mistress, that's an AWESOME bee photo! Sounds like you have a very refreshing time indeed.

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    1. I saw that little bee, and thought of you. Knew I needed to snap a picture.

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  2. What fun you had in a spectacular and fantastic place! Such a beautiful and whimsical setting! Love the nature shots, those verdant trees and the stunning koi in the pond. The grand hat bear is vivacious! Everyone seems happy and friendly and having a good time.

    When you said you felt like a green goddess, did you mean the dressing? Were you looking to enjoy a tossed salad? Frat Weekend. Reminds me of a joke my frat friends use to say: It's called a Fraternity, not a Frat, because you don't call your country a C*nt!

    Thanks for sharing these great fotos of a festive and fun place full of wonderful and entertaining people.

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    1. If you like nature, then you'd love the place. I read the Mistress's post on the place for several years, and finally went. Not only did I meet the Mistress who was an entertaining host, and the whole place is fun and every person there was beyond friendly. Excellent café, and dance hall, and nature activities abound. I did the trip two years in a row from Louisville KY.

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    2. Eros dear...I have the feeling you'd be belle of the ball. You'd love it!

      Cooper...you still make a blush.....

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  3. That place looks and sound amazing. I am telling you right now, next year Im coming!!! I have got to experience this. And congrats....that is a great fire...I can almost smell it. I always do like seeing your cheeky side,😜😲😋

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    1. When aren't you coming is a better question?

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  4. One or two gin bottles???

    I think you single handily made all three of those bottle trees.

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  5. If I'd taken that photo of you......

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    1. ….you would have fluffed me first?

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  6. Boy thanks for this post!!! The place never dulls. I would recognize those cute buns anywhere. I just hope this year you protected the chestnuts from that open fire?

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  7. Looks like a good time was had by all. I, of course, love the pond and koi pictures. :-)

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  8. O.O Some of those people are in their bare bum! Maddie I don't think that's a good place for you to go, they could be a bad influence on you!

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    1. Yeah, right Steven. It was probably a religious retreat pious monks before he got there!

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    2. Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.

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  9. Beautiful pictures. Glamping looks exhausting! I go camping to get away from people. Naked Twister, what fun! I haven't played that in years. If I tried now, I'd end up in traction!
    You only came in third in the wet underwear contest? Good lord, what did numbers one and two look like!?
    The nature stuff does look peaceful, and your backside is always a joy to behold.

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    1. And I bet you couldn't tell, but I am smiling back at you in that picture dear.

      When you go, we will veg on the site and sit fireside...but if I hear some good dance ditties, I make no promise to not swing you around the dance floor.

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    2. Oh, I can tell you're smiling when I look at the picture sideways!
      Swinging me around the dance floor would put us both in traction. It's a sweet thought though.

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  10. Cap Chasen8/20/2018

    Boy what fine legs and backside you have! If I was years younger.....

    You really captured the feeling of this place in a blog. I have been there five or six times now from Lancaster. The nicest part about The Woods is the campers. Camping folk are usually super cool anyway, and gay campers are even more so. The crowd varies from week to week, although there are many "perms" who maintain permanent campsites. Forget something? Just ask the guys next door. Compliment the lesbians around the corner on the smell of their cooking and they might invite you to join them for dinner. If you need someone to tie your corset, zip up your gown and makeup your adam's apple, just holler. The folks are so cool. And all that natural beauty.

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    1. Cap...your comment is right on about the place. Never have been to a more friendlier place. And everyone is crazy.

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  11. I too need to go for a visit here. What I wouldn't have done to see that wet underwear contest what with your basket!!!

    This is totally glamping at the highest. I saw on there site you can rent cabins?

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    1. Yes cabins are available to rent...they are pretty nice and come with amenities also.

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  12. I love the outdoors, but have never been camping. I think if I went with you, I'd probably enjoy it. I love all the flowers and nature things. And the bare butts don't hurt either.

    I love those bearded drag queens...what crack ups.

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  13. Great photos! But do you remember taking them? lol Good friends and the beautiful outdoors is always a great recipe for a fun-filled weekend. Vodka, gin and all the other refreshments are just icing on the cake. And didn't some "queen" say "let them eat cake?" Enjoy the memories of your decadent weekend.

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    1. I do remember barely taking some. Roberta took the capture of me walking bare ass drunk on the trail....which I don't remember walking bare foot. Yikes.

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    2. Maddie, walking along the trail in all of your nekkid glory, and you're worried about your bare feet? Yikes, indeed! It's the little things that make you our Maddie.

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  14. I haven't been camping in ages, but I'd never do it with a tent and sleeping bag. I'd have to go glamping myself. and a pop-up trailer would be fun.

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  15. How great to see people just simply having FUN!
    There's so much bad stuff going on it makes me glad to see these pics.
    The flowers, fauna and pond all look beautiful.

    I hope you don't mind me saying but you have a very shapely calf!

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    1. Thank you Christina. You should see my piglets and pups!

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  16. I am not at all surprised that The Mistress can build a fire... and pop a tent.

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    1. The gin and Aqua Net you see, has multiple purposes.

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  17. you naughty gurl! such a fun place in the middle of redneck PA!

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  18. A man could get in trouble in a place like that, if he tried.

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    1. Trouble? I generally avoid temptation. Unless I can't resist it.

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  19. How fun.
    Gorgeous flora and fauna.
    Hot buns.
    And, as Lily Tomlin said to Dolly Parton of Jane Fonda's headwear in '9 to 5,'
    "We have to find a special locker for that hat!"

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  20. You were popping a tent on the Dick-Deck. Don't deny it!

    It all looks so inviting. Every bit of it. Glad you had a rollicking time.

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    1. Someone did get me a bit "over rose" manhandling me.

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  21. Looks like a beautiful nature retreat. I'm loving the fish pond. Maybe I and my other half should check this place out. Do they like lipsticks?

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  22. I'm not sure if I'm more amanmoued by you sexy legs and nice touche, or the woods itself. That places looks like so much fun. And I love the outdoors.

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  23. That's a cool pop up camper!!! Although I'm sure Cali boi likes yoir other pop up. One of these year I will have to go up and check this out. I know you always,have a good time, everyone seems so friendly there.

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  24. This place look beyond too much fun...hell, I'd try it for a weekend. What I think is really cool are those vodka and gin bottle trees....so awesome and dare say,art....and talking about recycling. Great post.

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  25. oh, darling, how terribly delightful. it all looks rather like Julianne Moore, perfect nature with just a touch of even more perfect work done. I'm so jealous

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    1. It is rather all gauze and granola....but now Im back to my more dignified state...for now and covered. I must admit, it is rather beautiful there filled with friendly people.

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  26. From the drag queens, to the lit bears to all the crazy going ons...the whole place is campy!!!! Loving that huge hat....and those to large bearded queens!!!!! And I won't complain seeing yoir nakedness. I will check this place out. I love the outdoors

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  27. thank goodness you didn't' have toilet paper sticking out of your ass...that might have been embarrassing.

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  28. A feast for the eyes!!!! I love seeing you butt! I would love to try this place sometime, I have no problem being naked, I just wonder if I might pop an erection with naked guys everywhere?

    Those queens made me laugh real hard. What a place.

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  29. So many fab photos! The bottle trees, bears (both light-up and in wide-brim), bees, and bare bums - I'm always a little envious of your trips to the Woods!

    I think that photo of Lavish DuJour really sums it all up nicely!

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