LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That can't be you. You'd fill the length of that heel. I mean....so I hear.
First hand knowledge????????
I see your not a believer in the I never kiss and tell motto.
I see your playing dress up again.
ive long said you make heels look stylish
You should see what I can do with bike shorts.
Are those Manolo Blahniks?
I heard you had big shoes to fill.
And I suppose you think your the person to help fit them on?
Sure as hell be fun trying :-)
I have never seen a shoe sizer like this one. I could use one though.
And not only stretchs shoes...........
You just can't wear your shoe on the right leg can you?
seems to fit like a glove.
And I haven't even shown you my party trick involving the glove yet!!!
Twelve inch heels? Of course. Jx
I've always been a believer in go big or go home. Cheers!
Since all the good comments are already taken, I can only add that this gives the Cinderella story a whole new perspective.
I would like to play the Prince in that take 😉
is that you, mistress? cause you sure look different there...
I wear many hats my dear Anne Marie. Why I'd NEVER expose myself.......
I just adore snakeskin, I think it's so vulgar in a stylish sort of way.
I generally prefer lambskin myself. In ultra sensitive.
and i had you pegged as a pump sort of girl.
As Amy Winehouse would say, my fuck me pumps. And you'd be right.
Is that the Cock of the Walk?
HA!
MY , MY MY..... I do believe I just dropped my Manhattan.
Well, watch my shoes!
That certainly is better than any shoe horn I ever used.
You must be quite popular with the boys at the shoe shop when it comes time for a fitting.
I must say, they all seem to like to take the measurement now that you asked.
What does your cobbler think about this???
He is always asking if I want to lift higher.
I'm just grateful they're not Crocs.
Gee, it's that gonna be cold heading into winter?
I think the shoe is too big for that one, Mistress. It has to be either a smaller shoe or a bigger piece of meat. Need I ask which one you would prefer?
I LL be more than willing to slip that one off!
My question: where does he wear the OTHER shoe????
Well, evidently, I've been using the wrong method for trying on shoes!
A girl can never have too many shoes!! ;)
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
That can't be you. You'd fill the length of that heel. I mean....so I hear.
ReplyDeleteFirst hand knowledge????????
DeleteI see your not a believer in the I never kiss and tell motto.
DeleteI see your playing dress up again.
ReplyDeleteive long said you make heels look stylish
ReplyDeleteYou should see what I can do with bike shorts.
DeleteAre those Manolo Blahniks?
ReplyDeleteI heard you had big shoes to fill.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose you think your the person to help fit them on?
DeleteSure as hell be fun trying :-)
DeleteI have never seen a shoe sizer like this one. I could use one though.
ReplyDeleteAnd not only stretchs shoes...........
DeleteYou just can't wear your shoe on the right leg can you?
ReplyDeleteseems to fit like a glove.
ReplyDeleteAnd I haven't even shown you my party trick involving the glove yet!!!
DeleteTwelve inch heels? Of course. Jx
ReplyDeleteI've always been a believer in go big or go home. Cheers!
DeleteSince all the good comments are already taken, I can only add that this gives the Cinderella story a whole new perspective.
ReplyDeleteI would like to play the Prince in that take 😉
Deleteis that you, mistress? cause you sure look different there...
ReplyDeleteI wear many hats my dear Anne Marie. Why I'd NEVER expose myself.......
DeleteI just adore snakeskin, I think it's so vulgar in a stylish sort of way.
ReplyDeleteI generally prefer lambskin myself. In ultra sensitive.
Deleteand i had you pegged as a pump sort of girl.
ReplyDeleteAs Amy Winehouse would say, my fuck me pumps. And you'd be right.
DeleteIs that the Cock of the Walk?
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeleteMY , MY MY..... I do believe I just dropped my Manhattan.
ReplyDeleteWell, watch my shoes!
DeleteThat certainly is better than any shoe horn I ever used.
ReplyDeleteYou must be quite popular with the boys at the shoe shop when it comes time for a fitting.
ReplyDeleteI must say, they all seem to like to take the measurement now that you asked.
DeleteWhat does your cobbler think about this???
ReplyDeleteHe is always asking if I want to lift higher.
DeleteI'm just grateful they're not Crocs.
ReplyDeleteGee, it's that gonna be cold heading into winter?
ReplyDeleteI think the shoe is too big for that one, Mistress. It has to be either a smaller shoe or a bigger piece of meat. Need I ask which one you would prefer?
ReplyDeleteI LL be more than willing to slip that one off!
ReplyDeleteMy question: where does he wear the OTHER shoe????
ReplyDeleteWell, evidently, I've been using the wrong method for trying on shoes!
ReplyDeleteA girl can never have too many shoes!! ;)
ReplyDelete