Wednesday, March 27, 2019

JUST MY LUCK

I guess I can try the diet. 
Hell we all know I enjoy a ice cold cock just for the taste of it.
But upon further thought, with swim suit season coming,
 maybe I just stick to fruit salads.
I could use the extra vitamins.
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36 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly3/27/2019

    IS THAT OUR MADDIE IN THE FRUIT BOWL????? inquiring minds wanna know...

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    1. The Lad3/27/2019

      maddie has a way bigger head then that.

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    2. Jon3/27/2019

      "Taste The Feeling"?

      Jx

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    3. Cali-Boi3/27/2019

      With the Mistress, "It's have a cock and a smile"

      Im guessing......or am I?

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    4. anne marie in philly3/28/2019

      @the lad - never have been acquainted with THAT part of the mistress (and never will). I'm not her type. tee hee!

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  2. Debra She Who Seeks3/27/2019

    THIS is why spelling is important, people!

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  3. Jon3/27/2019

    "You Can't Beat the Real Thing
."

    Indeed.

    Jx

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    1. ursula of opera3/27/2019

      Here in New Zealand, "You Can't Beat the Feeling"

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  4. Deedles3/27/2019

    Hmm, diet cock, fruits and a handful of nuts. Sounds healthy to me!

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    1. Your Aunt Acid3/27/2019

      Just another night at the Borghese Estate sounds to me.

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  5. Norma Lee Drunk3/27/2019

    Well at least there is Diet cock.

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  6. The Lad3/27/2019

    And we have first hand knowledge you enjoy cock, just for the taste of it.

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    1. Mistress Maddie3/27/2019

      I've not heard of any complaints 👉👉👉

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  7. Nina West3/27/2019

    I'm more of a Dr. Pecker person myself.

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    1. Deedles3/27/2019

      Me too! I'm a pecker, he's a pecker, she's a pecker, we're a pecker. Wouldn't you like to be a pecker too?
      Oh, wait......

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    2. Pearly Gates3/27/2019

      I'm loving all the frivolity tonight!!!!!

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  8. Jacoby McGinty3/27/2019

    Those bananas must be jealous.

    I need to see for myself that is indeed a diet cock.

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  9. savannah3/27/2019

    I need my glasses because I thought that said Diet Coke! I'm cool with diet cock, that's for sure, sweetpea! ;~) xo

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    1. Mistress Maddie3/27/2019

      I decided to stick with the fruit salad dear.

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  10. Bob3/27/2019

    If it weren't so funny,it would be incredibly sad that a person can't spell coke.

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  11. Kirk3/27/2019

    I wonder if that person spells Pepsi...PeePees

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    1. Deedles3/27/2019

      Don't be silly, Kirk. That would be Poopsi!

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  12. Pearly Gates3/27/2019

    The restaurant must be run by lesbians.

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  13. Samantha3/27/2019

    Bwahahahahahaha!

    Ill take pepsi instead, thanks...

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  14. Asriel 3/27/2019

    As a ex waiter, asian people have asked me for cock or diet cock more than once. Must feel like you Mistress.

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  15. Anonymous3/27/2019

    Marie A. said, "Let them eat cock!"

    Denis

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    1. Mistress Maddie3/27/2019

      Welcome Denis...She ought to be stuffed by now.

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  16. Mistress Maddie #1 Fan3/27/2019

    How many times have we told you to keep your junk out of the fruit bowl? It was bad enough you stuffed hot dog rolls with your cock at the summers picnic passing them off......

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  17. HuntleyBiGuy3/28/2019

    *Does a face plant into the fruit bowl, emerges with huge grin*

    Sorry Sixpence, you’re out of town, got to entertain myself somehow. 😉

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  18. Moving with Mitchell3/28/2019

    And yet another Oh Dear God. Reading is fundamental.

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  19. Travel3/28/2019

    The pause that refreshes,

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  20. JP3/28/2019

    I can see why the size of a Coca Cola Zero May be unappealing to you.
    JP

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  21. whkattk3/28/2019

    I'd prefer Diet Pepsi, anyway. But, I must say that fruit salad looks mighty good.

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  22. John Hellham3/28/2019

    Oh boy oh boy. I am dying for that diet cock......

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  23. Miss Lady Finger3/28/2019

    I hear rumors of you resembling a banana and two clementine's????

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  24. Robzilla3/30/2019

    I guessing the size queens aren't having any of the Cock Zero there.

    And OMG whose banana is that?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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