Tuesday, September 13, 2022

NATURE LOVERS

 

Well, another season has come and gone up at the lovely Woods Campground glamping. I had only three visits this season and it figures too since we finally got a new camper with all the amenities. This last weekend was a much-needed weekend away...both relaxing and some debauchery. Reader Cooper even contacted me that he booked his weekend the same time, so we were able to get caught up. This weekend was a Bear Weekend theme, and wouldn't you know a real bear showed up while your's truly was in his camper!!! My host called and told me to stay in till the bear passed. Mind you, I wonder all over the grounds any other time in the late of night. My good friend who dj's, had asked if I wanted to do a set at the after-hours party, they have way out in the woods away from everything, and I jumped at the chance. I fore went the house music this time and did a classic disco mix for an hour. Seemed to be quite popular. We didn't get in till 4:15 am... with a much needed lie in the next morning with the sound of downpours on the camper roof. I didn't worry...and was quite relaxed in the arm of my own muscle bear, but I'm much too demure to divulge any details. Overall, it was a nice time, some of it spend au natural on Saturday poolside and a small hike. The place never ceases to amaze me on its stance for being all inclusive and accepting all of the LBGTQ...and good on them!!! As always some of the signs again were quite comical, and the grounds are always beauty.

These two pictures were taken at Beltsville Lake minutes from the Woods Campground. It's quite a beautiful lake and very relaxing.
Said bear almost next to my camper!!!!!
Cooper caught this excellent picture of my rock-hike-step action. I advise Mitchell NOT to try this at home.
This above is a little cabin my friend who owns the site just built next to his huge trailer. It was where Cooper stayed when he didn't sneak, maybe, into my camper, with the said bear! OHHHH SCANDAL HUNTIES!!!!
A neon another one of the sites have. No pun intended. Or maybe.
The walk away leading to the disco after party in the deep woods.

The fabulous Binaca Dahhhhling at cabin site C-3. The group there is a fun group, and they all call themselves the Lindas. The neon moves with them depending on where they book a site or cabin.

Cooper. As you can see the porn stache and legs got me. 
And I thought the heat was from the bonfire.
This was pure coincidence this picture followed Cooper's, I swear.

An inflatable bear head from the night before's party.

My little home away from home with firepit.
My look caught by Cooper when I reach 6 G&T'S!!!

And this was my Bunny Eared shimmy shadow dance caught by Cooper.
So, there was that! Till next year.
 Hard to believe I have been going up there now for 15 years.

49 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/13/2022

    I think I need to follow you on that hike. I am liking the view from behind! :-)

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  2. Oh my God! I think that's the first time I've seen a pic of you plastered. Assuming 6 G&Ts get you drunk, right? On a more serious note, I'm thrilled you had a fun weekend. You deserved it.

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    1. Well tipsy. But yes...a weekend there is always fun.

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  3. There is no doubt from your lovely and revealing pictures how happy this place makes you!!! It has been 15 years already??? Where does the time go? Funny enough, the Queen's Anne Lace is actually one of my favorites. I have always thought it was very pretty. I too would have to agree that I can see why Mr.Cooper would make you hot! You certain have some devoted readers who adore you.

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    1. When my friend started going he was just a regular camper but now is a perm site owner and does work there. He runs all the maintenance and it's ground workers and housekeeping. He told me it's been 15 years. I couldn't believe it. And yes!!! I too adore my readers.

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  4. Raised Manhole Ahead!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And probably not untrue!!!

    I have always enjoyed your pictures from the Wooods and want to try this so bad. It looks like a nice mix of relaxing and could be naughty fun. I might add you are fricking adorable...and hot.

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  5. I love the new camper!!!! Your so lucky, and hopefully you get more time there next year. I loved my visit there, must be, three years ago now? It was like something I never experienced LOVE the blow pops, that looks like some party!!!! All those lights..

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  6. Beautiful pictures! And when it comes to Cooper, and a muscule bear in the camper!?!?!?!?! The neon light" I did the work I get the load" is certainly true!!!! And after seeing Cooper I'm now getting hot.

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  7. It does a soul good to know that a place like this for the elves and gay unicorns does exist!!!! Even better that they don't discriminate against any, but all are welcome!!! No doubt this place look fun. You certainly do know how to enjoy it.

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    1. There guidelines are very firm but inclusiveness....and if anyone has issues with any of it...probably shouldn't go then. One year some drunk himbo had an issue with a trans woman being there and he was told to pack and was escorted out.

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  8. You have no idea how I wish we could have been there, especially after seeing that sly look on your face!!!

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    1. You would have been fuel on the fire!!!!

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  9. You had me at the opening picture and each one only got better!

    And after seeing the video, I'm reaching for my dollar bills. I bet you make a good go-go cage boy!!!!

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    1. Dollar bills? I only start with $5 bills dear.......

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  10. Fantastic! Best way to end summer, sweetpea! xoxo

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  11. Not bad for 6 G&Ts. Did the shimmy come after or before? Great photos! You always make me wish I could go. As for Cooper, it all got me. Oh, thanks for the rock hike warning. I just walked into the dining room table.

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    1. The shimmy was in the afternoon on just one wine cooler!!!! Oh no not the dinning table!!!! I hope it wasn't the toes? Cooper is very distracting damn him

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    2. Cooper is beautiful! And, no, not the toes. The upper thigh. Center quadriceps muscle hit the corner of the table top. THAT’s going to hurt tomorrow.

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  12. I imagine you'd have to expect actual bears on Bear Weekend. And it does give one a good reason to stay inside and ... and ...

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    1. No twisting my arm to stay in!! Sunday was particularly interesting since no one wanted to leave in the deluge of hard downpour.....😝

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  13. Pat Lark9/14/2022

    What fun. Seriously. The naked hiking and naked pool especially. Who rubbed you down with skeeter repellent for the hike, and the SPF for the pool?

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    1. I always travel with a cabana boy!!!

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  14. Your after 6 g&ts look reminded me of Operator Starsky - see him on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/StarskyUA/videos - working to end the invasion of Ukraine

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  15. Love that hiking pic. I wish I looked as good on the trail. This place is a marvel. It is on my bucket list. How magical. A gay haven. Glad you had a lovely time and thanks for all the divine photos. You really have an eye, my dear.

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    1. You come ahead.....Ill take you. Hiking of course. Could you see us nude hiking? And I do recall seeing you naked body....nothing to be ashamed of Upton!!!!!!!!!! Very nice.

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    2. If you like the outdoors and not minding naked gay men-you'll love it.

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  16. Yup. That really was a "bear weekend", then! Hopefully it was just passing through, and didn't disturb any of the nocturnal action. Jx

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    1. I thought it was odd when my friend called from his camper and told me to stay in mine. So....out came the gin!! Thanks heaven bears don't like gin. What with my stash. He just casually toured the whole site before moving on.

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  17. Anonymous9/14/2022

    Tundra Bunny here.... it certainly looks like you had a wild time getting back to nature, Mistress Maddie! Your Bunny Eared shadow shimmy dance made me LOL!

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    1. I may have had a few....but liked that result.

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  18. You never know what might happen in the woods

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  19. Dem cakes look GOOD. Bet more than one boy was more than willing to follow you stone-stepping, dear.
    And I love the idea of a Bear weekend becoming a BEAR weekend LOL. Love the campers and the calling of the twinks with little litghts!
    I'm gonna miss summer, humidity and all...

    XOXO

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    1. Truth be told....the bear was cool to see...but when they are right out the door...you really see their size!!! It almost gave me second thoughts about doing the after party in the woods. But noise of that crowd keeps them at bay. It's been only the second bear IV seen there in all these years. Except of course besides those in my bed.

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    2. I can contest that the Mistress does indeed have a hell of nice cakes. The other assets aren't bad either.

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  20. I was looking for you in the photo behind the ferns!

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  21. I went to a regular vanilla nudist camp when I was 20. I do miss being naked in the woods.

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  22. You got some Buns Hun... and Cooper, well, what isn't to like, he is the whole package isn't he? *winks* So glad you have enjoyed 15 Years of Fun at this inclusive Getaway. I'm now having Vacay Envy my Friend! We meant to have a mini Vacay before School resumed from the Grandchild, but... shit happens.

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    1. Same here Dawn...shit happens.

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    2. Your too sweet- Thank you Bohemian.

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  23. I have been so busy with work I haven't had time to read lately!!!! I had the best time that weekend and sooo glad you came. Pun intended! I think I had even more fun than the first time. I just love that place. The Mistress is just as fun as you'd think everyone.

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