If I should ever win the lottery or invent something like the " pet rock", then and only then will I join facebook and share each and every detail about my daily bowel movements with the populous, major corporations & the CIA.
I have Facebook but I find myself on it less and less. I'm to the point here I don't give a shit where your at, or what your eating and I sure could give a rats ass what game your playing!!!LOL.
Ha! #5 pretty much sums it up for me!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL,I'm not a facebook bitch either!
ReplyDeleteWell, what a simply hearty laugh! And what does facebook do exactly?
ReplyDeleteFacebook helps you track down children whose phones aren't charged and need to call home NOW! :-)
ReplyDeleteIf I should ever win the lottery or invent something like the " pet rock", then and only then will I join facebook and share each and every detail about my daily bowel movements with the populous, major corporations & the CIA.
ReplyDeleteUntil then, check the blog......
All true.
ReplyDeleteIt helps you keep track of your grandchildren, too. I like it and try to use it wisely. LOL
ReplyDeleteFunny cards, though. Where is the "like" button?
ReplyDeleteOh I needed a good giggle, thank you Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI so needed a good laugh today and leave it to you to give it to me! These are all funny, but that first one cracks me up!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Your so evil, I love it!
ReplyDeleteI have Facebook but I find myself on it less and less. I'm to the point here I don't give a shit where your at, or what your eating and I sure could give a rats ass what game your playing!!!LOL.
ReplyDeletePlay nice Mistress!!!! Keep those claws in!
ReplyDeleteI love when you post these! I hadn't seen any of these before! I'm using them-soon!
ReplyDeleteLOL, You just love Facebook I see! These are funny though. Love the last one. I wonder if my Gram thinks that of me?
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