Saturday, March 15, 2014

TEA ANYONE?

If you know me I love to be a proper hostess, so it's no wonder when I go to Harrisburg and visit my good friends, the  Capital Street Duo, that we get along so well. The Dame is also a proper hostess, welcoming me or guest with a proper tea. But I really must question her fine china.......


 
....and then there is the Dame's everyday china....
 
 
and their lovely plate collection..... they love themselves some sinning......
 
 
I never know which cup to go for, or which one I'll be handed. Or if they are trying to tell me something.  At least I hope their just kidding?!? The Dame has been a good friend for years and years, jokes or not, And I still wouldn't trade that dirty whore for all the money in the world.
Which cup would apply to you?

28 comments:

  1. I adore a good cup of whore myself.

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    1. With that hair wouldn't floozy be better?

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  2. Mistress, I could be a cup of fun for you! Maybe two cups.

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  3. My cup must say: She Who Must Be Obeyed

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  4. May i have a cup of Bitch with a serve of lust on the side?

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    1. Indulge Prinny, why not have two slices.

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  5. Need you ask?
    Bitch.

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    1. I hear snark is coming out next year.

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  6. how fascinating!

    my service for 8 reads CUNT.....yet i rarely use it.
    so much trouble to pull it out & scrub it, just for company.

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    1. I wasn't aware Chinet made a service with sayings.

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  7. I'll take the whole set in green, please!

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  8. Wouldn't you say all three apply?

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  9. Wait a minute, the Mistress may be a slut, but never a whore! At least I think he was never paid for sex?

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    1. And if I charged all these years, I'd be wealthy by now!

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  10. Well tell the Dame there lovely, but I'll take my Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles any day.

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    1. speaking of the Dame where has she been???

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  11. I got the bitch cup once from a old boyfriend once. Not sure if that or the pink marzipan pig....with a "#1 pork" winners rosette was the worst gift I ever got from him. I didnt know whether to laugh, smack him over his bald little head with it or just shut up and eat it. Instead I kept it as a keepsake, until we broke up...THEN I ate it, with a lovely cup of earl grey tea in the bitch tea cup.

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  12. You have one with Lush on it, right???

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    1. In the case, wouldn't you really rather just have the bottle?

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  13. Anonymous3/16/2014

    Love the Hussy one but I'll probably be getting the Hag one for my 50th in June!

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    1. Well, if that's what Hags look like these days I hope I look and aged half as good as you then!!!!

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  14. It seems, arriving late, I'll be getting the 'slut' cup.

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    1. one lump or two lumps with that?

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    2. I've got the damn trapper hat flaps over my ears again; did you say lumps or humps?

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  15. And why did we expect her china to read Top, Bottom, Pitcher, Catcher?

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  16. So many apply, which way to go ..........

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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