As one can see, we are keeping our unparalleled summer standards up.
But don't even try to give me a virgin tonic
Now may we get you a libation and hotdog?
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Oh, no! The poor Houseboy in photo 4 has got his wing-wang caught in the pool filter! He should have worn protection like the Houseboy above him.
ReplyDeleteNot to worry, our filter has been clogged with far worst......
DeleteI have the feeling there I no filter there...….
DeleteKeep you libations and your dogs, I'll take the watermelon cooler.
ReplyDeleteAll that meat and no veg!😂
ReplyDeleteTakes up to much room dear, but if you look close there is probably plenty of eggplant.
DeleteChristina, I have always said visitng the Mistress's is like a delicatessen. Just listen for your number.
DeleteYou did take a number didn't you sweetie?
I was so busy looking at the produce, it completely slipped my mind!
DeleteOMG! I almost missed that last one, sugar! xoxo
ReplyDeleteWell thanks goodness Savy you looked before you bit!!!!
DeleteAnd that one picture IS EXACTLY as I picture you amgoungest the houseboys!!!!! And are those hoydoga,filled???
ReplyDeleteThere is just something alluring about I naked man emergering from a pool. I need to hang at the Cada more I think.
ReplyDeleteNice pool, and the other stuff is lovely too.
ReplyDeleteI've always loved your idea of flotation devices.
ReplyDeleteFirst hand knowledge?
DeletePlease….standards are "always up" at the Casa!
ReplyDeleteYour fabulous!!!! Sure beats the buns and hotdogs I get at Sheetz.
ReplyDeleteYay......the houseboys are here!!!!!!!!! Delicious your hot dogs are mistress.
ReplyDeleteI just adore the houseboys.....keeps this old stateswoman of the group young. Would they mind if I lathered them up with some oils? You know so they won't burn?
ReplyDeleteAre there condom-iments for those hotdogs?
ReplyDeletehouseboy #3 is looking might fine! it must be "bottoms up" day at the casa!
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I'm delirious. I think mouth to mouth might be required.
ReplyDeleteI saw that last and sprayed my drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are sneaky Mistress!!!
I'm baaaaaack! What a wonderful post to come home to! I shall consider this an anniversary present. I don't mind you sharing it with everybody else :) After all of the meat grilling while camping the last few days, I thought that I'd be sick of hot dogs but that last picture changed my mind! Balder Half is going to have a wonderful 43rd, heh.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Duchess Deedles. And Happy 43rd Anniversary. What,a huge thing to celebrate these days. But if your going to have a hotdog, might I suggest a breath mint afterwards before seeing Balder Half.
DeleteThanks sweetie! That breath mint was an excellent suggestion. It added a whole new tingly sensation to the goings on *wink, wink*.
DeleteI'll take Mister 19.He looks like a trouble maker...and I like trouble.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile I'm surprised your Dutch surprise isn't in those buns.
Are we saying the Mistress tops?
DeleteDutch??? No wonder Maddie fills out a square cut!!!!!!
DeleteAnd don't forget Czech and Irish. All well hung nationalities. It like a flotation device.
DeleteTo be laying in among all those buns on the rotisserie.
ReplyDeleteIf that isn't the queen of the harem right there I don't know what is. Reminds me of you in Ptown poolside with the boys
ReplyDeleteYour "summer standard " is always at a compass pointing north.
ReplyDeleteNow these are just what I need in our back garden!
ReplyDeleteI just put a beautiful fountain in the back patio area this week. Sadly, these boys make that pale. Can I borrow a few of them Mistress?
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I'm suddenly craving watermelon... and wieners.
ReplyDeleteNope. I'm not falling for your party trick again Mistress. I always select the middle hotdog, and yank and yank and yank.till I end up with egg on my face. I'll just go for a swim.
ReplyDeleteHmm, not the same crowd as here at the geriatric condo.
ReplyDeleteThe one in the greenery must be bashful. I'll be with him should anyone be looking.
ReplyDeleteI am shocked - shocked I tell you! It appears those houseboys aren't doing any work at all! I mean, sure, they're walking around looking all studly and stuff, but do you think they could cook up a bit more than a hot dog? Oh, wait! I get it!! If I present them mine they'll get it all hot and juicy.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Im loving the attitude of the guy drinking from the bottle. But Im guess ing those hotdogs might be messy?
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