Wednesday, March 20, 2019

BOOK OF THE MONTH

I highly recommend my next installment of my autobiography.
Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why....

35 comments:

  1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHA-HA!!!!!!

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  2. Just so you know dear, there IS another position called vertical...try it at least once hon.

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  3. Have Body/Will Travel? Isn't that on your business card?

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  4. I wonder, would I even recognize you in a upright position???

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  5. Do you plan to do an audio book Mistress to go along with this? Good road trip listening.

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  6. "I like the green grass under my shoes
    What can I lose, I'm flat, that's that
    I'm alone when I lower my lamp
    That's why the lady is a tramp"


    Jx

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  7. It will be a scorching page-turner of a bestseller!

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    1. Stay tune....the next book will have my lesbian encounter.

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  8. Lisa Stanfield FTW!
    And this cover is everything. I love smutty novels!

    XoXo

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    1. Maybe we should start a book club? But then where would that lead?

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  9. That body will get you places you could only dream about.

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    1. If anyone they'd buy that line at the airports. I have yet get a free flight Bob.

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  10. How's your April look, say the second week?

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  11. Ha! So that's what you looked like before the big hair and bigger eyelashes! "And I was oh oh so bad" and now I'll be singing THAT song for the rest of the day. I I I...

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    1. Yes, I do love that song, and a lot of Lisa Stansfield.

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  12. Please. Even when your horizontal there is always one thing verticsl!

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  13. :-) Something to make me smile - and I needed that!

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    1. Im glad to out a smile on your face dear friend...what ever it takes.

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  14. Does the book come with and anti- bacterial wipes?

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  15. The book is funny...but the comments are making me roar!!!!!!

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  16. Only 75 cents... don't tell me you're in the bargain bin already

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    1. Well, I wanted everybody to be able to buy the book at rock hard prices. Opps, I meant rock bottom prices.

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  17. I wonder what spot this book will be on the NYT Best Seller list?

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