@AM He was mowing the lawn! All she was doing was cooking and cleaning and laundry and taking care of the kids and balancing the checkbook and any number of other things. It's her duty to bring him a beer.
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That Vaseline ad looks and sounds vaguely pedophilic. Where do caring dads use that stuff so the kids would have no tears? A lot of these old ads were so tone deaf! Funny though. Enjoy yourself, Maddie.
I love that Speedos "Men Only" ad. So glad they added the two women in the background and gave the middle guy a pipe. Otherwise everyone would have thought they were gay. (And you know that's exactly why they did it.)
the speedo ad - those men look fairly butch during the day, but once night falls it's orgy city!
ReplyDeletewall's is a british ice cream company. I learned that from monty python.
"caring dads always lube" - and so do gay men!
so THAT'S how gay people are made! their parents eat jester meals!
oh shit, I meant to say "their parents wear jester wools!"
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DeleteHe was mowing the lawn! All she was doing was cooking and cleaning and laundry and taking care of the kids and balancing the checkbook and any number of other things. It's her duty to bring him a beer.
This message has been brought to you by the 1950s!
Vaseline works wonders I tell you.
DeleteI agree with Cali Boi lol!
DeleteI can see a Vaseline party in the works....
DeleteYou and Daddy Warbucks aren't secretly marrying are you???
ReplyDeleteI used to use only Ban de Soleil. Do they even make it anymore?
(sings) ban de soleil for that san tropez tan!
DeleteThat Vaseline ad looks and sounds vaguely pedophilic. Where do caring dads use that stuff so the kids would have no tears? A lot of these old ads were so tone deaf! Funny though. Enjoy yourself, Maddie.
ReplyDeletethe woman bringing the man a schlitz - he has 10 fingers, he can get it himself, the lazy bum!
DeleteHey, Carebear! That ME day of yours certainly has re-revved your engines!
DeleteGood and big.... did you rename the candy shoppe Wall's by any chance?
ReplyDeleteYou are sponsored by Vaseline? I hope they pay you in product - you’d save yourself a fortune honey.
ReplyDeleteJP
you sound shocked.
DeleteNow they want demo videos.
DeleteSafe journey and happy times. xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI think some adman with access to a time machine came up with that Jester Wools one.
ReplyDeleteAbout the Schlitz ad: shouldn't you pass out AFTER you've drunk the beer (and more than one at that?)
if the first ad read big and tasty, that could be your cock.
ReplyDeleteYou mean all these years as a bottom, I should have been using vasline??? I only ever used it on my camera lens.
ReplyDeleteI love that Speedos "Men Only" ad. So glad they added the two women in the background and gave the middle guy a pipe. Otherwise everyone would have thought they were gay. (And you know that's exactly why they did it.)
ReplyDeleteLooks like fruit flies to me!
DeleteMeanwhile in there head, they were thinking of ripping each others suits off.
DeleteCherry ice-cream served by a MAN in Speedos, for me, please!
ReplyDeletehere dear, let me clean your drool.
DeleteHave a wonderful trip! Don't forget to pack your bellybutton hiding speedos, vaseline, and gayer garments!
ReplyDeleteWere you in my suitcase dear?
DeleteThat first pic...I miss those wafers ...from my 1970 childhood
ReplyDeleteWhoever invented Vaseline was a genius! And the guy in the blue Speedo looks dickless or he's well tucked. I'm a huge fan of duck tape!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving the hat in the 7up add, I want one.
ReplyDeleteThe Vaseline ad is hilarious - - one must read carefully, or the joke will be missed.
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