Sunday, June 15, 2014

WHO AM I TO PASS UP SEX...I MEAN FREEBIES?


So the ever entertaining MAC over at Yummy of the Day was answering a question on his blog to someone's question- If you could be given 5 freebie passes given the opportunity which five men would you use it on?  Well, Mac is ever funny and has good taste, so I liked most of his choices, but unlike Mac who is happily married, your truly is happily single, and AWLAYS ready to mingle!! Mac asked his readers to do a post or comment on our choices. But 5?!?!? What the hell? That's like asking Lindsay Lohan to stop at one drink! Like Whitney to hit just one line of crack! Like Paris Hilton only getting one STD!  Well... being the experienced whore respectable boy I am, I couldn't pass this up, and it was hard. No pun intended. I'll be honest. I LOVE MEN... ALL MEN, and don't really have a type, although, I am quite fond of the South American mens!!!! In these parts, my home is like the United Nations. Although I have had less mens through here than say..... Liberty Island. And I'll admit to being a size queen, but most of the time it's coincidental... they just land in my lap. No pun intended. So lets let this thing rip! No offense to my other hotties if you didn't make this list!
 
#5 Roman Dawidoff
 
Roman, Roman, Roman. ahhhhh I do like me some smooth guys. I do like hair too, but no wooly mammoths, who wants to carry dental floss to get that hair out?!?! No... Roman is not only handsome and pretty, but I love a model who can have fun, and still have a smart arrogant grin. Turns me on like nobody's business. Those eyes scream mischief which I also like and his chest couldn't be more perfect to cradle my weary head at night. And then there's that ass. 
 
 
#4 Olivier Jackson Cohen
 
Oliver Jackson Cohen is right up my alley. He is so versatile, and I don't mean top or bottom, but I'd like to find out!!!! No, he can be handsome, preppy, rugged, and can be clean out with just the right amount of sexy scruff and the right amount of body hair. This English actor was born in London so he could talk to me all night with that accent. I have the feeling he cold be very romantic and sweep he off my feet. Love him in Hollyoaks and in 2013, Jackson-Cohen was cast as Jonathan Harker, a journalist, in NBC's television series Dracula. If I were Dracula I'd bit him and just suck for days.
 
 
 
#3 Douglas Friedman
 
Ah now this handsome and dashing guy brings out my wanting to be a son to a daddy!!!!! Douglas just oozes sex appeal, and if your artistic, that's a huge in with me. This man is a talented accomplished photographer. The salt and pepper hair is a huge turn on, those nice strong legs, just the right amount of tats, and I am in love with his fashion sense. A guy who as fun with fashion is another in with me. I could just see being swept off my feet in those arms for some time. And then there's that HAWT moustache!!!!!
 
 
#2 Jose Parra
 
Now, doesn't he just a melt in your mouth?!?!?!?!?!? What's NOT to like here? First off he can wear jeans!!! Then there's that rugged, manly face with the most well done facial hair I have seen. SEXY AS HELL. I love the amount of body hair he has...plain hot! I could run my hands through that hair of his all night. And those eyes tell a story, and I'd love to hear it. After , of course I find out how many licks it takes to get to the bubble gum center.Jose, lets you and I just run off to Rio right now........ I just love the look of a smooth romantic......
 
 
Now if you know your Mistress the number #1 guy will be of no surprise. I'd give up my other four freebies to be with this one. And if he walked through the front door right now, nice knowing you bitches! Peace!
 
#1 Marco Dapper
Ahhhhh Marco...HI MARCO...
 
 
No matter what mood I'm in, this man will get my kitty purrrrrrring in no time, and would most likely get my proverbial rocket to fire all night!!!! HAWT! SEXY! I can't even collect words for this gent! He is just pure sexiness. First off there's that hot as hell smile and that mischievous look again. Looks good shaven and with facial hair. Those legs, those arms and his great personality! He seems like a fun guy from what I hear. This actor and model is the baby of the Internet, but hands off cats, he's mine!!! Marco also has fun with fashion, looks good in and out of clothes...look at that chest and body!!!!! I'd be rubbing his body all night like Helen Keller reading Braille!!!!!! And he also has a great sense of humor. And don't even get me started with his infamous endowment, another huge plus! Did you see it in Eating Out , Sloppy Seconds!!!!! Just find me a shoe to bite on!!!! Anyway, this is the guy that stills my heart, puts me in a good mood, and turns me on like no one else. I'd probably rob a bank for this man! And I just can't help like a all around nice guy........ those eyes...... where's my smelling salts....
 
 
that body......
 
 
Marco, heads up....I'm leaving the Casa's front door unlocked tonight.........

39 comments:

  1. HOT DAMN do you have good taste!!!!!! I have always wanted to ask you this question too!

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  2. Yrs , I agree the mistress does have fine taste hence the houseboys, but this joint could give Liberty Island a run for the money.

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    1. That's not true, I have no sign in ledger. Yet.

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  3. MARCO!!! How could I forget the scrumptious Mr. Dapper!!! You have quite a delicious list there, something for everyone.

    Thanks for taking the challenge, my friend... MHAW!!!

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    1. It was fun Mac I was sweating bullets, even though I knew Marco would and is always my #1!!!! Now excuse me while I get under the covers and enjoy these sensations!!!

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  4. Love to make a sandwich with Roman and his brother, Kirill...and Marco is to die for...

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    1. Boy, you sure do know how to wet my appetite....... And welcome!!!!! Cocktail?

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  5. HOT DAMN!!! I was all hot and tingly at the first , but then Marco gave me a little pause and LAOT OF TINGLES IN THE nethers!!! Your are too much! But a classic list!

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  6. Very nice!!!! Oliver is probably my number one hottie!!!!!! Boy.... does he float my boat!

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  7. It just got real hot up in here...........

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    1. Put your panties in the freezer, that what I do to keep cool!

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  8. Hahaha! Love your commentary!! Had to scroll through this one nice and slow.... my boyfriend is on his laptop right next to me, and we both have to agree with Marco. Does a man ooze more sex appeal? We would probably overlook our rule with him and have a three way! But the rest aint bad either!!!!!!

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    1. Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned Manwich once in a while I say

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  9. oh my. i loveeeeeee this post. num yummy. Douglas and Marco could use and abuse me all night!!!!!!

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    1. That's not abuse, that would be a party.

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  10. You know, my favorite was always Rodney Santiago, but I think Jose just knocked him a few pegs down. WOW.

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  11. Marco may be the most handsome devil in sheeps clothes I ever laid my eyes on!!!! I do hear too he is really a cool guy.

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  12. Wowzer, now that is some serious man candy!!!! You are such a crack up LOL I love your writing. Now someone best fan off the Mistress's junk! And would someone get me a drink please?

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    1. Welcome Norma Lee Drunk....looks like we have alot in common. Get this,diva a drink boys! Thanks,for dropping in honey!

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  13. Huh, yes, this is indeed a fine list of hotties!!!!! Marco is beyond hot...now excuse me........my hands appear to be full.

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  14. Oh my Mistress! Your posts are turning hotter and hotter everyday, I swear! Marco is just pure sex on a stick, but so not to steal your man, we'll take Jose!!!! Course Oliver is quite adorable...and Roman.....

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  15. Well this is certainly a way to get my attention! hahaha! You Mistress have some fine champagne taste. If I were to have a pass I would be right after Marco or Mr Friedman myself. Did I ever tell you Mistress my son looks a lot like Mr Jackson Cohen? He does, I swear.

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    1. ***runs to closet to get suitcase, throws clothes in, grabs car keys* I'll see you soon Agnes!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. I'd comment but mu fingers are very busy right now.......

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  17. I feel like a need a cigarette.

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  18. I need a cigarette, and I don't smoke.

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  19. I feel I may have many of you looking for a stiff one and I cigarette tonight!!! Ah what the hell......

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  21. And that's why we can safely hang out - conflict of interests. I need more than a pretty face.

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  22. My oh my, what a list! If I could sleep with Roman, Marco and Jose at once id die happy!

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  23. That there is a smoldering hot five!

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  24. I do believe that Roman could settle my wiles as long as I could have Marco on the weekends.

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  25. I am in love with Oliver Jackson Cohen and since I like blonds he's my favorite. But the others are nothing to scoff at!!!

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  26. Jose Parra. Oh.My.God. I think I just.........oh. Hmmm nevermind.

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  27. You even got Marco to wave back!!!! I think I may have just shot!

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    1. Just don't get it in the keys please.

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