Wednesday, March 27, 2019

JUST MY LUCK

I guess I can try the diet. 
Hell we all know I enjoy a ice cold cock just for the taste of it.
But upon further thought, with swim suit season coming,
 maybe I just stick to fruit salads.
I could use the extra vitamins.

36 comments:

  1. IS THAT OUR MADDIE IN THE FRUIT BOWL????? inquiring minds wanna know...

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    1. maddie has a way bigger head then that.

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    2. With the Mistress, "It's have a cock and a smile"

      Im guessing......or am I?

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    3. @the lad - never have been acquainted with THAT part of the mistress (and never will). I'm not her type. tee hee!

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  2. THIS is why spelling is important, people!

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  3. "You Can't Beat the Real Thing
."

    Indeed.

    Jx

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    1. Here in New Zealand, "You Can't Beat the Feeling"

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  4. Hmm, diet cock, fruits and a handful of nuts. Sounds healthy to me!

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    1. Just another night at the Borghese Estate sounds to me.

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  5. And we have first hand knowledge you enjoy cock, just for the taste of it.

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  6. I'm more of a Dr. Pecker person myself.

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    1. Me too! I'm a pecker, he's a pecker, she's a pecker, we're a pecker. Wouldn't you like to be a pecker too?
      Oh, wait......

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    2. I'm loving all the frivolity tonight!!!!!

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  7. Those bananas must be jealous.

    I need to see for myself that is indeed a diet cock.

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  8. I need my glasses because I thought that said Diet Coke! I'm cool with diet cock, that's for sure, sweetpea! ;~) xo

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  9. If it weren't so funny,it would be incredibly sad that a person can't spell coke.

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  10. I wonder if that person spells Pepsi...PeePees

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    1. Don't be silly, Kirk. That would be Poopsi!

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  11. The restaurant must be run by lesbians.

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  12. Bwahahahahahaha!

    Ill take pepsi instead, thanks...

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  13. As a ex waiter, asian people have asked me for cock or diet cock more than once. Must feel like you Mistress.

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  14. Marie A. said, "Let them eat cock!"

    Denis

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    1. Welcome Denis...She ought to be stuffed by now.

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  15. How many times have we told you to keep your junk out of the fruit bowl? It was bad enough you stuffed hot dog rolls with your cock at the summers picnic passing them off......

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  16. *Does a face plant into the fruit bowl, emerges with huge grin*

    Sorry Sixpence, you’re out of town, got to entertain myself somehow. 😉

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  17. And yet another Oh Dear God. Reading is fundamental.

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  18. I can see why the size of a Coca Cola Zero May be unappealing to you.
    JP

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  19. I'd prefer Diet Pepsi, anyway. But, I must say that fruit salad looks mighty good.

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  20. Oh boy oh boy. I am dying for that diet cock......

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  21. I hear rumors of you resembling a banana and two clementine's????

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  22. I guessing the size queens aren't having any of the Cock Zero there.

    And OMG whose banana is that?

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