LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
you naughty gurl!
Just so you know dear, there IS another position called vertical...try it at least once hon.
Have Body/Will Travel? Isn't that on your business card?
Wait...who's rimming who?
I wonder, would I even recognize you in a upright position???
That's right, keep it up!
Do you plan to do an audio book Mistress to go along with this? Good road trip listening.
"I like the green grass under my shoesWhat can I lose, I'm flat, that's thatI'm alone when I lower my lampThat's why the lady is a tramp"Jx
Your hair is soooo Patty Duke
Thank you dear. I just had it did.
It will be a scorching page-turner of a bestseller!
Stay tune....the next book will have my lesbian encounter.
Lisa Stanfield FTW!And this cover is everything. I love smutty novels!XoXo
Maybe we should start a book club? But then where would that lead?
That body will get you places you could only dream about.
If anyone they'd buy that line at the airports. I have yet get a free flight Bob.
How's your April look, say the second week?
I'm open here....and don't trim that beard.
Ha! So that's what you looked like before the big hair and bigger eyelashes! "And I was oh oh so bad" and now I'll be singing THAT song for the rest of the day. I I I...
Yes, I do love that song, and a lot of Lisa Stansfield.
Please. Even when your horizontal there is always one thing verticsl!
I don't remember you complaining much.
:-) Something to make me smile - and I needed that!
Im glad to out a smile on your face dear friend...what ever it takes.
Does the book come with and anti- bacterial wipes?
The book is funny...but the comments are making me roar!!!!!!
You get around.
You name the block, I bet I been there dear.
Only 75 cents... don't tell me you're in the bargain bin already
Well, I wanted everybody to be able to buy the book at rock hard prices. Opps, I meant rock bottom prices.
I wonder what spot this book will be on the NYT Best Seller list?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!