While I'm gathering my bearings after this long hectic day,and seeing Rachael Zoe in the flesh, I thought to myself it's been a while since we played some good old fashioned parlor games! It's time for another round of If you HAD To Choose..... Please feel free to answer all your just your favorites in the comments! I always finding the answers interesting! I put my choices in the purple color print. Tootles!
1-Would you rather live 100 years from now, or 100 years ago?
2-Would you rather be extremely rich your whole life but never the person of your dreams, or never make more than minimum wage but you will find true love?
3-Your stuck in a room for three hours and get to torment someone, would it be Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman? Sorry, no two for ones on this one, although very tempting! But creme pies are allowed.
4- would your rather be famous but die at 58, or always be an unknown but live until 98?
5-Would you rather spent a hot filled sex night with Randy Orton or John Cena?
6- Would you star in a porn, or direct it?
7-Would you rather be stuck in a one room cabin for two weeks during a severe snow storm with George W Bush or Ann Coulter? I'm sweating here.....
8- Would you rather lose your feet or your hands?
9-Your being blackmailed, would you sleep with them to settle, or pay a huge sum of money?
10- Would you spend a whole day and night with Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? And no, you can't take your purse gun to pop their ass.
11- Sleep with Keith Urban or Adam Levine? Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez?
12-If the boat was sinking would you save Lady Gaga or Madonna?
13-Would you give up your music library or your movie library? And that includes the porn!
14- Would you pose naked as a model for a class of artist to sketch, or give a speech to 100 people?
15- Would you sleep with Tim Gunn or Michael Kors? Nina Garcia or Heidi Klum?
16- Would you guest star on Real Housewives of New Jersey or The frickin Kardashian show?
17- And finally would you sleep with Anderson Cooper or Anderson Cooper?
1-I would you DEFINITELY rather live 100 Years ago!
ReplyDelete2-I'd go for the true love. I'm sappy like dat!
3-I'd torment Plain because tormenting Bachmann would be like shooting dimwits in a barrel!
4-Tough one, but I think I'd go for longevity.
5-I'm not sure who they are but after a quick Googling, I'd go for John Cena?
6-I'm a behind the scenes guy, so maybe I'd direct.......or fluff?
7-I could ignore W, but I'd kill Coulter, so to save myself from prison, I'd pick W.
8-Feet. I can walk on my hands, I can't write with my feet.
9-Trouble is, if you pay, they keep blackmailing, and if you sleep with them they keep blackmailing, so, well, duh, sleep with 'em.
10-Like W and Coulter, one I could ignore and one I would kill, so, I'd go Kardashian.
11-Oh god, definitely sleep with Keith Urban and, if I had to, Angelina Jolie.
12-I'd save Gaga.
13-I'd give up movies. i could do without porn, but not without Adele.
14-Even though I wouldn't do porn, I'd pose naked before giving a speech in front of a large crowd.
15- I'd sleep sleep with Tim Gunn and Nina Garcia.....at the same time and in the tents!!
16-Oh god......RHoNJ, gun to my head.....literally.
17-Yes and Yes.
Bob, sweetie, I just knew your answers would be entertaining!!!!
ReplyDelete1. 100 years from now
ReplyDelete2. I wanna be Rich Biatch!
3. Palin, cause I think she can be broken, Bachman is super crazy.
4. I wanna be old....98 pushing for 100
5. ohhh Randy Orton, thx for the intro
6. I'd direct...I know my angles
7. Anne Coulter, hear she's a wino
8. I'd loose my feet, they smell bad.
9. Ohh, I guess I would have to have sex. damn this life.
10. Paris please, she smells like gay
11. Adam levine...I'm obsessed, I'd let j-lo watch.
12. Madonna, she is god
13. damn, my stump is stumped!
14. I'd pose naked, my mouth gets me in trouble
15. Tim Gunn & Nina for me, I'd rip that tie of tim and tie nina up w/ it
Let's see:
ReplyDelete100 years in the future. I'm nostalgic for tomorrow.
I'd say money. Security is essential. Men are like handbags, essential to look good... but disposable once you get over them.
Palin. She's... well, she just has it coming.
Longevity. I work out and I'm gay so I'm set in the looks department.
Didn't Randy Orton die? I think I'm confusing him. Gotta lay off the wine. Uh, I kinda like Cena. And he did drag so he at least has some inkling of what it's like not to be an alpha male.
I would direct a fabulous porn movie. Written by me. Cameoed by me.
Coulter. She's actually interesting. A cunt, yes, but I would swing martinis with her. Hell I'd make out with her. Must be her penis.
I do everything with my hands. Ev-ery-thing.
There's nothing a little sex can't pay off. And hell, if I'm asked to do it again, well... what's a guy like me to do? Say no? Bring 'em on.
I'm into glutes so I'd say Kim.
Le-VEEEEENE!!!! Oh, and J.Lo. Again, ass.
Madonna. Bigger legacy. And muscles.
Movies. I am nothing without my music.
Done the latter, so I'd say the former.
Wow. Do I really have to?
If I had a spotlight big enough I would do the Housewives of NJ. They're within commuting distance, too.
Well... he is a Gemini, so if he has a hot twin, bring 'em on.
12. Oh, I'd save Lady Gaga, no question about it. And I'm not just bluffin' with my muffin.
ReplyDeleteI love these things! I would have to say to 2, the single thing, Randy Orton could plug me all night and I would so be in front of the camera for the porn thing!
ReplyDeleteOh honey I love me a parlor game!!! Lets see, I have to live 100 years ago,I'd settle for true love, Michelle would have to get the torment, that bitch has it coming. Famous till 58, I don't want to get to old. 5- Randy Orton all the way! And for 6- I'd direct the stuff! For 7-I would love to spend time with Ann Coulter and show her the ways!!! 8- Feet. 9- Sleep woth the blackmailer, I ain't parting with money.10-Hilton. There is room for only one big ass in my car!!! 11-Adam Levine and Angelina. I would give a speech to the crowd. I would save Madonna, and give up my movies.
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Ah good! Well you can guess my anwser to all the sex related ones! And for Madonna or Gaga, gaga would be gone quicker than a New York minute! And the Project Runway question is gross the whole way around but Tim Gun would get me. I bet he is probably a serect kink in the bedroom!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh, the parlor game! We these days don't play enough parlor games, or have parlors anymore!!! And I dying to give a good creme pie to Michelle!!! And I would hace to dirct the porn, aint no one on this green Earth want to see all this fabulous in fornt of the camera!
ReplyDeleteHoney, aint no one wanna see my big drag ass in a porn, so I'd have to direct! And as far as Palin and Bachmann go, I'd give them both beauty tips, but Michelle so needs the help!
ReplyDeleteok, this is intresting to see your answers. Here it goes! 1-True love, 2-Palin. She drives me nuts! 3,Live to be old.5,Ohhhhhh Cena def!6 Star. I wont lie, I love my body and my dick! 7 Bachmann, lets face it, she'd be a fun drunk at least. 8 Feet, otherwise how would I jack off? 9,Sleep with them.10,Coulter.11,Adam Levine.12,Gaga. 13,movies I'd give up. 14,Pose nude.15, Tim Gun.16,Housewives to get to Albie of course! 16 Anderson, twice? I am not complaining!
ReplyDeleteIvan and Diesel Boy- I was wondering how many guys would pick up on number 8!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the ex-Boy Toy:
ReplyDelete100 years from now, just because of curiosity; What if I made a modest sum but found the person of someone else’s dreams?; Would I have friends if I were famous and dying at 58?; John Cena, easily; Rather keep my hands, I’m not Italian, but how would I talk otherwise?; Blackmailed, I’d settle, why not get something out of it?; Probably save Gaga, only because I feel like Madonna should swim with those built arms; I’d feel like Nina Garcia was judging me.
Yeah, another Parlour game! Well Im shy so I couldn't do porn, I would have to direct and since I play music with the symphony I would have to give up the movies. And no way would I save Gaga. Her saying power will never surpass Madonna!
ReplyDeleteI always thought if O swiched sides I would sleep with Jennifer Lopez. I bet she would make a great lesbian! Enjoyed seeing your answers!
ReplyDeleteI and my friends will play this little game and make it impossible to make a choice. But I would have to give up music. Im too visual and need movies and porn. And speaking of porn I would star. I like to show my goods off!
ReplyDeleteIf Anderson wants to keep me, I'll become gay real fast! As for feet or hand. Take the feet, I need my hands,lol! And I would have no problems posing nude, or making a porn!
ReplyDeleteDid I hear right... is The Mistress Borghese going to be on DANCING WITH THE STARS this season?
ReplyDelete1-Would you rather live 100 years from now, or 100 years ago?
A. I would not want to give up antidepressants or plumbing & I am not sold on Earth being around in 100 years, But I will say-Future.
2-Would you rather be extremely rich your whole life but never meet the person of your dreams, or never make more than minimum wage but you will find true love?
A.I will take the money. One can always purchase true love.
3-Your stuck in a room for three hours and get to torment someone, would it be Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman?
A. What a toss up, but I would like to play with Bachmann like she is a mouse to my cat.
4- would your rather be famous but die at 58, or always be an unknown but live until 98?
A. I am 58... what have you heard?
5-Would you rather spent a hot filled sex night with Randy Orton or John Cena?
A. I don't know who either of them is... but I like the name- RANDY.
6- Would you star in a porn, or direct it?
A. I am a star.
7-Would you rather be stuck in a one room cabin for two weeks during a severe snow storm with George W Bush or Ann Coulter? I'm sweating here.....
A. GWB... I could him drunk & fuck him. I couldn't do that with Coulter.
8- Would you rather lose your feet or your hands?
A. Feet. I never go anywhere anyway.
9-Your being blackmailed, would you sleep with them to settle, or pay a huge sum of money?
A. I always trade sex for blackmail.
10- Would you spend a whole day and night with Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? And no, you can't take your purse gun to pop their ass.
A. Kardashian. I like big booty.
11- Sleep with Keith Urban or Adam Levine? Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez?
Keith Urban is *****. Angelina Jolie... there might be some Pitt juice on her.
12-If the boat was sinking would you save Lady Gaga or Madonna?
A. Madge... she deserves to live.
13-Would you give up your music library or your movie library? And that includes the porn!
A. I couldn't live without music.
14- Would you pose naked as a model for a class of artist to sketch, or give a speech to 100 people?
A. I would like to pose naked for 100 people while giving a speech.
15- Would you sleep with Tim Gunn or Michael Kors? Nina Garcia or Heidi Klum?
A. Tim & Heidi
16- Would you guest star on Real Housewives of New Jersey or The frickin Kardashian show?
A. Frickin Kardashian? Is that one of the lest seen brothers?
17- And finally would you sleep with Anderson Cooper or Anderson Cooper?
I just showed this to Anderson & he just said: "keep doing what you wre doing, Steve"
I know I am late to the party, but I had to toss in my 2 cents worth. Thanks for the fun game Mistress!
ReplyDelete1- 100yrs from now - (100 yrs ago they didn't even have real medicine. imagine the problems!)
2-TRUE LOVE all the way baby
3- Sarah Palin - she is the more dangerous bitch imho and needs to be taken out.
4- famous but die at 58, 98 scares the hell outta me. rickety fragile ancient crone troll that i would become...
5-John Cena is more proportionate looking but I love the tatts on Randy...but I would go for John...
6- direct it and make something decent for a change.
7- Ann Coulter...at least she isn't as dumb as a brick and I think most of her political opinion is a facade...
8- feet, i mean c'mon, jacking off with my feet? i would need to take a lot of yoga for that to even start to work.
9-what did I do? Its hard to imagine me being ashamed of anything...given that, I would certainly sleep with them to settle
10-Paris Hilton...she is a lot smarter than she pretends to be and would be too much fun.
11- Adam Levine (keith's hair sucks)and I would make that him beg for it before we were finished! Angelina Jolie is so hot I would turn for her in a heartbeat, so Angie Angie Angie!
12-Lady Gaga - I love Madge, but Gaga has a whole world of music left to create and Madge has had her 25yrs in the spotlight.
13-My movie library - music is in my blood and I wouldn't live without it.
14- I already have to give speeches, so since I have never done it I would pose naked.
15-Tim cause the K(Orange)s might rub off and stain me. Heidi Klum cause I want to be where Seal has been and fuck him in absentia.
16- The frickin Kardashian show but only so I could blow the bro.
17- Touch choice, can I have both this time?
1- 100 years from now - I'm an optimist. Also I like gadgets and would like to see what's going on then.
ReplyDelete2- Extremely rich since I can and have had fun with the wrong men.
3- Damn. I don't want to be around either one of them but I guess Palin.
4- always be an unknown but live until 98 ... it's working for me so far.
5- Based on their photos Randy Orton or John Cena look interchangeable. So whoever shows up will be OK.
6- Would you star in a porn, or direct it? Yeah, right! LOL Direct it. There was a time I might star in it but those times are long gone. If I can remember what people do, I'll direct. AARP porn!
7- George W Bush ... I could actually talk with him without throwing up or getting violent but not the Coultergeist.
8- feet ... then I'd have an excuse not to go to the gym
9- Sleep with them. I don't have any money.
10- Paris Hilton ... No reason. It's bad either way.
11- Oh Keith Urban for sure!! Jennifer Lopez because Angelina sort of scares me.
12-If the boat was sinking I'd save myself! Oh and another person? Lady Gaga. I've never been a Madonna fan.
13- music library because there's music in movies.
14- For the sake of others, I'd give a speech to 100 people
15- Tim and Heidi - no contest ... Nina is also scary.
16- The frickin Kardashian show ... I hate those Housewives shows
17- Oh yes!