It has been some time since we have seen Ming around here. She has been off on world travels... to gain more knowledge and insight and is only recently returned for two days. For those of you who don't know, Ming Crystal, is my official Casa du Borghese Astrologer and Fore-seer and quite the fashionable Orient statement. She was always one to keep things understated.
You know what to .....ask Ming what's pressing you, or ask that question for which you need a answer....Ming is on stand by......
Is she merciless?
ReplyDeleteHa! I see what you did there. Thanks for the chuckle, Kirk.
DeleteBeauty is merciless. You do not look at it, it looks at you and does not forgive.
DeleteWell your right...we haven't seen Ming in ages!
ReplyDeleteMing, my job lately is getting more pressured fro ideas and creativity and I find others are running with my work. I hate to get nasty and give in, but should I give in and get nasty like them and call it out?
Ming says take a stand. It's a dog eat dog world.....and you smell of milk bone.
DeleteWhat could I possibly ask of her? Her style alone says everything. FIERCE!
ReplyDeleteMing sees you one who recognize good taste.
DeleteAfter so many relationships Ming, do you think I'll ever settle down and make someone happy, or should I continue my giving it away?
ReplyDeleteMing sees you have unusual equipment for much success, use it.
DeleteI'm painfully shy but when I do go out I have fun. But I'm not very social, should I try to get out more or not?
ReplyDeleteYes... life has much to offer. Get out more so swat team doesnt think there is a hostage situation.
DeleteHow do fortune-tellers appear to be so accurate to so many people Ming?
ReplyDeleteDownload error. Your fortune is temporarily unavailable. Please try again.
DeleteWhat's the best advice you can give me today?
ReplyDeleteDo not kiss a elephant on the lips today.
DeleteI hate winter time Ming. Any helpful hints to get me through it faster? The Mistress is lucky to have you around for consulting.
ReplyDeleteMing saya stay away from eating yellow snow.
DeleteIm am wondering why I didn't win the Mega Millions yet?
ReplyDeleteYou have picked the wrong balls to play with.
DeleteWill I ever be too rich or too thin?
ReplyDeleteMings best advice is to not sit in freezer. You will get frozen assets, but will indeed stay thin.
DeleteWhat has Trumps biggest mistake been so far?
ReplyDeleteBiggest mistake was at birth.
DeleteSometimes Ming I think I picked the wrong job, Should a consider a change???
ReplyDeleteMing says take change. Have you considered a career as gangsta rapper?
DeleteYOUR STUNNING!
ReplyDeleteFlattery will get you far tonight.
DeleteI was going to go out tonight, but I'm tired and it's cold. Will it even be worth it?
ReplyDeleteA tug and a rub will change you day.
DeleteWhat's your best advice Ming?
ReplyDeleteMing best advice is never take sleeping pill the same night as a laxative.
DeleteAs me being older, I remincent a lot of the days in the past. I try to embrace these modern times. Should a just get with the times?
ReplyDeleteMing never recommend living in past or you'll be history
DeleteWill I ever meet the man of my dreams?
ReplyDeleteNot clear, but in meantime, masturbate....it come in handy.
Deletejust how man more house boys is this bitch hiring?
ReplyDeleteMistress needs many hands to prepare the sausage.
DeleteMagnificent Min, You are absolutely stunning! Your form is spectacular. And you are radiant! It must be a joy to handle and polish your jewels.
ReplyDeleteLast time jewels were handled and polish was by my male concubine in tunnel of love. He was digging it.
DeleteAre there really unicorns?
ReplyDeleteYes...but Ming not recommend playing leap frog with one.
DeleteI find you absolutely gorgeous, am I turning straight?
ReplyDeleteNo dear one, yoir gay.....just blinded by my beauty you are.
DeleteWow!!! What a gorgeous photo!!
ReplyDeleteYou immediately reminded me of Turandot....but she was ruthless. I have a strong feeling that you're only ruthless in bed. In a good way, of course.
DeleteSome call me cold...but it's not ice....it's the diamonds.
DeleteMy boyfriend is always complaining about me being nude around the house. Do you think there is a problem with that?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with nude and letting snake stretch.....ming not recommend being around frying bacon.
DeleteMing...I finally have a day to myself, but not sure what I should do tomorrow, but know I didn't want to sit around. Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is today...as today will be tomorrow. Ming only advice is to not pick up any wooden nickels down by dock.
DeleteOoh, Ming Crystal is so much more extravagant than Ming China!
ReplyDeleteMing Crysstal not come cheap like that street walker Ming China.
DeleteMing....I admire your jewels! Will I ever have a man enjoy and admire my jewels like this?
ReplyDeleteAlas, no.
DeleteI love my coffee but my doctor says to cut back. How much harm can it be doing?
ReplyDeleteHarmful yes. I sense you eat coffee with spoon and overdose on Chock Full of Nuts.
DeleteIs it possible guys enjoy me just for a endowment and not my mind?
ReplyDeleteMing need more handle on situation...i give you address to meet.
DeleteI hate when unexpected expenses come up Ming, Is there a way you can help me predict these things?
ReplyDeleteNo. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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