I'll be calling Governor Christie for spare outfits.
Yesterday and today, I had a huge breakfast with bacon, home fries, and homemade biscuits with pork sausage gravy. Along with expresso and orange juice.
I believe these two jays out the window were even heard calling ....MOOOOOOOO!
Mistress...that's called good eatin where I from. *licks lips*
ReplyDeleteOMG . . . those biscuits . . . that gravy . . . what, no mimosas?
ReplyDeletein the words of hattie mcdaniels as Mamie- "eating like a field hand and gobbling like a hog."
ReplyDeleteYou have always ate a lot of food and stay thin. I can't stand twig bitches like you.
ReplyDeleteI say that with love. Of course.
Oh my God, I'd kill to have a breakfast like that one morning. I'll make up for it today. Overloaded potato skins and boneless buffalo wings.
ReplyDeleteI read the title and was expecting something a little more prurient! I do need to crawl out of this gutter sometime in the near future.
ReplyDeletearound here, that is one thing to never go down.
DeleteThe only thing to grow out on you isn't your stomach, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteor you can borrow some of my "big girl" clothes...
ReplyDeleteI bet my clothes are tents compared to yours. I look at food and it goes to my ass.
Deleteoh gurl, the three of us (you, me, maddie) could pretend it's raining men...
DeleteI eat like this every morning...that why my ass is the size of a Mac truck!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you have a scratch and sniff feature on here damn it.
Tasty! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat looks DELISHCIOUS!!!!! Biscuits and gravy....now your talking my language gurl!
ReplyDeleteMistress, weekend are for doing precisely that....eating and enjoying. I haven't had biscuits and gravy in ages. I should make it one morning without the pork as William doesn't eat it. I am also adoring your little coffee pot and demitasse. Nice spot to bird watch........
ReplyDeleteWell.... a lady does need to keep her strength up.
ReplyDeleteI think the Lad agrees with you...he like when the "strength" up.
DeleteI go "uf" at just the thought of it... But I'm sure it looks good on you.
ReplyDeleteBut I have the eating of the Super Bowl to get through yet.......
DeleteDelicious! That's the perfect brunch meal on a weekend! It's the Superbowl. You're allowed to indulge today and cheer for your team.
ReplyDeleteThe next time those birds get out of line, show them the frying pan, where poultry gets fried up crisp and delicious. They'll get the message....
I wonder what they already think when they see we cracking eggs to fry.
Delete"Sausage gravy" - is that what we're calling it now?!?
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