It's very rare on this blog that the Mistress sends out birthday greetings to just anyone. But this special lady, always makes my day when she leaves a comment. And when a day goes by that I don't hear from her, it's just a tad more humdrum of a day. Her comments are heart felt, some silly, some dirty, sometimes there's good advice, but they always make me smile or laugh. She doesn't even have a blog...her comments on everybody's blog are so entertaining alone, she doesn't need one!!! So here at the Casa du Borghese, the Mistress has arranged a surprise party for our very own Duchess Deedles of Sandwich!!!!!! And by the looks of things the party is under way darling.
Let's taka a look around and see what's going on.....
The cake is arriving, and so are the cakes.
and Mahogany Empress was nice enough to bring these lovely treats. Open wide hon!
Here sits Ravager, Dave and Miss Lady Fingers. They are pestering him to write a male erotica book. He looks thrilled.
Looks like Agnes Goldberg-DeWoofs has had a few, and is wrapping Mitchell up like a mummy!
And look at this pus!!! You damn well know Anne Marie isn't up to ANY good!!! I do believe party goer John from the village is eyeing her torpedoes. But we know she is waiting for naked Twister to begin. And another cock-a-tail.
And while dear Bob is awaiting another libation, here we see him demonstrating to Deedles what to do when the stripper gives her a lap dance in her face. I wonder if his hand is tired?
Eros loves his sweets...I believe he is trying to make off with that cake. Someone get him another drink huh. Maybe he'll even sing for us?
Here sits the Dogs Mother, glad to have a free moment from the Lab kids, but we know she is wondering how in the hell she got sucked into all this debauchery.
Hell, even Christina made the party, but she looks a tad stunned by the stripping houseboys.
Or was she shocked by the naked swinging dance Cali Boi is giving to Deedles! Someone catch Deedles.....I think she is getting dizzy...and Im not sure she's fond of whirly gigs.
Oh and look, what a shock. Sixpense is behind the bar, and naked by looks of it...but who cares, he's wearing a sexy smile. Bottoms up dear!
Even yours truly is decked out for the event...with a number for a dear Duchess Deedles!
And could someone get Debs down from the chandelier!!!! That crazy lesbyterian.
But alas....Poor Duchess Deedles...looks like between the cake, liquor, lap dances, balloon contest, put the ring on the houseboys, and ass spanks, all the birthday festivities have caught up, while Peguin and Steven talk about which houseboy had the most in deli meats. She may be drunk, but damnit, you know a professional drinker...she still has her chapeau on, and not even spilling a drop of the cock-a-tail!
And could someone get Deedles her bra back?
And now as a special treat we have in the Casa right from the Midwest, the drag sensations The Kinsey Sicks with a birthday ditty just for you!
And I have even deemed her not only a duchess, but a honorary drag queen Anita Sandwich. This one is for you dear....and we will drink to that!
🎈🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCHESS DEEDLES🎈🎈
After this party I'll need to fumigate real good.