That's right....Crisco!!!! I strongly endorse Crisco...a household staple. Chapped feet and hands. Crisco. Kitchen and recipe needs? Crisco. Door creaks and rocking chair noises? Crisco. No KY or Gun Oil? Crisco. Makes for a great stocking stuffer too.
The Mistress is pulling up stakes again and taking another blog break. With a weekend jaunt to seeing Falling Water with the Lad this weekend, a hectic work schedule with the shop, and a week jaunt to Provincetown to visit Pearly Ill be gone for two weeks , at least , and or, blogging will be hit or miss. In the meantime might I interest you in my next released autobiography about my early days of my sultry rural life....
Available at reputable booksellers and rest stops everywhere.
Tootles!
XOXO
Ah, Farm Hussy, I never had Crisco in the house. Whenever my best friend, Brian, was between boyfriends, he’d stay at my place. I was spending most of my time at SG’s. One time, Brian apologized and said I needed a new comforter. He told me he got mayonnaise all over it and although he washed it, it looked awful. I asked how he did THAT. He said, “Well, I was having a three-way and you didn’t have any Crisco!”
ReplyDeleteBetween this post and your story you both have me snorting with laughter!!!!
DeleteSafe travels Mistress!
That is too priceless a story Michell. Nothing wrong with using condiments in the bed as long as one cleans up after. Coconut Oil is fun!!!!
DeleteI don't need to ask, why Santa is bent over like that, have a great time, come back and tell us all about it (well at least the parts you can tell us about.)
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely time. Oh, how I envy you and your gay fantastical travels. Love the new header, too. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI adore the new header too!
DeleteUna Merkel ...just adored her! Glad you too like the header. One of my favorites.
DeleteFalling Water?!?!?!? I am more than jealous! Crisco is a staple in our house...and, yes, it has been used in place of lube. More than a few times.
ReplyDeleteGonna miss you whilst you're gone! Have a good time. Take lots of photos so the rest of us can live pricariously through you.
Have fun!
ReplyDeleteSay hi to Pearly from all of us and make sure the Lad comes back exhausted.
XOXO
Looking forward to your pics, especially from Falling Water.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm the reason they started making Crisco in 2 lb cans. Lard works too, if you can find it.
ReplyDeleteyou and the mistress must have frequented the same back rooms?
DeleteEnjoy your time off, and I'll have to look for that book at Barnes & Noble!
ReplyDeleteFor the best cooking results use extra virgin olive oil, butter or duck fat (dependent on what you are cooking of course - I wouldn't recommend duck fat in a cake).
ReplyDeleteSomehow I always knew you were a hussy. Have a great vacation!
ReplyDeleteIt been broadcast on glory hole walls for years now.
DeleteFarm Hussy!!!! I read it. But If like a refund because the pages were sticky.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time away...its never the same without.
Bon Voyage, Maddie!
ReplyDeleteFarm Hussy, eh? Well, that explains why you're so good at swinging your bucket!
ReplyDeleteHave fun, Mistress!!
Swing my bucket? You should see use my weed whacker.
Delete"Crisco" .. well that brings up some long forgotten memories of how poor I was growing up as a child. So poor that crisco was what we used for our arms and legs instead of body lotion. Think about that. We cooked with the same grease we used on our skin.
ReplyDeleteSee you when you get back.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Is lard the British equivalent of Crisco? I will Google.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time!
Sx
I believe it's along the say line Scarlet. Both will help fit into tight places in a pinch.
DeleteEveryone loves a Crisco party!
ReplyDeleteWhen is the next one?
DeleteHave a great break!!! I have not yet made the pilgrimage to Falling Water…how wonderful…as well as the rest of your exciting agenda!!! Hugs!!!
ReplyDelete"Men call her a Tramp!"
ReplyDeleteToo right, they do... Jx
xoxo Have fun, sweetpea!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great time. Lots of pictures!
ReplyDeleteHow I wish I were a farm hussy, constantly overcome by my dirty Crisco desires.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Grab a houseboy and a can of Crisco.
DeleteI sure hope you had a nice weekend! Safe travels and I hope we see a few post before your return... I miss my daily musings.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your travels you Farm Hussy! I thought I'd need a skin ointment to get through the first three bios!!! I will look forward to a Fallingwater post of two. I imagine the foliage will be worth the trip alone.
ReplyDeleteWe'll all miss you, you hussy - be back soon!
ReplyDeleteHave a fabuloussss break darling!
good thing you stocked up some extra houseboys. now we won't run out before your return.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw this I was almost afraid to click on this, afraid of what I might find, lol! The son and I went away for the weekend to the beach on last time. I won't miss you dearly ... I'll miss you terribly!
ReplyDeleteI miss you already and I'm looking forward to when you're back.
ReplyDeleteTry to be good, but do have fun too. You Hussy.
Come on through hussy....we are awaiting your arrival.
ReplyDeleteSounds like fun! I wish to be doing that someday...seeing Fallingwater and being a hussy.
ReplyDeleteRemind me not tot eat the fried chicken at your house.
ReplyDeleteYour too funny! But I'd read it!
ReplyDeleteSee you soon!
Take good care!!
Now they got the kind of Crisco you spray. Don't know how well that works outside the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, let's ask Cali-Boi or Sixpense.
DeleteHow Santa gets down the chimney/how others get down with Santa's chimney. So many questions answered here.
ReplyDeleteSee....Crisco. Helps in those tight spots.
DeleteGun oil? Well! I never...
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