While we are still in the throws of cold transitioning of winter into spring...mind you, mild but far from the prefect spring summer hot weather I enjoy, yesterday I got a text from the Lad who is on vacation in Mexico. The hag had the nerve to send me a picture of the sun tanning ritual.
Talk about rubbing salt in the wounds. I said just hurry back so I can use that ass for my laptop stand. I think we can use some inspiration to get the weekend started...like some Salt and Pepa. This song always inspires moi, to sing in the mirror, love your body dears, were all beautiful in our on way, carry yourself like a queen, and you will attact a king. It's all good, from the front to the back, two snaps in the back for a body like that.
Well, in my typical fashion, there are days when I worry about what my body looks like and others when I don't particularly give a f*%^, then there are days I just ****know**** I am smokin' hot. Those are likely the days I'm naked and feeling just a little bit extra horny.
ReplyDeleteSo horny five days a week huh?
DeleteI absolutely love that song!!!!!! I haven't heard it in ages. Tha Lad certainly looks body beautiful!
ReplyDeleteWhat a coinkydink! I was just watching To Wong Foo yesterday. That is where I heard this song the first time. Actually every time until now! It's funny, I feel sexier chubby (okay, fat) than I ever did skinny! I'm more secure and have more self esteem now, and that is always sexy. Balder Half loves my innards so the outer doesn't matter. I do hope The Lad isn't courting skin cancer. A tan is beautiful, but it isn't healthy. Okay, no more pontificating. Laptop? Laptop! I can see better uses for that boy's assets! One may need something to bounce quarters off of sometimes!
ReplyDeleteI have bounced many things off his assets. And yes Too Wong Foo. I just watched it also!!!!! Great minds must think alike. I always enjoyed that song, and that is why I was in the mood to share it.
DeleteHow about that? To Wong Foo... is also where I heard this song for the first time, too!
DeleteSalt-N-Pepa, my fave hip hop group ever! I remember the first time I heard "Push It"; I didn't know what it was about, but I was ready to push something, and push it real good--a wheelbarrow, a swing, an enemy over a bridge...
I love "Shoop" and "What a Man", I play them as part of my getting ready to go out clubbing music. I've got "Let's talk about sex" on my morning playlist to get ready for work...
The Lad is enjoying Spring Break right--hot sun, by the water, with a cool drink in hand.
Ohhhh push it, push it real good.......
DeleteSalt and peppa are the ish. The body is BEAUTIFUL! And the lad better bring back some of that warmth and shares it!
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I have the feeling he'll bring more than warmth.....
DeleteI think he’s already making it warm in here. 🥵
Deleteand the lad didn't take you with him? what a little shit!
ReplyDeletemy jahoobies and I appreciate this message! :)
I heard your jahoobies appreciate any attention.
DeleteWell Maddie, whose wouldn't?
DeleteThe Ladie went with his sister tootes!
DeleteIf you should tire of the Lad, id gladly take your seconds!
ReplyDeleteSend your address, just in case!!!!
DeleteHis chest looks nice too! But shouldn't he be naked???
ReplyDeleteAnd we damn well know that ass is used for more then a lap top stand.
Lap top stand? I thought that ass could be used to bounce quarters over the Empire State Building.
ReplyDeleteAs if Mexico wasn't hot enough already!
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