OUT OF OFFICE...

 
The Mistress is taking a few weeks off to take  a mini vacation to the Woods ... then off to P-Town for some beach time and visit Pearly... and some time to just decompress and unplug from the internet. I'll return... unless a get taken by a bear, or eaten by a whale on the cape. In the meantime while I'm gone,  I thought a parlor game could be fun in the essence of our Anne Marie, who loved 2 Truths and a Lie.  Only I'll give five answers, you guess the lie or lies in some cases. How well do you think you know this tart? And who knows, maybe the guest with the correct answers of all the questions, or who ever gets the most right,  will win a little care package from the Casa du Borghese. It won't be my personal package. I don't know how I would mail that. But if you really want it, I'll figure something out. Good luck to all and remember, when tempted by two evils, try the one you haven't tried before. Answers supplied upon return. See ya in a couple weeks. 

1.The Mistress loves her men. Of the men I  slept dated, or was in a relationship with, they all had various professions. Which is the lie.

1-stock broker

2-firemen

3- college professor

4-doctor

5-Polictical Chief of Staff 

2-As you know, I love to travel. I have traveled to these places Which is a lie?

1-Vienna, Austria

2- Nairobi, Kenya

3- Buenos Aires, Argentina

4- Budapest Hungary

5- Amsterdam, Netherlands

3-The Mistress can be very salacious. Which of these is a lie?

1- Was in a porn

2- Posed naked

3- Taken naked selfies

4- do naughtiness on a Only Fans

5- Sat naked for an artist friend

4-I have many facets to my career so far. Which of these is a lie?

1- Visual Display Stylist

2- Regional Merchandising Visual Manager

3- Interior Designer

4- Landscape Designer

5-Model home Stager

5-My weekly feature In Three Words seems to be popular each week. These people have been featured Which is a lie?

1-Eva Peron

2-Mike Pence

3- Sophia Loren

4- Britney Spears

5-Rodney Dangerfield

6- Im an open person. Which of these relationships is a lie.

1- Threesomes for fun

2-Three months dating a woman

3-a throuple relationship 

4- Dated a straight couple.

5-Seeing two different men.

7-  We have a nice family history. I'm a blend of these nationalities. Which is the lie?

1- Czehoslovakia

2- Italy

3- Holland

4- Ireland

5- Switzerland

8-I love me a good cock-a-tail when out...after all there is always time for a cock-a-tail. My tab can get ugly. These would be on my tab. Which is the lie.

1- whiskey on the rocks

2- Pimm's Cup

3- Gin and Tonic

4- Melon Ball

5- Mojitio

9- I love shoes and will gladly wear any of these upon my feet. Which is the lie. And if ANYONE gets this wrong, you may find yourself baned from the Casa du Borghese

1- Brogues

2- Converse  chucks

3- High heeled Stilettos

4- Biker boots

5- Crocs

10- And finally, I love men!!!!! But I don't prefer some. Which is the lie?

1-Italian

2- South American

3-Polish

4- Asian

5- Scandinavian

HAAAAAA! I threw the last in to see if you were paying attention. I actually only prefer two kinds of men... Foreign and domestic! 

GOOD LUCK!

MYSTERY GUEST- UPDATE

There is one thing I enjoy....a good parlor game. So with it being mid week, any guesses on who our mystery guest is tonight...in drag?

The star tat might give it away.

Update later....

UPDATE.........

fashion designer.......Marc Jacobs!!!

by DAMNED is be HAWT!

A PARLOR GAME

 

While your Mistress will be out and about today, and we have a few new readers, I thought we could get to know each other better with a rousing game of Which Would You Rather. No, not naked Twister this time Anne Marie and Cali Boi. But if you feel so inclined, the baby oil is on my nightstand.Anyway, answer many, all, a few, or just tell me to go suck an egg.I will highlight my answer in white. So grab a cock-a-tail and let it rip.

 

Vacation:

Palm Springs/Buenos Aires/Paris/Bermuda. The menz....duh!

 

Drink:

Martini/Beer/Cosmo/Gin & Tonic. As you all know, I'm not picky. If it's wet.....down the gullet.

 

Smoke:

Cigarette/ Weed/Cigar/Pole. Well, two out of four ain't bad!!!!!

 

Underwear:

Boxers/Briefs/Boxer Briefs/Commando/Jock

 

Leading Man:

Cary Grant/ Steve McQueen/Bradley Cooper/Cliff Montgomery

 

Golden Girl:

Blanche/Dorothy/Sophia/Rose

 

Sex Girl:

Carrie/Samantha/Miranda/Charlotte

 

Chris:

Chris Pine/Chris Hemsworth/Chris Pratt/Chris Evans

 

Gay Show:

Will&Grace/Vicious/ Queer As Folk/Looking

 

Icon:

Barbara Streisand/Judy Garland/Diana Ross/Debbie Harry

 

Gay Movie:

The Boys in the Band/Brokeback Mountain/Longtime Companion/The Normal Heart

 

Song:

New York City Boy/Go West/I've Never Been to Me/Xanadu

 

Now was that painful???

 

A PARLOR GAME- THE REVEAL

 

This picture of Anne Marie was captured at the last night of parlor games. I hope this time she has on a  better foundation garment! But ADORE THE HAT!!!!!! UPDATE- Anne Marie hung in and entertained the houseboys as only she can do! She has requested strip poker next time!!!!!

 

If your just getting here, we played a rousing game of guess the pixilated queens from Drag Race. AND WE HAD A TIE!!!! Mahogany Empress and Cooper were tied with 14 out of 16 right!!!!!  Sashay, you both stay!!!!! RuPaul would be impressed......

 

 

But alas. Daniel Diesel. Dear did you even watch the show?????

 

 

Seems the two hardest one for all was the guess of Raven, April Carrion, and Courtney. So get ready Cali Boi, brush the teeth and powder up it's a two for one!!!!!

 

So you think you know Drag Race? For tonight's  parlor game I will present pixilated images of some drag queens ( to be fair , only past queens) with a multiple choice, and you guess who it is. Even if you don't know take a stab! What the hell! To the winner will be a all expense paid night out with resident slut Cali Boi. He'll  bring everything you see, plus everything you don't!!!!!  

 

 UPDATE........

A

Detox, Bianca Del Rio, Mariah Balenciaga, Manila Luzon

 

B

Sonique, April Carrion, Nina Flowers, Detox

 

C

Kelly Mantle, Phoenix, Pandora Boxx, Mimi Imfurst

 

D

Raja, Milk, Sharon Needles, The Princess

 

E

Rebecca Glasscock, Raven, Carmen Carrera, Courtney Act

 

F

Coco Montrese, Tyra Sanchez, BeBe Zahara Benet, Trinity K Bonet

 

G

Kelly Mantle, Jade Jolie, Phi-Phi O'Hara, Nicole Paige Brooks

 

H

Jinkx Monsoon, Willam,Alaska Thunderfuck, Magnolia Crawford

 

I

Jade Jolie, Venus D-Lite, Joslyn Fox, Tatiannia

 

J

JuJubee, Gia Gunn, Kenya Michaels, Lineysha Sparx

 

K

Milk, Laganja Estranja,Phi-Phi O'Hara, Chad Michaels

 

L

Adore Delano, Tatiannia, Milk, Raja

 

M

Jiggly Caliente, Latrice Royale, Vivacious, Stacy Lanye Matthews

 

N

Mariah Ballenciaga, Trinty K Bonnet, Raja, Honey Mahogany

 

O

Venus D-Lite, Ivy Winters,Courtney Act, India Ferrah

 

And last but not least......

P

Hmmmmmm.............Ben dela Crème or Michelle Visage?

 

Thanks to all who played and stopped by!! Now Lets all gather for some Gin and Tonics, shall we?

I'M BACK AND WITH A PARLOR GAME-REVEALED!

 

I'm happy to say I'm safe and sound back at the Casa du Borghese, but now have to finish getting the sand shaken out of the cracks and unpack, so till I get my bearing, and a gin gimlet or two, gather in the parlor for another game!!!!! This song back in the day was my FAVORITE song when dancing. When it came on, you knew you were being herald to the dance floor , where I would work it like a church service! But this is the regular version, the perfect, chic, cool summer song to listen to coming  back in the Lad's Mini Cooper. The game part is who can guest who the female singer is in the video??? Double points if you know the white and the black girl. And is the boy getting out of the pool adorable  or what! I just love this video..... AND NO CHEATING! To the winner will be a night of my company at the Casa, and , oh what the hell I'll even throw in a  houseboy!!!! If you don't know, listen anyway, you could probably use a little musical interdule break anyway! I'll update it in later tonight..........

 

UPDATE......
IT'S NONE OTHER T HAN THE FABLUOUS MICHELLE VISAGE,

 

 Judge of RuPaul's Drag Race and of the late 80's music group Seduction, and the Soul System. Well, I'll save the award for next time, but I suppose I can keep the main doors unlocked!

A PARLOR GAME.....REVEAL!!!!!!!!

 

Well, while I'm out and away, I thought we would play a rousing parlor game since they always seem to be so popular and we haven't played one in a while. This time grab a cock-a-tail and try to guess who these three are and no cheating!!!!

 

Italian Actress & Beauty Legend-

Sophia Loren

 

 

Drag Legend- RuPaul 

 

 

British Actress and Stage Legend- Patricia Routledge,

famous as the hostess with the mostess, Hyacinth Bucket

 

Since no one got all the guesses right, I'll save the houseboys for the next round of parlor games, besides, it will give me more time to polish them up for the winner.

 

 

 Since Norma came the closest, I'll be sending a bottle of her favorite rot gut drink of choice and a box of party hats. 

Another Parlor Game

What better to do on a Sunday night then a parlor game. So here at the Casa du Borghese ,we have the doors open, so come on in, pinch a houseboy, gather in the parlor and lets have a gin! Feel free to answer any or all the questions.....I adore all your chatter.......I have answered mine in white.

If you had to choose........

 

If you were a member of the Crawly family would you choose for a boy toy Thomas Burrows or Tom Branson?

 

If you had to give a million to Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever or Taylor Swift to stop singing which would you choose?

 

If you had too, would you change or spouse's body or face?

 

If you had to have sex would you choose Batman or Robin? For the women Wonder Woman or Poison Ivy?

 

If you had a time machine would you choose to go to the past or future?

 

If you were God and you had to choose would you end world hunger or the green house effect?

 

If you had to choose would you take a deeply romantic relationship that would last a year, or a so-so one that would last a lifetime?

 

Would you star in a Hitchcock film or a Orson Wells film?

 

In the James Bond series, If you had to choose would you be the sexual piece of amusement to Daniel Craig, or Pierce Bronson?

 

For the rest of your life if you had too would you go commando or wear a thong?

 

Every morning for the rest of your life....Starbucks or Dunkin?

 

If you had to choose, would you be covered in birds or ants?

 

Oh what fun, I can't wait to read your answers. Now gentle readers, if you'll excuse me, I had better toddle away ,to begin the exhaustive search to see what's for dinner. Unfortunately, I find myself , once again ,bereft of any inspiration. However , I do hope something comes along soon..........

 

 

Good evening.

Parlor Game!

So, it's almost the weekend and what a better night to have parlor games at the Casa. I recently came across these pictures of these blond bevies. I was shocked to learn their identities. So let's gather round for some gin spritzers and look at the pictures. To the right winner, will be a cock-a-tail party complete with twister, the keys in the fish bowl, and a night with the houseboys of your choice. And don't cheat! If you don't know, I'd love to hear any guesses. More than one winner, well, I guess you will have to fight it out in the pit covered in honey!!!!! Answers later......

UPDATE.......

                                           

                                                                  KIM NOVAK!

 

AMANDA LEPORE!

 

MORGAN FAIRCHILD!

A Parlor Game!!!!!

If there is one thing we enjoy at the Casa, it's a good parlor game!!!! Late last night we were watching the BBC, and we came across this actress. The show was more than half way through before it hit me who she was. So let's gather round for some gin spritzers and look at the pictures. To the right winners will be a cock-a-tail party in your honor complete with houseboys galore! And while your at it, do you have a favorite BBC show or comedy? Mine is Waiting for God! Here we go y'all....... the answer later today as an update.

 

Update! For those of you who guessed Joanna Lumley...you are correct!!!! We will see you for a evening of cock-a-tails!!!!!

Oh.. If One Must.....Parlor Game Time!

Well, well, well, I'm back from a lovely Easter weekend, and my old faithful Casa du Borghese was right here waiting for me along with all the boys. Monday I was off and had a wonderful second date with Kao on a walk about down in Philadelphia. But who knew work would be so crazy this week, which is why I have been absent, so in the meantime, till I return, I thought we would play a rousing game of If You Had too, for you know I love me some good palor games!!! I highlighted my answer in purple. I'll enjoy reading your answers!

1-If you had too would you want to live the rest of your life in daylight or darkness?

2-If you had to would you dance naked for a crowd of 200, or star in a porn?

3- If you had to go without your smell or your taste?

4- If you had to would you spend the day with RuPaul or Lady Bunny?

5- If you had to would you sleep with Mitt Romney or old Ricky Poo? And yes, if have to pick one Bob!

6- If you had to spend a week in a house would it be the Amityville House or the Poltergiest House?

I hope to get back to you all soon, for I miss all my favorite lambchops. Tootles!

If You Had To Choose..........

While I'm gathering my bearings after this long hectic day,and seeing Rachael Zoe in the flesh, I thought to myself it's been a while since we played some good old fashioned parlor games! It's time for another round of If you HAD To Choose..... Please feel free to answer all your just your favorites in the comments! I always finding the answers interesting! I put my choices in the purple color print. Tootles!

1-Would you rather live 100 years from now, or 100 years ago?

2-Would you rather be extremely rich your whole life but never the person of your dreams, or never make more than minimum wage but you will find true love?

3-Your stuck in a room for three hours and get to torment someone, would it be Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman? Sorry, no two for ones on this one, although very tempting! But creme pies are allowed.

4- would your rather be famous but die at 58, or always be an unknown but live until 98?

5-Would you rather spent a hot filled sex night with Randy Orton or John Cena?

6- Would you star in a porn, or direct it?

7-Would you rather be stuck in a one room cabin for two weeks during a severe snow storm with George W Bush or Ann Coulter? I'm sweating here.....

8- Would you rather lose your feet or your hands?

9-Your being blackmailed, would you sleep with them to settle, or pay a huge sum of money?

10- Would you spend a whole day and night with Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? And no, you can't take your purse gun to pop their ass.

11- Sleep with Keith Urban or Adam Levine? Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Lopez?

12-If the boat was sinking would you save Lady Gaga or Madonna?

13-Would you give up your music library or your movie library? And that includes the porn!

14- Would you pose naked as a model for a class of artist to sketch, or give a speech to 100 people?

15- Would you sleep with Tim Gunn or Michael Kors? Nina Garcia or Heidi Klum?

16- Would you guest star on Real Housewives of New Jersey or The frickin Kardashian show?

17- And finally would you sleep with Anderson Cooper or Anderson Cooper?