You know, the last couple of years, I have wrote the rotund old fart at the North Pole a list letter of my demands wants. And every year, I still never get what a want. I just guess I'm not behaved enough. So I say just screw it, and sent this to Santa this year.
bwhahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI never get what I want either - no more war/poverty/homophobia/homelessness/xenophobia/jingoism/religion. it's like he has it in for me or something.
" All I want is what is coming to me, all I want is my fair share."
Deleteyes, lucy van pelt!
Deleteespecially when it comes to dick.
Deleteoh I think the mistress gets PLENTY of THAT!
DeleteI love it! Lol.
ReplyDelete:-) you better behave!
ReplyDeleteYou naughty?!? NEVER! I'm so shocked.
ReplyDeleteCoal for you!
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel. When I was a kid I used to yell up the chimney. Look where it got me.
ReplyDeleteJP
Yes!
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