Wednesday, March 13, 2019

ALL HAIL THE DUCHESS!

It's very rare on this blog that the Mistress sends out birthday greetings to just anyone. But this special lady, always makes my day when she leaves a comment. And when a day goes by that I don't hear from her, it's just a tad more humdrum of a day. Her comments are heart felt, some silly, some dirty, sometimes there's good advice, but they always make me smile or laugh. She doesn't even have a blog...her comments on everybody's blog are so entertaining alone, she doesn't need one!!! So here at the Casa du Borghese, the Mistress has arranged a surprise party for our very own Duchess Deedles of Sandwich!!!!!! And by the looks of things the party is under way darling.
Let's taka a look around and see what's going on.....
The cake is arriving, and so are the cakes.

 and  Mahogany Empress was nice enough to bring these lovely treats. Open wide hon!
Here sits Ravager, Dave and Miss Lady Fingers. They are pestering him to write a male erotica book. He looks thrilled.

Looks like Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs has had a few, and is wrapping Mitchell up like a mummy!
And look at this pus!!! You damn well know Anne Marie isn't up to ANY good!!! I do believe party goer John from the village is eyeing her torpedoes. But we know she is waiting for naked Twister to begin. And another cock-a-tail.
And while dear Bob is awaiting another libation, here we see him demonstrating to Deedles what to do when the stripper gives her a lap dance in her face. I wonder if his hand is tired? 

Eros loves his sweets...I believe he is trying to make off with that cake. Someone get him another drink huh. Maybe he'll even sing for us?

Here sits the Dogs Mother, glad to have a free moment from the Lab kids, but we know she is wondering how in the hell she got sucked into all this debauchery.
Hell, even Christina made the party, but she looks a tad stunned by the stripping houseboys.
Or was she shocked by the naked swinging dance Cali Boi is giving to Deedles!  Someone catch Deedles.....I think she is getting dizzy...and Im not sure she's fond of whirly gigs.

Oh and look, what a shock. Sixpense is behind the bar, and naked by looks of it...but who cares, he's wearing a sexy smile. Bottoms up dear!
Even yours truly is decked out for the event...with a number for a dear Duchess Deedles!
And could someone get Debs down from the chandelier!!!! That crazy lesbyterian.


But alas....Poor Duchess Deedles...looks like between the cake, liquor, lap dances, balloon contest, put the ring on the houseboys, and ass spanks, all the birthday festivities have caught up, while Peguin and Steven talk about which houseboy had the most in deli meats. She may be drunk, but damnit, you know a professional drinker...she still has her chapeau on, and not even spilling a drop of the cock-a-tail!
And could someone get Deedles her bra back?

And now as a special treat we have in the Casa right from the Midwest, the drag sensations The Kinsey Sicks with a birthday ditty just for you!


And I have even deemed her not only a duchess, but a honorary drag queen Anita Sandwich. This one is for you dear....and we will drink to that!  
🎈🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCHESS DEEDLES🎈🎈
xoxoxo-Maddie

After this party I'll need to fumigate real good.

79 comments:

  1. It looks like a swell shindig.

    Wow, suddenly I'm stuck in 1945.

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  2. I tell you Mistress this might even out do your Eagles Green Party!!!! What debabacy indeed!!!!!!!! And I too love Deedles's comments. Like her I have been reading blogs for years, but never had a blog. AHappy Birthday to you Duchess!!!!!

    *looks for a houseboy to get deedles her bra back*

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DUCHESS DEEDLES! Maddie must love you....this is a party filled with earthly delights!!!! But I hope Mitchell won't be cross with me. Off to admire the cake table now.......

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  4. Nothing like midweek debauchery! I'll sit here a tad longer and watch Cali Boi's whirl gig.....

    Happy Birthday to the Duchess of Sandwich!!!πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

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  5. Oh, my gosh...where are my smelling salts! I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked! Braless? The Duchess is braless??
    Well, all I can say is I need to head tot he bar for a shot of...well, never mind what kind of shot. If Sixpence doesn't tell, I certainly won't! But, don't be surprised if you find me tipsy and running around naked. Clothes are such a bore, you know!
    Happy birthday, dear Duchess!

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    1. Run around naked? You say that like anyone would be shocked in this crowd.

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    2. I realize it must be all the merriment, but you certainly are lively and frisky this week Whk!!!

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    3. That's because I feel Spring on its way! Almost time to be naked 24/7, floating in or lying around the pool sipping on cock-a-tails. A few Cabana Boys would help liven things up a bit. Do you think I could borrow a couple houseboys for the Summer?

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  6. Mistress.....have a blow out!!!! I'll have some of those cakes....and whatever Sixpense is serving please. More deedles looks wiped already....but a Happy Birthday to you !!! The mistress is going to teach you bad habits....but is stunning in her dance ensemble.

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  7. omg!!!! :-) Yes, she does wonder at times...
    Happy Birthday, Duchess Deedles!
    Everybody have a great day. xoxoxox

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  8. Any friend that Maddie highly enjoys is a friend of mine too!!!! I see mistress your showing lots of leg today! And it's a given anne Marie is up to no good...where's that hat been?

    Happy Birthday Deedles!

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    1. Yes....and he is showing his man bits too!

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    2. "where's that hat been?" - wouldn't YOU like to know! ;-b

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  9. I'm sure this is one birthday Deedles won't remember. Look at her already! In the morning she'll wonder where that welt on her leg came from in the shape of a penis.

    Happiest Day dear!

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    1. Just one question, did I arrive looking like Truman Capote-the chubby, mean bitch years- or did I transform after sucking down too many penis pops? I can't recall.

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    2. Yep. At my age I can't handle the younger ones! Ba dum tish.

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  10. Well, this is a shock! I haven't celebrated anyone's birthday, including mine, since I was seventeen. I don't remember any party even remotely like this one! I do appreciate the thought that went into this hilarious presentation. And thank you all for the good wishes. You may keep the bra, I'll take a houseboy.
    I thought I'd forgotten how to blush, but nooooo!

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    1. Tha you for the bra. I can use it to cradle my new kittens to sleep. Happy Birthday doll!

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    2. Kittens? Is that what we're calling them now?

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    3. Nobody forgets how to blush around here Deedles!

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  11. Now, this is a birthday party I wanna go to! And Jinxx? Priceless!

    XoXo

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    1. I’d belly up to your bar any day, babe. I’m a good tipper too. 😘

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    2. We have heard about your tips cutie!!!!

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  12. I've can't seem to get away from the chocolate penis table.......

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  13. Hey everybody......BELLY SHOTs!!!!!

    Happiest day to the Grand Duchess

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    1. * hears shots and wakes up under pile of feathers and plumes under the pool table wondering what the hell happened*

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  14. My word.....I'm adoring Chritinas look. I find that look myself a look around here. And I sure hope you didnt corrupt Deedles to much, she seems a gentile soul. Happy Birthday to you!

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  15. Fumigate??? Wouldnt it be easiest just to burn the place down?

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm slipping under the bar with sixpense and cali boi. Have a great day Duchess!

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    1. The pair of you will be sent to the my boudoir along with Cali Boi if you all keep this talk up.

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  16. Boy.. you sure do throw a classy lady a party. Happy Birthday to the honored guest. I never a break now from this spinning motion....is bob busy over there...I could use a hand.

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    1. Cali-Boi, Bob is probably suffering from a bad case of carpal tunnel about now. Maybe a house boy can be of service?

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  17. JFC maddie, you and the houseboyz outdid yourselves on this FABU party! penis pops, and booze, and naked boyz, and all our friends are here to honor the woman of the hour - DUCHESS DEEDLES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY! SMOOOOOOOOCH!

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    1. Okay, Carebear, now you've done it. I've been holding back tears and now the damn dam burst! It ain't pretty! I will try not to snot all over that lovely shawl you knitted just for me. I don't want to have to wash it. I'd probably shrink it into a pocket hanky.

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  18. Happy Birthday....wait, who birthday is it this time? The penises have me distracted.

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  19. I'm in the Gincuzzi. Someone throw me a Cali-Boy... Jx

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  20. I wonder how many people will I need to apologize to and after this party?

    *off to fetch Deedle another birthday libation*

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  21. Happy Birthday dear Deedles! I would get naked too, but 1, I'm not as svelte as the Mistress Borghese, and 2, I know how sticky this place can get.

    I LOVE the Kinsey Sicks...and the Jinkx clip was ASTOUNDING!

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  22. I understand things are really going to start swelling at the after party... party.

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    1. The Mistress already looks like "things" are swelling.

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    2. Could they get any more swelled???

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  23. Happy Birthday!!!! What a party. Like every birthday for a lady I celebrate, I have a lovely limerick.

    You once were a beautiful tease,
    who knew perfectly well how to please,
    But now that's all gone -
    all your moves are put on -
    and your tits now sag down to your knees.

    XO and one for Jesus,
    Miss R

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    1. *Sniff*! That's beautiful, Miss R! However, as long as I have my front butt as a shelf, my knees are safe. I will on occasion bend over so the girls can search the grounds for money :)

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    2. And with this crew, I bet your up to $20 at least.

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  24. Happy Birthday! Many more to come!Close your eyes, make a wish, and start blowing! The candles that is

    Now Mistress, a couple things. 1 how in hell did Debs get in the chandelier, 2, is this a record for Cali Boi spinning his whirly gig, and three, what in hell is in that cake that it take two houseboys to carry it in????

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    1. 1, well I didn't put her there
      2, I think someone put a Viagra in his Pink Squirrel and 3 for all you know, It just might be the newest houseboy.

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  25. Now you know, it isn't a party till cali boi or anne Marie try to take a houseboy and a foundation garment is hanging from a light fitting.

    Now I'm off for a penis pop.

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  26. HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!!! Watch out for that male guest who took viagara...he's got an erection that has lasted 12 hours!!! Already.

    And Mistress are those balloons or condoms flying around?

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  27. Happy Birthday, I hope you've had a great day.

    I am seriously disturbed by that dress Im wearing. I didn't know I still even owed it.

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  28. I love Birthdays....especially with cakes like that!!!!!! Jinkx killed that song....we'll all drink to that and Deedles.

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  29. Even I came out of hiding to say how much I love the comments from this fabulous, hilarious, adorable lady. Happy birthday Deedles! (Hugs)

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    1. Hi Handsome....I didn't think I may see you again till the wedding. Or did you want to go straight to the honeymoon night?

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    2. Oh you two, get a room already! Thanks for showing up, Steven! I'm glad you're still among the living. Couldn't resist the debauchery, huh? Hugs right back atcha, kiddo!

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  30. It's all fun and games till someone get poked real good in the eye by a houseboy or Cali Boi. Now off to the cake table...…..

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  31. Happy Birthday Deedles.

    *Inserts $20 dollar bill into the cleavage*

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    1. Tweety, if you found cleavage I must've been laying on my side! My girls, I mean old ladies, like to migrate towards my back. Sort of takes away the joy of growing them.

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  32. Thanks to all you lambchops who dropped by to wish Deedles a happy birthday today.

    She off to the bar now and passing out.... so be sure to make lots of noise tomorrow when she's nursing her hangover, and getting the loose change out of her cleavage.

    Continue partying bitches!

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  33. Hey . . . hey . . . who turned off all the goddamn lights and left me up here on the chandelier? I got friggin crystal shards in my ass now, no thanks to any of you! But may I just say . . . Happy birthday, dear Deedles. You are a gem among gems.

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    1. We see you finally came down Debs. Did you at least clean the light while you were up there?

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  34. Thanks again, everybody, hic! To paraphrase Sally Field "You like me! You really like me!" What's wrong with you people! Now can someone please toss Debra a blanket and pillow? She may be stuck there for the night.

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  35. What a bash! Leave it to the mistress to throw the best damn party in earth πŸŽ‰

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    1. Wait till you see the famous Fish Bowl Party Huntley!

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  36. Happy Birthday! Oh the cowboys in the chaps! I'll have to retain you to plan my next big party!

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  37. Oh, thank you for letting me know the importance of this (well yester) day! Duchess Deedles indieed! And thanks for including me in the party, and to Agnes Goldberg-DeWoof for the expert wrapping. Now can Caliboi please stop by to unwrap. He can use his whirly gig. As for Deedles, you are so right; my day always improves when she leaves a comments. How lucky we all are. Happy birthday to a gift to us all!

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    1. Your going to get me and her started blubbering. I dont know she's arisen yet......

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    1. Honey, I don't get hung, as they say! I'm an early riser no matter how late I stay up. Being a kept woman with a body still on Standard Time, I've been waking up at 6:30 instead of 5:30. That's a.m., sweetie. Besides, there are leftover penis pops to eat. I snuck them home in that big ol' suit I was wearing :)

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    2. Well, I also noticed a missing houseboy or two also???????

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    3. Well, sure! It's almost 4:00 p.m. and they're still in bed, the wimps! Too tuckered to clean!

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  39. How did I miss what seems to be the party of the year? A happy belated birthday to you Deedles.

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  40. What a FUNtastic and Fabulous party! The entertainment was amazing!

    Happy Belated Birthday, Duchess Deedles!!!

    Cheers and Best wishes for many more years of good food, good company, and good fun!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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