Tuesday, October 24, 2023

DEPARTING CHUCKLES

 Before departing to Philadelphia shortly to catch my flight...may I present some departing chuckles!

 

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!! This just in!!!

The GOP ELECTS NEW HOUSE SPEAKER!


Meanwhile for the GOP who still need evidence of global warming....

Has Madonna and the Kardashians seen this?

While gone I have told Ms. Moorecock to get my Halloween candy ready for the tricks and treaters.

Me... later at the TSA! I only pray. Go on TSA...give it to mama....

And on a serious note, I was tickled to have gotten my mail in vote packet before leaving. I would have been upset had it not gotten here before departure.

25 comments:

  1. You've outdone yourself with this post, Mistress!

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  2. These are so good! The Muppet Show prediction! Buon viaggio!

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  3. Hahaha yes!
    And I love Janice!
    Watch those boys at the TSA. They'll frisk you good!

    Ci vediamo!

    XOXO

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  4. Thanks for the chuckles, and have a nice trip.

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  5. LOL. Have fun...don't let TSA drain too much.

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    1. Oh, and I trust you filled that ballot out and sent it in before you left!

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    2. Of course!!!! That why I was worried. I got an email it was sent out, but I feared it would show up after I left.

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  6. I can't lie... that Three's Company one with Joyce's face cracked me up.

    Karma bitch. And don't you always have cocksuckers on hand??

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  7. The new house speaker WOULD SO NOT surprise me at this point with those sorry losers!!!! The politicians have all gone bonkers...even some Democrats had made mention of having George W Bush as speaker. WHAT???

    These were all wonderful!!!!

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  8. Mistress, you are a pill....so naughty and so incorrigible!!!! My side hurts!!!

    And I'll have you know my bloomers still look like those of 1900! I'm old honey.

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  9. Way to leave us laughing, sweetpea! Have a fantastic time! xoxo

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  10. Safe, fabulous, fun travels.

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  11. OMG...tightie whities!

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  12. Some wickedly funny ones here. Favorite is the Muppets. Sorry, Madge.

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  13. Anonymous10/24/2023

    Tundra Bunny here...

    Persuasive as it is, your evidence of global warming won't convince any of the GOP crypt keepers cuz they still wear flannel long-johns and Boobert doesn't wear any underwear at all!

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  14. Girl, I had no idea if I was allowed to laugh at that Three's Company one!

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  15. Climate change, and evolving pants!! Wonderful!!
    Sx

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  16. Anonymous10/25/2023

    HuntleyBiGuy: Have a fantastic trip! Glad you got your ballot completed before departure. Watch out for those TSA cavity searches…if your lucky. 😜

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  17. Spin that wheel Biden...just don't fall under it!!!!! These all had to laughing out loud!!!!

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  18. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    One a side note I could use a cocksucker.

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  19. The GOP House Speaker wouldn't be a surprise would it? And the muppet one!!! LOL!!!

    All laughing aside it's unfortunate the people want instant and lasting beauty. What is not realized is then in time they are aging actually faster and distorting themselves...these injections wear on the skin faster than you know.... to create these looks and becoming a laughing stock. If they stop the work and injections they would look worst then they originally did.

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  20. I'm applying for the TSA tomorrow.

    These are a good laugh! The House right now? What a joke!

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  21. I hate those ugly eyelashes that so many young women are wearing now! Hideous, but the meme is funny.

    Love,
    Janie

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  22. I laughed at the first one, and each one got me laughing harder!!!!! These are excellently funny and wicked.

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  23. Our government won't let us have an election because right now the cuontry would choose the wrong sort of politicians, i.e. not the current government.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!