After being away for more business, all I wanted to do was get back to the Casa du Borghese to relax. Imagine my surprise to find the houseboys and Ms.Moorecock had drank my gin dry....not happy..... upsetting really.....
I sent my social director out to get my gin whilst I patiently await delivery......
and the boys could use a good cleaning....
Between the Vogue cover and now this, you poor Mistress! You have had a week from hell! But welcome back anyhow!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Casa out of gin!?!? Is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteWonders never cease
DeleteCan't you break out the portable IV unit?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately they confiscated it at the airport.
DeleteI am repeating it from my fainting chaise... NO. GIN.
ReplyDeleteAaaaargh! Jx
It's about time your back! And those boys will never get cleaned if they keep playing Drop the Soap.
ReplyDeleteThat must be the closest look to loosing a good friend. Oh, wait.......
ReplyDeleteWell, nice to see you had a fag to keep you busy.
ReplyDeleteDirty dirty boys!
ReplyDeleteI may have two that will match your new bathroom décor Bob.
Deletewhy, we have a perfectly
ReplyDeletegood room over the gay-raj.
so I assume you will be taking a couple off my hands then?
DeleteI had no part in the drinking of all your gin stash this time, since my own health was in a tizzy last weekend. hell, even the houseboyz didn't cum visit me. spank them!
ReplyDeleteI'll leave the spanking to you tootes!
DeleteDrank your gin....???
ReplyDeleteTalk about a death-wish, a violent, noisy, bloody death-wish...
Thank goodness I have stock in wet wipes
DeleteDoes this mean you will be getting all new houseboys? Can we have the sloppy seconds?
ReplyDeleteStay tuned they have a week to redeem themselves.
DeleteYes if looks could kill while you smoke that cig......what an awful thing to happen.
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree, do we see a whole new staff coming for spring? Glad you back!
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