If you know me I love to be a proper hostess, so it's no wonder when I go to Harrisburg and visit my good friends, the Capital Street Duo, that we get along so well. The Dame is also a proper hostess, welcoming me or guest with a proper tea. But I really must question her fine china.......
....and then there is the Dame's everyday china....
and their lovely plate collection..... they love themselves some sinning......
I never know which cup to go for, or which one I'll be handed. Or if they are trying to tell me something. At least I hope their just kidding?!? The Dame has been a good friend for years and years, jokes or not, And I still wouldn't trade that dirty whore for all the money in the world.
Which cup would apply to you?
I adore a good cup of whore myself.
ReplyDeleteWith that hair wouldn't floozy be better?
DeleteMistress, I could be a cup of fun for you! Maybe two cups.
ReplyDeleteA cup of lust is best served hot!
DeleteMy cup must say: She Who Must Be Obeyed
ReplyDeleteMay i have a cup of Bitch with a serve of lust on the side?
ReplyDeleteIndulge Prinny, why not have two slices.
DeleteNeed you ask?
ReplyDeleteBitch.
I hear snark is coming out next year.
Deletehow fascinating!
ReplyDeletemy service for 8 reads CUNT.....yet i rarely use it.
so much trouble to pull it out & scrub it, just for company.
I wasn't aware Chinet made a service with sayings.
DeleteI'll take the whole set in green, please!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you say all three apply?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, the Mistress may be a slut, but never a whore! At least I think he was never paid for sex?
ReplyDeleteAnd if I charged all these years, I'd be wealthy by now!
DeleteWell tell the Dame there lovely, but I'll take my Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles any day.
ReplyDeletespeaking of the Dame where has she been???
DeleteI got the bitch cup once from a old boyfriend once. Not sure if that or the pink marzipan pig....with a "#1 pork" winners rosette was the worst gift I ever got from him. I didnt know whether to laugh, smack him over his bald little head with it or just shut up and eat it. Instead I kept it as a keepsake, until we broke up...THEN I ate it, with a lovely cup of earl grey tea in the bitch tea cup.
ReplyDeleteYou have one with Lush on it, right???
ReplyDeleteIn the case, wouldn't you really rather just have the bottle?
DeleteLove the Hussy one but I'll probably be getting the Hag one for my 50th in June!
ReplyDeleteWell, if that's what Hags look like these days I hope I look and aged half as good as you then!!!!
DeleteIt seems, arriving late, I'll be getting the 'slut' cup.
ReplyDeleteone lump or two lumps with that?
DeleteI've got the damn trapper hat flaps over my ears again; did you say lumps or humps?
DeleteAnd why did we expect her china to read Top, Bottom, Pitcher, Catcher?
ReplyDeletebitch for me please!
ReplyDeleteSo many apply, which way to go ..........
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