Why yes dear ones, this thing called work it's just torture I tell ya! TORTURE! But seriously, this is my quite time of the year, so you know most of the summer I'm hit or miss. This vacation got under way poolside this weekend at the Raven, relaxing for the packing don't know. My bags are all packed......
Another exciting trip for me to have fun and explore another charming location.........
this time I'm off to Amsterdam!!!!!!!!
I have been wanting to go there for sometime as my family on my father's side comes from there. Our family, way back when, was actually given land from the Queen of Holland at the time, and I understand there was once a town with our last name....but long gone. Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan and I depart tomorrow. It was between Amsterdam and Buenos Aires. But alas, if I go to the latter, I may never come back!!!!!!!!!! And I'm not even joking.
I just hope all my luggage gets through alright and checked...... Air flight is so fun , don't you think?
I wonder when happy hour on the plane will be?????
A whole week in the glorious European city....I'm very excited. I just hope the Red Light District is ready for the likes of me and that hag Maddie's #1 Fan. I hope we get some rest, as much as two whores can get. I won't be back till the second week of July, then have work for three days, and then off for another four with friends in the Pocono Mountains at my friend Gary's campsite, or in this case, gay glamping I call it. The Mistress don't do no tent now!!! And my good blogger pal and friend, the booze hound and ever lovely Kailyn is also coming for a visit from San Francisco at the end of July. God, I hope Philadelphia has enough hooch for the both of us!!!!!! So I will be out for a couple weeks, but have one post scheduled, and Ms Moorecock and the boys are also getting asses tanned somewhere or other......
So for now....I'm off to Amsterdam....
Use the pool at the Casa at your own risk....
Until then.....
Toodle-Lu
XOXO
Have a fab time, though, wow, how you could turn down Buenos Aires I will never know.
ReplyDeleteI'd be down there in a hot second gettin' my Evita on with the local man candy ... or the Latino man candy I'd bring with me!
Well bob, if I went there first, like I said, I'D NEVER BE BACK!!!!!! Also it wasn't on the budget this year.
DeleteI agree. If he goes south were done, and the jig will be up.
Delete"The Mistress don't do no tent now!!!" - I hear the mistress DOES know how to "pitch a tent"! ;-b
ReplyDeletePitch a tent and put an eye out.
DeleteI'm am unbelievably jealous!!!!! I would go here to first, otherwise I too wouldn't be back again ever! Have a great time, but you will be missed for that long!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh man!!!! I would love to be on this trip and see the debachery that will go on. And with your "Dutch asset" tourists will just think your one of the locals!!!!!! Have a blast!
ReplyDeleteI can just see the strip search now.............
DeleteI just hope his Dutch asset doesn't poke me in the middle of the night.
DeleteWhy not use his "Dutchmen" to make extra money I say! Hell, I'd pay.
Delete@mistress maddies#1 fan- and after 45 minutes, let me guess you'll put an end to it?
DeleteThe mistress is part Dutch? He does have nice assets then ...
DeleteI remember the old pool parties and thing it was one of them pool noodles, but then someone told me he was part dutch/czech. That explained alot.
DeletePool noodle? I really need to meet him!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteYou'll all be happy to know my "Dutch assest" was well received!
DeleteI'm so excited for you!!!! How did I not know your part Dutch? No WONDER your so popular with the men!!!!!!!!! Have a great trip!
ReplyDeleteJust what the Red Light District needs....two more whores! Have a lovely time dear!
ReplyDeleteTwo for the price of one?
DeleteBuy one blond, get one free.
DeleteThe times you will have!!!! Definelty one of the most fun cities I've have been to, and sinfully decadent!
ReplyDeleteLucky you!!!! You sure do live! You should be quite popular over there if you take those jeans you post in!!!!!!! Yum!
ReplyDeleteAmsterdam! You lucky so-and-so! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteMy, all this travel and no work is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it, and who better!!!!!! I will eagerly await your return. Love all the mistress's traveling photos, lol!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a great time. You deserve the R&R, plus the gin that goes with it.
ReplyDeleteMore r&r? He's on his back now enough I though.
DeleteHave a super fantastic wonderful time!
ReplyDeleteWell, its nice to see some still travel with some class and couture. But won't the fur bit a bit warm?
ReplyDeleteI though he should have shaved also before leaving.
DeleteOh, I wish I was coming along. I hear it is just amazing to see. Definelty on mu bucket list. Have a wonderful time!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to hear the tales (about all the tail) upon your return... have a fabulous time, Hon!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope we need wet wipes after hearing the details.
DeleteBut who's tail will be having who?
DeleteI hope this trip is as wonderful as I know it will be. I so love Amsterdam. Sounds like you have a busy summer planned. Where will you schedule the work in? Can the houseboys go that long with you???
ReplyDeleteOh, how you will be missed!!!! This sounds like,such a trip. Amsterdam is definitely worth the check out. I am also guessing you have a most interesting family history. Land from the Queen of Holland!!!!!!!!!! Safe travels!
ReplyDeleteAnd there is still a queen in the family.
DeleteHave a great time in the Red Light District. Must be like how some people take pilgrimage to the holy land!!!!! And try to keep both feet on the floor!
ReplyDeletedon't worry, his feet on the floor will be right next to his standards and morals.
DeleteI can only think this will be like watching Edina Monsoon on vacation.
DeleteAnd he'll be on his knees doing lots of praying and meditating. I'm just guessing.
DeleteI hear the mistress was one of the most requested acolytes in her church when he was young.
DeleteAnd it wasn't his bread wafers that they all liked.........
DeleteHave fun and safe travels.....let the debauchery begin......
ReplyDeletea better question would be did the debauchery ever stop?
DeleteDebauchery never takes a holiday with the mistress.
DeleteOh my goodness, it will cost your life's fortune to check all that in. Not to mention that it already ways a ton even when empty. Or filled with gin.
ReplyDeleteCheck luggage? Him? You would believe the bribes' this one makes
DeleteBon Voyage!!! Would love to see the dirty doing on this trip!!!!! You two in a bed!?! I'm am so jealous! Have a sinful time I say!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegenerally speaking, two bottoms don't make a top. Thanks god for double headers.
DeleteOh my, now were traveling abroad!!!!! Damn boy you get around. I love that your traveling so elegantly. You two are going to be so baaaad!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecan you blame him, he needs a new supply of men..
DeleteYou know, we may never she the mistress again if he goes in the red light district?
DeleteASTERDAM!!!! This town was made for you Mistress. You and another bachelor friend is going to spell out a great time!!!! Can not wait to hear the x-rated things that go on. We have always wanted to go. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteit will read like Fifty Shades of Grey...........
DeleteI am so damn jealous also!!!!! I have always wanted to go. It just looks so cool there. Do me a favor and bring me back two hung Dutchmen. That should keep me busy for at least three days. Sure I couldn't come? I take very little room.
ReplyDeleteif two hung Dutchmen do make it back, you'll never see them
DeleteThis post is so fun - and perfect for this time of year, when many of us are embarking on jaunts near and far, all of which require a suitcase or two or in your case ten! Happy travels Mistress
ReplyDeleteI so glad to see you packed light. Will there be room for green plant on the way back? Have a fabulous time in Amsterdam honey, I will miss you.
ReplyDeleteI can see the strip search now..........
DeleteLove Amsterdam and have been several times. One of the coolest, friendliness cities with alot of culture for day and places to par take of sins at night. Just don't stick your cock in any holes!!!!! From what I seen, you may get wedged.
ReplyDeleteyes, MM#1Fan, you'd be better off sleeping with your mouth closed.
DeleteWhere is everybody seeing this nice package?!? I wanna see it!!!!
DeleteAre you sure you work? Have a wonderful time and don't forget the wet wipes! And enjoy the "coffee"
ReplyDeletehey, even the mistress needs to put those legs down and get off his back once in a while.
DeleteHa! Love the old photos! I have heard cool things about Amsterdam. Are you two a item, or just knocking ankles? Inquiring minds............ And your Dutch? Hmmmmmmmm,what size shoe do you wear?
ReplyDeleteNow you got me wondering,,,,,,,maybe a foot picture is on order.
Deletefunny, they have mistaken for Siamese twins connected at the groin once!!!!!!! Never let it be said I never gave you some dirt.
DeleteNot only Dutch but Czech. That's got to be some decent dimensions!
DeleteAnd more fun then any amusement ride
DeleteI am very excited and just enjoyed a mid morning Mimosas! We start boarding in half an hour. Thanks everyone for your lovely though and dirty sentiments. here we go------------------✈
ReplyDeleteWHAT! Your feet barely stopped moving from Newport and now your off again???? Would you mind if I used the Casa since your never there? Enjoy!
ReplyDeletethe keys to the joint are under the mat. Give a light dust why your their dear.
DeleteDear, you have obviously mistaken me for the help.
DeleteYou poor cute thing you. It must suck to be gone again on vacation so much!!!! Your going to just love the men there as they will you!!!! Wait till they get a load of your asset's!
ReplyDeletethe "assests" are quite mesmerizing. what was I saying
DeleteSo soon already? Now go enjoy a smoke and drink..............
ReplyDeleteShave a great time and if someone has pull my finger, watch out, it might be his huge Dutchmen!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegood luck getting his hands off that.
DeleteTalk about taking candy from a kid.
DeleteAbsolutely love Amsterdam, what's not to like??? Have a wonderful trip. I will look forward to your lovely recaps and hopefully some dirty details!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust reading you blog, I know your gonna love Amsterdam and the men!!!! I too wish I was going. You sure you don't have room in amongst your briefs?
ReplyDeletetheir filled now with too much apparently.
DeleteSo envious on this end!!!!!!!!! I hear Amsterdam is beyond beautiful. Pretty cool also your family comes from here, this explains much!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I too have been there, I'm sure you'll have a very nice time, so much culture, and you'll also be left with some fond memories. Love you travel chicness,lol!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd sore memories at that.
DeleteI really think they may roll out the red carpet in the red light district for the Mistress!
DeleteEurope is ready and expecting you, Mistress !
ReplyDeleteboy, you people really are truly kind and hospitable.
DeleteI was there once, and didn't want to return. So much culture and some friendly, much more relaxed living.Have a fantastic time and watch those guys in the red light district.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you to make flight look glamorous again!
ReplyDeleteand make happy hour out ruled again.
DeleteHave a wonderful trip!!!!!! Love have loved to been invited!
ReplyDeleteThe though of Dutch men alone has me mind racing..............
ReplyDeletecould you place your hands above the desk please?
DeleteIn this day and age it might be a good idea to take along some protection. A nestles crunch? Two over. An enema bag? One over. Denture grip? CONDOMS MISTRESS.....CONDOMS, CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hear two boxes of XL king George prophylactics in black went along.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm. Not fair. I know the mistress has a great ass, but I great junk in the front too!?!? I have noticed, but no comment.
DeleteI was gone to arrive back and see your gone!!! Have a fabulous time away. Now where did the house boys go??? I'll find them...........
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Dutch men so I am beyond jealous. I am only imaging this.........
ReplyDeleteAmsterdam? And then the Pocono's? Isn't that the clothing optional camp ground? Your going to be so sore. Have a blast and enjoy the time off, your ao lucky.
ReplyDeleteHave fun! And with that flight, should be time enough to join the mile high club!!!
ReplyDeleteA platinum member I'm sure!!!!!!
DeleteHas anyone located the house boys yet?????
ReplyDeleteAmsterdam fun but next time come to Buenos Aires. You would like it very much and then you come to Rio where I can give you a grand tour! Hope you are having a nice holiday! 🍸
ReplyDeleteI sure hope your not to baked for a trip home???? Or is the mistress stuck in customs?
ReplyDeleteI have never felt so violated.............
DeleteI just got back in from Beverly Hills on a buying trip and I see your gone ......again!!!! Have a fabulous time! But do you ever do a staycation?
ReplyDeleteWhat's this drive in thing?
ReplyDeleteDo any of you think the Mistress is wondering the Dutch countryside half baked and wondering around looking for Dutch shoes made of cheese?
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU SO MUCH for all your travel well wishes!!!!! It was a blast of a trip , who would have thought!?!? Now, does anyone have a remedy for stretch marks around the mouth?
ReplyDeleteI may be able to help with that.
ReplyDeleteAnd leys get to the dish, forget the hash and sights, lets hear about the Dutch dick!!!!!!!!!
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