COFFEE TALK

I'll be out of town today for a birthday dinner for my dear Mother, who's bound to only get feistier. But I have a guest here today in my absence to be with you and watch the Casa since Miss Mooorecock appears to not be back yet. Tootles!

Welcome to Coffee Tawlk I’m your host Linda Richman.

On this show we tawlk about cawffee, dawters, dawgs, you know no big whoop just Coffee Talk. You’ll never guess who's at the Casa right now. I’ll give you a hint. I’m mad about them.I love to be waited on. That’s right it’s Houseboys. Come here bubala let me touch that thing. It’s like buttah.

Linda Richman: So P.S Long story short, this Houseboy #3 and my dawter  went to the theatrical summer camp in the Catskills together. And this one practically moved in.

Houseboy 3: They became my family my mishputkha. I never met a family so colorful.

Linda Richman: That’s a nice way for saying Jewish. Come on I kid. Why? Because I love. My houseboy  here, I wish you could see him here... by the looks of things  a quarter Jewish.

Houseboy #3: I’m Methodist and Jewish. I’m a 

Both: Mushu!

Linda Richman: Now wait a minute here, what's going on here. Should that thing be doing that?

Houseboy #3 Well Linda it does have a mind of it's own.

Linda Richman:  It's beyond me why the Mistress doesn't have you boys spade or neutered, or what ever they do to fix that thing. Slat peta maybe?

Houseboy #3 You need to get out more Linda. The things the Borghese House Boys can do with these things.....Like this....

Linda Richman: Don’t get me started, that  terrifyed me. I felt like fulnkn gestapha heliorahn helroshing hullishing en shmaza en my cappie. You know what I’m saying.

Houseboy #3: I’m only a quarter Jewish so I only know a quarter of what you said.

Linda Richman: Oye I’m dying. There it goes again. I’ve never known why anyone would enjoy that thing, reminds me of too many bris. It's beyond me why the Mistress doesn't use them for extra coat hooks, or rolling out knishes. you know what Im saying?

Houseboy #3: Linda, are you getting verklempt again.

Linda Richman: Talk amongst yourselves.  I'll give you a topic. Donald Trump is neither a human, or trumped anything. He, this mishegas, is either plant, mineral or vegatable. Discuss. Okay.... that’s all the time we have this week. My guest has been Houseboy #3. Again, I’m mad about you. 

Houseboys #3: And I’m mad about you, as you can see.

Linda Richman: You look great in beige, or is that flesh?. How one person can look that good in that vercockhta color. I will never know. There you have it. Goodday.