Saturday, August 4, 2018

WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

While the Mistress is out of town at yet another wedding, lets hear from our sponsors.

30 comments:

  1. the speedo ad - those men look fairly butch during the day, but once night falls it's orgy city!

    wall's is a british ice cream company. I learned that from monty python.

    "caring dads always lube" - and so do gay men!

    so THAT'S how gay people are made! their parents eat jester meals!

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    1. oh shit, I meant to say "their parents wear jester wools!"

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    2. @AM
      He was mowing the lawn! All she was doing was cooking and cleaning and laundry and taking care of the kids and balancing the checkbook and any number of other things. It's her duty to bring him a beer.

      This message has been brought to you by the 1950s!

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    3. Vaseline works wonders I tell you.

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    4. I agree with Cali Boi lol!

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    5. I can see a Vaseline party in the works....

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  2. You and Daddy Warbucks aren't secretly marrying are you???

    I used to use only Ban de Soleil. Do they even make it anymore?

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    1. (sings) ban de soleil for that san tropez tan!

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  3. That Vaseline ad looks and sounds vaguely pedophilic. Where do caring dads use that stuff so the kids would have no tears? A lot of these old ads were so tone deaf! Funny though. Enjoy yourself, Maddie.

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    1. the woman bringing the man a schlitz - he has 10 fingers, he can get it himself, the lazy bum!

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    2. Hey, Carebear! That ME day of yours certainly has re-revved your engines!

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  4. Good and big.... did you rename the candy shoppe Wall's by any chance?

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  5. You are sponsored by Vaseline? I hope they pay you in product - you’d save yourself a fortune honey.
    JP

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  6. Safe journey and happy times. xoxoxoxo

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  7. I think some adman with access to a time machine came up with that Jester Wools one.

    About the Schlitz ad: shouldn't you pass out AFTER you've drunk the beer (and more than one at that?)

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  8. if the first ad read big and tasty, that could be your cock.

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  9. You mean all these years as a bottom, I should have been using vasline??? I only ever used it on my camera lens.

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  10. I love that Speedos "Men Only" ad. So glad they added the two women in the background and gave the middle guy a pipe. Otherwise everyone would have thought they were gay. (And you know that's exactly why they did it.)

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    1. Looks like fruit flies to me!

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    2. Meanwhile in there head, they were thinking of ripping each others suits off.

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  11. Cherry ice-cream served by a MAN in Speedos, for me, please!

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  12. Have a wonderful trip! Don't forget to pack your bellybutton hiding speedos, vaseline, and gayer garments!

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  13. That first pic...I miss those wafers ...from my 1970 childhood

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  14. Whoever invented Vaseline was a genius! And the guy in the blue Speedo looks dickless or he's well tucked. I'm a huge fan of duck tape!

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  15. I'm loving the hat in the 7up add, I want one.

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  16. The Vaseline ad is hilarious - - one must read carefully, or the joke will be missed.

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