One never knows when or where one will get a surprise. Imagine my surprise when I got home from dinner last night to find a box at my door. Figures, a package is delivered and I'm not here!!!! Once in, a opened the box to find out it was from our very own Anne Marie. For those of you who don't know Anne Marie, she is a fellow blogger who I have met several times, she is crazy nuts, pours libations down my throat against my will, and get me into trouble at every turn, but aside from that, is one sweet, kind and entertaining person....and a incredible and talented knitter. Upon opening the box I see if is from Anne Marie.
At first thought, I was thinking isn't she wonderful sending me a long doily for my dresser. But then I thought is was a lovely cover to place over a light to create mood lighting.
Nope. My next thought was how did she know I could use a head wrap when driving in the car with the roof down?
One of the house boys then told me it was a sarong for summer out at the pool.
Then Ms.Moorecock said your all nuts. It's a fashionable scarf you idoits.
She was right!!!! It is indeed a handmade scarf... made with love from Anne Marie! She remembered I love scarves, and this can be worn at least three out of four seasons worth of wear and look great with a coat or sweater, or in warmer temps like this, with just a tee. A huge THANK- YOU tootes for such a thoughtful gift and for taking the time to create this. It will be much enjoyed!!! She certainly is wicked with those needles.
Love the colors!!!! But don't wear it as a sarong. You'll never be able to keep your junk under it without it popping out.
ReplyDeletethere's no controling that low hanging fruit.
DeleteIT'S OUTTA CONTROL! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
DeleteNice looking scarf, on a nice looking chap.
ReplyDeleteyou said it, honey!
DeleteNice scarf! Now I gotta see AM's reaction when she sees you wore it as a sarong.
ReplyDeletehey, it's up to the wearer to make it his signature statement...
DeleteSuch vibrant colors! Lovely and wonderful and thoughtful gift!
ReplyDeletethe colorway is called "modern love".
DeleteYour humor always cracks me up Mistress! I envy Anne Marie's talent. I have always tried to knit, but have never been able to pick up on the skill. What a thought gift.
ReplyDeleteit takes practice practice practice; I've been at it for 17 years now.
Deleteall i can say is thank good she didn't make a cock warmer. that would be a riot watching her take measurements.
ReplyDeletemy 3 foot tape measure surely is NOT long enough!
DeleteIt's a swelegant scarf, beautiful colors and excellent work. Please pass along my compliments to Anne Marie and let her know I have the long, slender neck of a young Audrey Hepburn and would be an excellent model for her creations.
ReplyDeleteooooh! do you live near philly?
DeletePeenee lives in San Francisco tootes.
Deletewell fuck me sideways. :(
Deleteto where you and your scarves and your odd sexual positions would all be welcome.
DeleteSFO IS a lovely city!
DeleteIt's beautiful! And oh my, it's kind of "been around," hasn't it!
ReplyDeletejust like mistress maddie!
DeleteBWRHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The sarong! Beautiful...should be a hit at the pool! Nice work Anne!
ReplyDeleteno, he can't get the sarong wet; the fibers are wool and silk!
DeleteBeautiful scarf, nice bulge. I can't imagine you two meeting. So jealous Anne Marie has met you. Wonder what she thought of you?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI think he's FABULOUS! a wicked sense of humor, a good storyteller, likes to eat/drink well, a wonderful baker, a good friend.
DeleteShe has got some talents alright. I too love the colors and you wear it well. Except with that, huh, mound, you may want a larger one.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you should see my OTHER talents...
DeleteVery purty AND versatile!!!
ReplyDeletejust like our mistress!
Delete:-)
ReplyDeletetook two months to knit that!
DeleteGorgeous, and the scarf ain't bad either! As far as sarongs go, it definitely isn't one size fits all! Carebear is a kind hearted, foul mouthed, huggable wonder.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH! thank you, duchess diva deedles!
DeleteI would bet that would also make a lovely turban! There back in vogue you know.
ReplyDeleteWhat talent she has in them there fingers.
you should see what else these fingers can do...
DeleteKnowing what lies breath... I don't recommend it as a sarong. Why don't you take it off and show us to make sure????
ReplyDeleteI love it with the jeans and tee. will brighten any day for sure.
I KNEW maddie would wear it well!
DeleteThat's wonderful knitting! Love the colors too. Looks great with or without a shirt. :)
ReplyDeleteI try, josh, I try.
DeleteWhat a gorgeous colorful scarf! But what's hanging out the bottom? What a sweet person.
ReplyDeleteWas there gin in there also?
nope, no gin through the mail.
DeleteIt's a beauty! And I love every one of your use options although as a sarong you may find coverage challenges.
ReplyDeletethank you, mitchell; your mom would be proud of my handwork.
DeleteBeautiful.....i want one. I love wearing scarves to.
ReplyDeletePM me at girl9654@yahoo.com and let's talk.
DeleteWow...how thoughtful!!! Is this a pay back for all the gin she drinks while your awhile?
ReplyDeleteWe also may need another picture of the last one but naked.....yo see which looks best.
nope, no paybacks. I just felt like making maddie a special piece.
DeleteI'm bad....i read this as giving me a special piece. Where are my opera glasses?
Deletewhat I'mma selling you ain't buying, dear.
DeleteThat Anne Marie is a treasure she is. Love her. Love you too!
ReplyDeleteS-M-O-O-C-H!
DeleteI kind of like it as a sarong.... :-)
ReplyDeletethat was one of my thoughts whilst I was knitting it...
DeleteIt has been years since I knitted. I use to knit all the time. What beautiful work and I thoughtful gift....looks great on you too.
ReplyDeleteI do it to lower my blood pressure and beat back arthritis.
DeleteWow nice, the lady has talent! I am a little shocked that she seems to have become shy or went silent! Hopefully next she will knit you a sarong and secretly knit in a special wardrobe malfunction where it falls off every time someone snaps a picture! :)
ReplyDeleteI do like the way you think, Stim!
DeleteME? SHY? SILENT? NEVER!
DeleteDon't you two be egging Steven on!!!!
DeleteMaddie, if I hear a good idea, I'm gonna egg it on!
Delete"she is crazy nuts, pours libations down my throat against my will, and get me into trouble at every turn" - DON'T.YOU.BELIEVE.IT!
ReplyDelete"but aside from that, is one sweet, kind and entertaining person....and a incredible and talented knitter." - FUCK YEAH! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Wow! That sarong becomes you.
ReplyDeletemaddie is a fashion plate!
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