Thursday, August 23, 2018

I'M OFF AGAIN.......

Where in the world now you ask?
All packed and ready to leave my faithful Casa du Borghese  once again...

Hello Everyone, it's the Mistress! I'm off... going to spend a few days with the Capital Street Duo  relaxing in  summer days in Rehoboth Beach first, and then catch up with Daddy Warbucks before we are off to rendezvous in Maunal Antonio and Alajuela Province, Guatuso, Costa Rica  Unfortunately, I won't be taking my laptop, and I'm not good with reading blogs on my smartphone....and patience is still not one of my virtues, with trying to read smaller versions of blogs!  The trip will wrap up in Provence- Town with the Clan. Oh dears... it is much needed. But worry not, as always my dear friends, feel free to use the pool and various services here at the Casa. I'm sure Miss Moorecock will be busy as hell without me here.
Her and that hair do!!! So not pool worthy.

And should you find yourself at the pool between Anne Marie and Duchess Deedles...take a rope to get you out from the booby traps!

As always ring for service
The houseboys will just be sitting around somewhere...
Or just hanging out...
Shall share more of my photos with all of you when I get back sometime in September.
Until then try to stay out of trouble and I'll try to keep it clean...

~XOXO💋
as always!

83 comments:

  1. I shall miss you terribly!
    Though, I suppose the houseboys could keep us all entertained - somehow.
    We all wish you a fabulous trip, of course, but we're all jealous as hell. You do know that, don't you? Safe travels, mistress. Don't cause too much trouble in Costa Rica - Just remember: yes, the men are hot but the jails are not! Hugs!

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  2. I sense this will be a longer break😥😪

    Of course we'll miss you Mistress. I will be waiting to see what you will be seeing. The Booby trap!!!!!!!!!! See you still make me laugh with you leaving.

    Enjoy your vacation!

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  3. just what in hell is wrong with my hair-do?

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    1. There is nothing at all wrong with it! As a hairdo it is magnificent! As a bathing cap, not so much.

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    2. how many cans of hair spray did THAT hairdo take? and are you wearing pasties?

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    3. only two cans of aqua net...it's not windy today. Yes pasties...nothing worst then bite marks from houseboys.

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    4. I figured those would be on your ass! :)

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  4. Dear...I have the feeling that bell will be getting a LOT of use!

    Can you hear me NOW? (LOL) Yes Mistress, I will miss you. At the same time I am very happy that you will be enjoying another getaway. Have a safe and happy vacation, we have bail money ready.

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  5. That last houseboy should fill a lot of my time!!!!!!!!!

    Have sinfully good time! Costa Rica! I'm wish I was going.

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  6. Have a lovely vacation and blogging break, Maddie! Safe travels, you vixenous, jet-setter you!

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  7. Just make sure to save some of that energy for "Provence-town" dear. And could you bring some of those houseboys with you. Mama need some housecleaning done.

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    1. we will have to send along the extra long pipe cleaner....we call him.

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  8. I so need a houseboy button installed here.

    I thought your camping expedition would have tired you out! Have a wonderful, wonderful time sweetie! It sounds like heaven - to frollick around in! I have been to Costa Rica...beyond gorgeous Will miss you, you know!! XOXO's

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  9. Enjoy, enjoy and enjoy! Your bound to be living in square cuts and look so cute! I have never been to Costa Rica yet, but hear beauty abounds at every turn. I just got back from Rehoboth. I left you some scraps there!!!! I will get caught u with your post.

    Safe travels.

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    1. he left here with the gin and 6 square cuts in a brown bag. what's that say?

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  10. That last houseboy has got to be the breeding stud no doubt? Between him and the booby traps. it may be a risky visit.

    Safe travel cutie

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  11. Booby traps indeed! Harumph! You have fun and be careful out there! I will be curled into a ball like a gigantic pill bug sucking my thumb, and whimpering until your return. Feeling guilty yet? Seriously, enjoy! I'm sure Ms Moorecock will crack that whip as needs be.

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    1. aw, come on, deedles, we will have the pool boyz (and gin) all to ourselves! who wants to go first with that well hung pool boy?

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    2. ***leaves crutches in the front foyer***

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    3. You can have that one, Anne Marie. I prefer a man with only one penis. That guy looks like he has two! I know that it is his balls, but shouldn't they be smaller than the penis (there is no delicate word for that) and a little rounder? I know, picky, picky, picky :) I'll take the gin, though, if there is cranberry juice to mix it with. With my meds it will probably kill me, but I'll be in a corner sucking my thumb anyway.

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    4. As one of the resident lesbians...I don't mind a booby trap!

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    5. Samantha, that would be a nice change of pace around here :) What can I say? I'm open to all comers! Okay, that sounded filthy as hell and I'm not fixing it.

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    6. I'm a very large queen, I bet my man boobs will rival that of you two. Move over girls mama is coming in!

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    7. Cleo, the more flotation devices the safer the houseboys! Come on in!

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  12. Until then try to stay out of trouble and I'll try to keep it clean... Like either of those will happen!!!!

    Costa Rica is bound to be a great trip. Just the other day I was enjoying your Argentina post again. Now, I'll be with Deedles in the corner.

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    1. I will gladly share my corner with you, ME.

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  13. That last houseboy, with a rolling pin like that, must be the baker?

    Have a great time!! Will miss you terribly every day!! But those houseboys will help things out. Catch you in P-town!

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    1. your right....iys amazing what he does with that rolling pin.

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  14. Have a good time, and while we'll miss you, I do believe I'll be enthralled by the houseboy there and his sizable floatation device.

    But won't you need a vacation when you get back?

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  15. Have a fantastic time!!!!!!
    (but, of course, I know you will....:)

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  16. We have to thought you sit there naked and spin the globe and point to where to go next don't you?

    Have a blast!

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  17. If you can't keep it clean all the time, at least wash it every so often. Thanks for the booby trap warning.

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  18. give mark & joe a B-I-G hug for me when you get to rehoboth! and you and daddy warbucks behave yourselves in banana land!

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    1. At least this bitch will be well versed then if it's banana land.

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  19. Have a lovely time! I look forward to seeing the photos from your adventures! You know we here in Ann Arbor live vicariously through you. Such a sweetie to leave the houseboys at our disposal. That should be enough for a two week supply. I hope you won't be gone too long.

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  20. SOMETIME in September?!?!?!?!!?!?

    Where will I get my dialy does of birds, visual delights, queens, laughs and general tom foolery?!?!?!?!?! You really do make me day Mistress. Have a lovely time.

    ...scouts which side of the pool the booty traps are on...

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    1. TWEETY.....those aren't pool floats your sitting on........

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  21. Is it safe to let lethal weapons lying about like that??

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  22. I'm so jealous! You do SUMMER the right way! Enjoy but I'll miss you.

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  23. Why you are just down the road from Baltimore! Come to visit and I will feed you crab, and take you to Divine's final resting place, five minutes from the house.

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  24. You little globe trotter you! Have fun and and have a gin sling for moi!

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  25. ..and you didn't invite me to go along? :) Hope you have a safe trip, a wonderful time! And think of me being stuck in the middle of nowhere at work:)) Now I will slip into the pool with any of those houseboys.

    Enjoy!

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  26. How exciting! I love your travel pictures. Have a safe and super-fun trip, and I cannot wait to see pictures when you return! Don't worry you called on the right person to enjoy the pool and houseboys.

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    1. we said enjoy.....not devour. small bites honey.

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  27. You are always going on vacation. I love it. Lucky.

    Lucky is not what I would call the butthole that is stretched by that last guy's donger.

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    1. we'll ask cali boy in the morning how he feels, thanks for your concerns.

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  28. Safe travels! Looking forward to seeing your photos. I am assuming you'll be traveling light...gin and square cuts and that's it???

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  29. Oh...the poor dears. Coasta Rica doesn't know what's about to it hit! Have a fun and safe trip. Cheers!

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    1. And we thought we had hurricane season starting.

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  30. Enjoy your trip, my friend! :)

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  31. Your so kind to leave us use of the houseboys..err, I mean pool. Are you taking your Carmen Miranda getup with you? Hope you have a great time.

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  32. Have fun on your travels Doll! 💋

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  33. I hope you enjoy your long vacation. We'll try our best to make sure all of the houseboys are accounted for while you're gone.

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  34. Have a safe and FUNtastic trip! Enjoy the fruits, meats, and hot buns. I hear the food is great, too. And the wildlife is awesome! Have a wonderful vacation!

    Bon voyage!

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  35. Have a good time, maddie.

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  36. Costa rica!?!?!? This is going to be a fun memorable trip. How you pack is beyond me.

    Have a great travel!

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    1. He probably only packs square cuts and gin!!!!!

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  37. Have a fab time! I'll try not to wear out the Houseboy Bell while you're away...

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  38. I'm am beyond jealous. I was there once.Costa Rica is stunning.

    Will miss you till your return.

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  39. O need you job! You must certainly take a few houseboys to pack and unpack surly? Have a wonderful trip. Next time can I go????

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  40. Trusting you are enjoying your vacation. Stopping by to say Hello, and wish you a fabulous weekend - wherever you're spending it! Hugs!

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  41. With all these flotation devices there doesn't appear to be much room for me to get in the pool!!!!! Hope you having a great time.

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    1. It's okay, hon. I've already become a golden raisin, so I'll get out to make room for you.

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  42. Okay, Maddie, it's the first of the month. The countdown begins for your return "sometime in September". Better make it sooner than later because Anne Marie has exhausted the houseboys and the gin is running out! Plus my thumb has been sucked to a nub!

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    1. that's no nub...its little Tom thumb in the corner hon....never mind. heard from mistress. got to Costa Rica on Thursday. island running low on gin and local natives already......

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    2. @Anitia- Oh, I thought it tasted different! Another reason I don't drink anymore.
      Looks like Maddie is going to need at least a month to recuperate from this vacation.

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    3. I wondered if she was returning soon? The houseboys are exhausting themselves.

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  43. Happy Labor Day Mistress, where ever you may be.

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  44. Since we didn't get a call or didn't send bail yet.....we are assuming you are tanning you bare butt with natives in the rain forest?

    Happy Labor Day!

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  45. Now we did it. We have used the pool boy button so much it doesn't work.

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  46. Anonymous9/04/2018

    May you become bronzed as a pumpkin with glowing pink grapefruit buns below your tan line. Best Regards, Latin Beach Buddy

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    1. anytime a latin guy stops in and the mistress isn't here, she'll shoot herself. we thank you for your visit im sure the mistress would love your calling card honey.

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  47. I won't ask WHAT you point with at the globe to decide your next trip location.

    Just have fun doing it.

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  48. Mistress...I am in love with your blog!!!!! I have just found you and see your not currently receiving....which from what I hear, is rare. I shall be back and often. Anyone who has a pool boy bell is ok in my book. Hope you having a sinful time.

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  49. Is it about time you get back yet....the internet is getting boring.

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  50. We're huddling toward the middle of September Mistress...….

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  51. How we miss you my dear. We certainly will celebrate your return!

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  52. Did you get kidnapped by a cartel Mistress???? It's going for the middle of September now.........

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  53. Channeling my inner Judy Holliday (with my Barry White voice): The party's over. It's time to call it a day.

    Now get your cute little bottom back home before the houseboys have to get put into intensive care!

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  54. If Bette Davis was here, she'd declare.....WHAT A DUMP!

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  55. I have to ask William if I can have a pool boy bell for my birthday. Hope your trip was a good one.

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