The Mistress has thrown open the doors of the Casa du Borghese for Super Bowl Sunday in hopes her crush Nick Foles and the Philadelphia Eagles will bring home the win. I'm not a football fan by a long shot, hell, I'll be lucky if I know who the hell is scoring...but men in tight pants!!!!!! In honor of the day and big game the Mistress invites one and all for my Green Party!!!
The ballroom is open for dancing.
Game viewing in the Green Room
Things to eat and suck on......
Gin cucumber martinis to guzzle down....
And a punch bowl to swim in.
As always the houseboys are ready,up, festive, and rearing to go.......
We even have the hot tub glowing green.
At least we think that's it's glowing green or is that something else entirely?
And for those of you who need transport up the drive, never fear, the Mistress has thought of everything!!!
Let the festivities begin!!!
Grab a cozy corner or dance your ass off, grab a cock-a-tail and houseboy....before Anne Marie finishes those and let's all singing a rousing song to the Philadelphia Eagles!
And now bitches... How ya'll feelin' tonight?
Ya'll feelin' good? Well you know... I'm feelin' mighty good tonight... take it away... Ms Pepper Mashay!!!!!
Ya'll feelin' good? Well you know... I'm feelin' mighty good tonight... take it away... Ms Pepper Mashay!!!!!
I have long said your houseboys carry a great tune!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll be in the hot tube before it gets crowd....I'll brave it.
They don't call you Deep Water Pearl for nothing honey.
DeleteVery festive Mistress!!!! I have never spent a party with a bunch of tightends.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. It's usually more a night with, alas... loose ends.
DeleteI love this, and is it me or am I the only person thinking Poison Ivy could live in this place?
ReplyDeleteI do have a touch of Poison in me, as you know.
DeleteWhat a fantastic party! Fabulous decor, delightful treats, and scintillating drinks.
ReplyDeleteGo Eagles!
Here's to wishing your wide receiver scores repeatedly and gets a lot of great action in the end zone!
If we should lose I plan on offering my services to stroking the crushing blow to their egos......
DeleteNow, may I fix you another stiffener dear?
That's why I love you Mistress, always at the ready to do some charity work.
Deletehope those gin tanks are full; I see you even tinted the gin in the pool green.
ReplyDeletenow to grab me a tight end (or two)...
grab me a tight end (or two)???This isn't the day to be dainty dear.
Deletehey, I ain't greedy...someone else might want a tight end, like deedles or bob or MM#1F.
DeleteTight ends? Tight ends! I thought there was a sports ball game going on!
Deletethe mistress' casa is ALWAYS fulla balls, in the air and on the ground!
DeleteHope you make it to the end zone with him.
ReplyDeleteIs that the same as a hole in one Kirk?
DeleteI know those Gin cucumber martinis will be going down quite smooth!!! I have one now with one of those tight ends. The chairs I meant, Id rather have a cheerleader.
ReplyDeleteGO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!! I'm from DC, so close enough...and beside the greedy Patriots have had more then enough time in the limelight damn it.
Now this is my kind of football party....I can do some soft shoe, watch some football, and have a martini. The casa looks great Mistress, nice to see the houseboys delivered.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going for a dip now!
Hey, bartender! Who does a Bitch have to do to get a drink around this joint?
ReplyDeletepick any one of the houseboyz...
DeleteI was worried I may be the last as always to show up for these events...so I brought along some Boone's Farm. I hope I'm not late.
ReplyDelete... The guilt is eating me alive...
I love Boone's Farm! Kool-Aid with a kick! If something is eating you alive, just relax and enjoy it.
DeleteOr just jump in the radioactive pool of gin.
Delete@deedles - OMFB, I just spit my pineapple gimlet!
Delete@ Anne Marie-I hate to tell you Anne Marie, but that's not a sippy cup your sipping from.
DeleteI don't care, it tastes good!
DeleteBut what a sweet and modest spread.
ReplyDeleteBut nice to see things to suck on. I love hard candy.
the houseboyz are nice & hard too...
Deletesweet and modest spread.....you obliviously aren't talking about the mistress.
DeleteMaddie, darlin', you still with us? You know, if you add a few shamrocks and leper..leprac...Irish fairy folk, you have your décor for next month's festivities. Green water in the pool just reminds me of algae.
ReplyDeleteleprechauns, dear. and that's not water in the pool, but gallons and gallons of bluecoat (philly made) gin tinted green!
DeleteOkay, Carebear, drunk algae then! I yoosta cud spel that word. It just never looks right to me.
DeleteYes Deedles....I needed another beverage dear...the stress of it all you see. If a knew you were into leprechauns, I could look into hosting a midgets party some night for you.
Delete@MM, Nah darlin' I'm good. Not into mythical fairy folk, I just like the cereal. All that green just thru me into St. Patrick's Day. That is next month, isn't it?
DeleteLooks like the next party is already in the planning.... We should be dried out by then.
DeleteIs that the Mistress on the bar dancing already?
ReplyDeleteWith my age and small tinted glasses, I see little. But I can still smell and hear fine.
yeah, she's shaking her fans and feathers!
DeleteI don't think those were feathers tickling your forehead dear......
Deleterut row, loose balls!
DeleteI vote for the green cocktails !
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Casa Spo. I only wish my guest were better behaved for a gentleman such as yourself. May I get you another stiffener? Some nuts possibly?
Deletemy dear friend spo DOES like nuts...
Deletei think I'll just sit in a darkened corner here, watching everyone fornicate, debach, get drunk, and get sloppy.... with only the orange glowing tip of my cigarette as a reminder that i am here. Judging.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, how noir!
Delete@anitia - bitch! ;-)
DeleteI love watching Ms.Moorecock as she takes a deep puff from her cigarette holder and blows smoke, and speaks French......
Delete@cali-boy: that's not the only thing she blows...
Delete@ AM AND Cali Boi-Well Ms Moorecock was a previous balloon blower. I spotted talent and scooped her up.
DeleteOpps, I may be over dressed. I saw Green Party and thought maybe the Mistress was running for President for the Green party. But since I'm here.....who are we rooting for?
ReplyDeleteFrom the looks of things, Mateo, everybody's just rooting!
Delete@MATEO....for Nick FOLES DAMN IT! The one with the bulge!
DeleteI come only to find Cali Boi's pearls still looking for cleavage. Where is he anyhow????
ReplyDeleteFLY EAGLES FLY!!!!!!!!!!
*heads over to buffet to get a hard sucker*
I slipped in through the back door.
Deleteoooooooooooooh, you naughty boy! ;-)
DeleteIf the Eagles win, you better start getting the jaw relaxed for Big Dick Nick!!!!
ReplyDelete*heads back to green room with stress balls*
Those aren't stress balls I hate to tell you.
Deletethey ARE a bit on the hairy side, aren't they?
DeleteI see I was almost late of the party! But I heard the noise all the way down the street.
ReplyDeleteI also don't recall giving anyone anyone a pearl necklace... yet.
GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!
well, WHAT are you waiting for?
Deleteonly if there fresh water pearls......
DeleteHey! Drop your draws and call the law! Is anybody watching the game up here in this bitch!? Oh, dear, one forbidden glass of sangria with Mexican food, and I start channeling my dead, drunken grandmother!
ReplyDeleteWait...there's a game on? Sangria and Mexican food? Does this mean we will be getting live entertainment with some gust of wind to the winners game song?
DeleteXO And one for Jesus
Miss R
Who you telling Deedles...all this talking!!!!!!
DeleteDeedles will you be entertaining us? If yes, I go grab my bottle of Windsong.
No, you two, I will not be entertaining anyone. I am a LADY! Don't make me pull out my naked husband with his itchy bits and fan! By the way, Maddie, I love Windsong.
DeleteI'm feeling faint........
DeleteWhat a party!!!! But as a Patriots fan... I'll take my Cape Cod and go out and drink on the terrace. Or fool around with Agnes Goldberg DeWoof's limo driver.
ReplyDeleteIf the limo is a rocking don't come a knockin'
DeleteAgnes won't be happy if you two soiled her limo seats I can tell you.
Deletesince were finally at halftime, I'm sneaking out for a fag and pee. Those martinis Mistress.....burp......and maybe a houseboy.
ReplyDeleteMe thinks we should have asked Ming who would win the game...where is she???
ReplyDeleteYou bitches wore her OUT on Saturday. Last I saw, she was kanoodling with the houseboys showing them her ancient Chinese secret.
DeleteI'm fashionably late too. It's Ruby sick with the flu and bed ridden. I'm up and down those stairs like a damn yo-yo. Who does she think she is? Joan Crawford?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who has my nails bit down to the cuticles??? I think I need another drink........
ReplyDeletecan we get you Nail Biter with a slice of lemon to suck on?
Deletesomeone, ANYONE better have the fainting chaise and smelling salts ready for the mistress if the eagles lose.........
ReplyDeleteI must have fallen out over here...what's going on, where am I? Whose on first?
ReplyDeleteWake the hell up Magpie!!!!!! Big Dick Nick and the team did it!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteGo Eagles!!! SUPERBOWL CHAMPS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm ululating with joy! Congrats Philly!!!!!!
Can't you just screech like normal people?
DeleteParty continues in the pool....LETS ALL GO DOWN TO THE POOL...ARE YOU READY TO GO DOWN TO THE POOL? LET'S GET SOAKING WET!!!!!
DeleteI would, if I were normal ;)
DeleteI'm just gonna cannonball my way into the pool! And ululate, because it's fun when Xena Warrior Princess does it!
Deleteoh I love a good cannon ball! Just watch Cali Boi and Anne Marie, god knows WHAT their doing under the water!
DeleteFUCKING A! E-A-G-L-E-S ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS! round here, the fireworks are going off and people are screaming. bobdamn, it feels good to be a winner!
ReplyDeleteCan you even imagine downtown tootes!!!!!!!!!
Deletefucking crazytown; you gotta believe!
DeleteI am literally soaking wet.
DeleteCarebear, back in the day, I went to high school with a former Eagle. His name is Wally Henry. He was a year ahead of me. I don't know if he was any good. My sister went to school with Marcus Allen. I should've paid attention. Anyway, try not to blow a gasket!
DeleteYES BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! The same here!!!! People screaming, horns honking and fireworks galore. Just in time too.... I am getting buzzed!!!!! PHILADELPHIA PROUD!!!!!!!!! bIG Dick Nick did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe was named MVP. What is that, most valuable penis? So not into sports but this party is a blast!
DeleteMVP....Mistress's Valuable Penis! I told you Nick is the man!!!!!
DeleteMeanwhile Anne Marie is blowing bubbles in the pool...I think she hyper ventilated. She's currently get mouth tot mouth.
Oh, good, grief, Maddie! Carebears should not me allowed in pools, even those filled with green gin! Their fur gets heavy when wet, so they sink! Of course, with Anne Marie, it may just be a ploy to get a little mouth to mouth. Better safe than sorry.
DeleteWell, there sure are enough floatation devices for her to grab on too.
Delete@DEEDLES - MOST VALUABLE PENIS; DAMN, GURL! THAT OPENED MY EYES WIDE! IT'S CURRENTLY 6:20A AND I'MMA STILL SLEEPY.
Delete@maddie: gurl, the houseboyz and their flotation devices were a real lifesaver. did we REALLY drain the pool?
DeleteIs this a good time to break out my ukulele for a small ditty? I'm sure I can play fly eagle fly on it.
ReplyDelete*places out tip cup*
DeleteCoco, with your ukulele and eroswings' ululating, you guys could bring in the big bucks. Or, most likely, the cops.
DeleteHell, we can't tell the difference between them or the foxes screaming...which is which?
DeleteBoy....what a perfect song for the win!!!! and this party! I feel I should leave before I'm raped or pillaged.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Philadelphia!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE????
DeleteI'm here to tell y'all the streetS of Philly ARE OFF THE HOOK!!! Within minutes there were thousands in the street and I reek of spilled beer and other libations..ti's crazy. It's like a Casa party...oh wait..... THE EAGLES FLEW BABY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow nice!!!! Live reporting from our satellite reporter!!!!
DeleteI can only imagine the scene Mahogany!!!!!! I'm wet myself!
Holy shit!!!!! PHIALADELPHIA DID IT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm late for the party....is everybody lit yet?
Dear were pass lit.....
DeleteAnyone else want to be in the Eagles locker room about right now??????????
ReplyDeleteYASSSSSSSS!
DeleteI'm going to have to kick you bitches out soon....or open the east wing for a slumber party....and start accessing the damsge around this place.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to help you out of the tight jeans and unzip you! Can I tuck you under me...I mean in?
DeleteI just woke up, who won.... and what happened in the ballroom, did someone break the punch bowl? Wait the Eagle won?!?!?! Relax your jaw Mistress.
ReplyDeleteOh nice. how does one get a refresher around this dump.
the gin tanks and pool are empty; sorry norma.
DeleteCONGRATULATIONS TO THE CITZENS OF PHILADELPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat an entertaining game it was.
we DO put on a good show. and the pearl necklace maddie was wearing was lovely.
DeleteYes, but the necklace shouldn't have been around me forehead.
DeleteI just arrived and realized the party must be over.
ReplyDelete*grab vodka bottle and houseboy and sneaks back out*
Congrats on the win. Sorry I missed the party. Any leftovers? I have some particular goodies in mind.
ReplyDeletethere are some houseboys lying about...
DeleteNow that's fantasy football.
DeleteHOW are you ever going to "top" this party, mistress? are we "bottomed out" this morning? it's monday and it's a work day. when are the gin trucks arriving to refill the tanks and pool?
ReplyDeleteSo glad they won!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow for the next sports bet. Any time the Mistress arises from the dead???? I got twenty on 1pm.
I missed the party, but a good time was had by all. I hope the survivors are not too green this morning.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! I actually watched. The whole game!! Must be the testosterone cream. VERY happy for Foles - after the serial trades...he showed 'em what he's worth.
ReplyDeleteAll of Philly is probably either still drinking - or really hung over.....
PLEASE tell me you had more than bowls of things to suck on. LOL. Hugs!
Had I known about the green party I'd worn my green pasties for the event.
ReplyDeleteWHAT A MESS!
ReplyDeletedo we know how to par-tay or WHAT!
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