Where in the world now you ask?
All packed and ready to leave my faithful Casa du Borghese once again...
Hello Everyone, it's the Mistress! I'm off... going to spend a few days with the Capital Street Duo relaxing in summer days in Rehoboth Beach first, and then catch up with Daddy Warbucks before we are off to rendezvous in Maunal Antonio and Alajuela Province, Guatuso, Costa Rica Unfortunately, I won't be taking my laptop, and I'm not good with reading blogs on my smartphone....and patience is still not one of my virtues, with trying to read smaller versions of blogs! The trip will wrap up in Provence- Town with the Clan. Oh dears... it is much needed. But worry not, as always my dear friends, feel free to use the pool and various services here at the Casa. I'm sure Miss Moorecock will be busy as hell without me here.
Her and that hair do!!! So not pool worthy.
And should you find yourself at the pool between Anne Marie and Duchess Deedles...take a rope to get you out from the booby traps!
As always ring for service
The houseboys will just be sitting around somewhere...
Or just hanging out...
Shall share more of my photos with all of you when I get back sometime in September.
Until then try to stay out of trouble and I'll try to keep it clean...
~XOXO💋
as always!
I shall miss you terribly!
ReplyDeleteThough, I suppose the houseboys could keep us all entertained - somehow.
We all wish you a fabulous trip, of course, but we're all jealous as hell. You do know that, don't you? Safe travels, mistress. Don't cause too much trouble in Costa Rica - Just remember: yes, the men are hot but the jails are not! Hugs!
I sense this will be a longer break😥😪
ReplyDeleteOf course we'll miss you Mistress. I will be waiting to see what you will be seeing. The Booby trap!!!!!!!!!! See you still make me laugh with you leaving.
Enjoy your vacation!
just what in hell is wrong with my hair-do?
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing at all wrong with it! As a hairdo it is magnificent! As a bathing cap, not so much.
Deletehow many cans of hair spray did THAT hairdo take? and are you wearing pasties?
Deleteonly two cans of aqua net...it's not windy today. Yes pasties...nothing worst then bite marks from houseboys.
DeleteI figured those would be on your ass! :)
DeleteDear...I have the feeling that bell will be getting a LOT of use!
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me NOW? (LOL) Yes Mistress, I will miss you. At the same time I am very happy that you will be enjoying another getaway. Have a safe and happy vacation, we have bail money ready.
That last houseboy should fill a lot of my time!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave sinfully good time! Costa Rica! I'm wish I was going.
Have a lovely vacation and blogging break, Maddie! Safe travels, you vixenous, jet-setter you!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure to save some of that energy for "Provence-town" dear. And could you bring some of those houseboys with you. Mama need some housecleaning done.
ReplyDeletewe will have to send along the extra long pipe cleaner....we call him.
DeleteI so need a houseboy button installed here.
ReplyDeleteI thought your camping expedition would have tired you out! Have a wonderful, wonderful time sweetie! It sounds like heaven - to frollick around in! I have been to Costa Rica...beyond gorgeous Will miss you, you know!! XOXO's
Enjoy, enjoy and enjoy! Your bound to be living in square cuts and look so cute! I have never been to Costa Rica yet, but hear beauty abounds at every turn. I just got back from Rehoboth. I left you some scraps there!!!! I will get caught u with your post.
ReplyDeleteSafe travels.
he left here with the gin and 6 square cuts in a brown bag. what's that say?
DeleteThat last houseboy has got to be the breeding stud no doubt? Between him and the booby traps. it may be a risky visit.
ReplyDeleteSafe travel cutie
worry not Norma we're insured.
DeleteBooby traps indeed! Harumph! You have fun and be careful out there! I will be curled into a ball like a gigantic pill bug sucking my thumb, and whimpering until your return. Feeling guilty yet? Seriously, enjoy! I'm sure Ms Moorecock will crack that whip as needs be.
ReplyDeleteaw, come on, deedles, we will have the pool boyz (and gin) all to ourselves! who wants to go first with that well hung pool boy?
Delete***leaves crutches in the front foyer***
DeleteYou can have that one, Anne Marie. I prefer a man with only one penis. That guy looks like he has two! I know that it is his balls, but shouldn't they be smaller than the penis (there is no delicate word for that) and a little rounder? I know, picky, picky, picky :) I'll take the gin, though, if there is cranberry juice to mix it with. With my meds it will probably kill me, but I'll be in a corner sucking my thumb anyway.
DeleteAs one of the resident lesbians...I don't mind a booby trap!
DeleteSamantha, that would be a nice change of pace around here :) What can I say? I'm open to all comers! Okay, that sounded filthy as hell and I'm not fixing it.
DeleteI'm a very large queen, I bet my man boobs will rival that of you two. Move over girls mama is coming in!
DeleteCleo, the more flotation devices the safer the houseboys! Come on in!
DeleteUntil then try to stay out of trouble and I'll try to keep it clean... Like either of those will happen!!!!
ReplyDeleteCosta Rica is bound to be a great trip. Just the other day I was enjoying your Argentina post again. Now, I'll be with Deedles in the corner.
I will gladly share my corner with you, ME.
DeleteThat last houseboy, with a rolling pin like that, must be the baker?
ReplyDeleteHave a great time!! Will miss you terribly every day!! But those houseboys will help things out. Catch you in P-town!
your right....iys amazing what he does with that rolling pin.
DeleteHave a good time, and while we'll miss you, I do believe I'll be enthralled by the houseboy there and his sizable floatation device.
ReplyDeleteBut won't you need a vacation when you get back?
Have a fantastic time!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(but, of course, I know you will....:)
We have to thought you sit there naked and spin the globe and point to where to go next don't you?
ReplyDeleteHave a blast!
If you can't keep it clean all the time, at least wash it every so often. Thanks for the booby trap warning.
ReplyDeletegive mark & joe a B-I-G hug for me when you get to rehoboth! and you and daddy warbucks behave yourselves in banana land!
ReplyDeleteAt least this bitch will be well versed then if it's banana land.
DeleteHave a lovely time! I look forward to seeing the photos from your adventures! You know we here in Ann Arbor live vicariously through you. Such a sweetie to leave the houseboys at our disposal. That should be enough for a two week supply. I hope you won't be gone too long.
ReplyDeleteSOMETIME in September?!?!?!?!!?!?
ReplyDeleteWhere will I get my dialy does of birds, visual delights, queens, laughs and general tom foolery?!?!?!?!?! You really do make me day Mistress. Have a lovely time.
...scouts which side of the pool the booty traps are on...
TWEETY.....those aren't pool floats your sitting on........
DeleteIs it safe to let lethal weapons lying about like that??
ReplyDeleteI'm so jealous! You do SUMMER the right way! Enjoy but I'll miss you.
ReplyDeleteWhy you are just down the road from Baltimore! Come to visit and I will feed you crab, and take you to Divine's final resting place, five minutes from the house.
ReplyDeleteYou little globe trotter you! Have fun and and have a gin sling for moi!
ReplyDelete..and you didn't invite me to go along? :) Hope you have a safe trip, a wonderful time! And think of me being stuck in the middle of nowhere at work:)) Now I will slip into the pool with any of those houseboys.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
How exciting! I love your travel pictures. Have a safe and super-fun trip, and I cannot wait to see pictures when you return! Don't worry you called on the right person to enjoy the pool and houseboys.
ReplyDeletewe said enjoy.....not devour. small bites honey.
DeleteYou are always going on vacation. I love it. Lucky.
ReplyDeleteLucky is not what I would call the butthole that is stretched by that last guy's donger.
we'll ask cali boy in the morning how he feels, thanks for your concerns.
DeleteSafe travels! Looking forward to seeing your photos. I am assuming you'll be traveling light...gin and square cuts and that's it???
ReplyDeleteThose stick bitches.
DeleteOh...the poor dears. Coasta Rica doesn't know what's about to it hit! Have a fun and safe trip. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteAnd we thought we had hurricane season starting.
DeleteEnjoy your trip, my friend! :)
ReplyDeleteYour so kind to leave us use of the houseboys..err, I mean pool. Are you taking your Carmen Miranda getup with you? Hope you have a great time.
ReplyDeleteHave fun on your travels Doll! 💋
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoy your long vacation. We'll try our best to make sure all of the houseboys are accounted for while you're gone.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe and FUNtastic trip! Enjoy the fruits, meats, and hot buns. I hear the food is great, too. And the wildlife is awesome! Have a wonderful vacation!
ReplyDeleteBon voyage!
Have a good time, maddie.
ReplyDeleteCosta rica!?!?!? This is going to be a fun memorable trip. How you pack is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteHave a great travel!
He probably only packs square cuts and gin!!!!!
DeleteHave a fab time! I'll try not to wear out the Houseboy Bell while you're away...
ReplyDeleteI'm am beyond jealous. I was there once.Costa Rica is stunning.
ReplyDeleteWill miss you till your return.
O need you job! You must certainly take a few houseboys to pack and unpack surly? Have a wonderful trip. Next time can I go????
ReplyDeleteTrusting you are enjoying your vacation. Stopping by to say Hello, and wish you a fabulous weekend - wherever you're spending it! Hugs!
ReplyDeleteWith all these flotation devices there doesn't appear to be much room for me to get in the pool!!!!! Hope you having a great time.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay, hon. I've already become a golden raisin, so I'll get out to make room for you.
DeleteOkay, Maddie, it's the first of the month. The countdown begins for your return "sometime in September". Better make it sooner than later because Anne Marie has exhausted the houseboys and the gin is running out! Plus my thumb has been sucked to a nub!
ReplyDeletethat's no nub...its little Tom thumb in the corner hon....never mind. heard from mistress. got to Costa Rica on Thursday. island running low on gin and local natives already......
Delete@Anitia- Oh, I thought it tasted different! Another reason I don't drink anymore.
DeleteLooks like Maddie is going to need at least a month to recuperate from this vacation.
I wondered if she was returning soon? The houseboys are exhausting themselves.
DeleteHappy Labor Day Mistress, where ever you may be.
ReplyDeleteSince we didn't get a call or didn't send bail yet.....we are assuming you are tanning you bare butt with natives in the rain forest?
ReplyDeleteHappy Labor Day!
Now we did it. We have used the pool boy button so much it doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteMay you become bronzed as a pumpkin with glowing pink grapefruit buns below your tan line. Best Regards, Latin Beach Buddy
ReplyDeleteanytime a latin guy stops in and the mistress isn't here, she'll shoot herself. we thank you for your visit im sure the mistress would love your calling card honey.
DeleteI won't ask WHAT you point with at the globe to decide your next trip location.
ReplyDeleteJust have fun doing it.
Mistress...I am in love with your blog!!!!! I have just found you and see your not currently receiving....which from what I hear, is rare. I shall be back and often. Anyone who has a pool boy bell is ok in my book. Hope you having a sinful time.
ReplyDeleteIs it about time you get back yet....the internet is getting boring.
ReplyDeleteWe're huddling toward the middle of September Mistress...….
ReplyDeleteHow we miss you my dear. We certainly will celebrate your return!
ReplyDeleteDid you get kidnapped by a cartel Mistress???? It's going for the middle of September now.........
ReplyDeleteChanneling my inner Judy Holliday (with my Barry White voice): The party's over. It's time to call it a day.
ReplyDeleteNow get your cute little bottom back home before the houseboys have to get put into intensive care!
If Bette Davis was here, she'd declare.....WHAT A DUMP!
ReplyDeleteI have to ask William if I can have a pool boy bell for my birthday. Hope your trip was a good one.
ReplyDelete