Monday, December 7, 2015

DEAR SANTA

You know, the last couple of years, I have wrote the rotund old fart at the North Pole a list letter of my demands wants. And every year, I still never get what a want. I just guess I'm not behaved enough. So I say just screw it, and sent this to Santa this year.
 
 
 

11 comments:

  1. bwhahahahaha!

    I never get what I want either - no more war/poverty/homophobia/homelessness/xenophobia/jingoism/religion. it's like he has it in for me or something.

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    1. " All I want is what is coming to me, all I want is my fair share."

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    2. especially when it comes to dick.

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    3. oh I think the mistress gets PLENTY of THAT!

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  2. You naughty?!? NEVER! I'm so shocked.

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  3. I know how you feel. When I was a kid I used to yell up the chimney. Look where it got me.
    JP

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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