Sunday, March 24, 2013

Another Parlor Game


What better to do on a Sunday night then a parlor game. So here at the Casa du Borghese ,we have the doors open, so come on in, pinch a houseboy, gather in the parlor and lets have a gin! Feel free to answer any or all the questions.....I adore all your chatter.......I have answered mine in white.

If you had to choose........
 
If you were a member of the Crawly family would you choose for a boy toy Thomas Burrows or Tom Branson?
 
If you had to give a million to Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever or Taylor Swift to stop singing which would you choose?
 
If you had too, would you change or spouse's body or face?
 
If you had to have sex would you choose Batman or Robin? For the women Wonder Woman or Poison Ivy?
 
If you had a time machine would you choose to go to the past or future?
 
If you were God and you had to choose would you end world hunger or the green house effect?
 
If you had to choose would you take a deeply romantic relationship that would last a year, or a so-so one that would last a lifetime?
 
Would you star in a Hitchcock film or a Orson Wells film?
 
In the James Bond series, If you had to choose would you be the sexual piece of amusement to Daniel Craig, or Pierce Bronson?
 
For the rest of your life if you had too would you go commando or wear a thong?
 
Every morning for the rest of your life....Starbucks or Dunkin?
 
If you had to choose, would you be covered in birds or ants?
 
Oh what fun, I can't wait to read your answers. Now gentle readers, if you'll excuse me, I had better toddle away ,to begin the exhaustive search to see what's for dinner. Unfortunately, I find myself , once again ,bereft of any inspiration. However , I do hope something comes along soon..........
 
 
Good evening.

39 comments:

  1. If you had to give a million to Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever or Taylor Swift to stop singing which would you choose? What a impossible question! Danm, I guess Taylor Swift, She can't sing live worth shit.

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  2. I love me the Casa parlor game! Lets see, I be covered in birds, the ants you know, could get in cracks, which lead me to being in a Hitchcock film. I would go commando, with starbucks, after laeving the excitment of Pierce Bronson. I what true love so I would take the real love for a year. Now how about I gin?

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  3. However , I do hope something comes along soon.... has totally distracted me.

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    1. must be than damn red sofa.

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    2. There's always something coming along or poping up if you ask me.

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    3. Has anyone seen my tea bags?

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    4. oh....is that what Im sitting on?

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  4. Can't we have Batman and Robin? Ok, I'll have to go with Batman, would go with Tom Branson. You just know with all that polictical anger it will be good sex! I would also pick the future to travel too. Daniel Craig all the way! And I'd do a Hitchcock film just to get to Anthony Perkins.

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    1. You would call him Hitch and hold the cock!

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  5. Parlor games? Was this on the schedule? I guess it will be a late night for me. Couldn't we just do strip poker?

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    1. this isn't Saturday night Ms Moorecock.

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  6. I would love nothing more than to end world hunger along the side of Daniel Craig! Totally give the money to Taylor to shut that trap forever.

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  7. Could I have Burrows, Batman and Daniel Craig all at once? We'd all travel to the future.

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  8. All these questions hurts my head. Couldn't we just play truth or dare with your houseboys?

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  9. My, the Mistress looks prim for a Sunday evening. Ok here it goes, I pick...... Thomas Burrows, Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever. I would change spouse's body. Robin, Poison Ivy. Take the past. If I were God I would end end world hunger.A so-so relationship that would last a lifetime, Orson Wells film, the sexual piece of amusement to Daniel Craig,thong,Starbucks
    covered in birds. I'm bushed.

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  10. Could we just bounce quarters off the houseboys ass?

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  11. I would love to be Tippi in the Birds, as long as they don't ruin my suit. And I can't live without my morning Starbucks. And I would end the world hunger finally! Now if anyone is looking for me, I'll be didling the houseboy over there.

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    1. Im with you on Starbucks. Everytime I have had Dunkin' Donuts I get the most awful stomach pains.

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  12. Nothing like Sundays at the Casa! I have always had a Batman and Robin fantasy, but I would go with Robin. That small tight body.... I would have to take the deep true love for a year over the so-so relationship and I can't stand ants, so I'll take the birds! Preferably the houseboys birds of course.

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  13. I go commando all the time now so I can't answer this. I hate to hold the boys tight,lol!

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    1. Underwear? Who needs them?

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    2. did you know Ms Moorecock uses hers as doilies?

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  14. oh honey you know me, Ill take the so-so relationship for life, as long as I can have a play thing on the side like Tom Branson.

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  15. Covered in ants or birds, yuck! I do fancy myself some of Tom Branson. I don't like coffee so neither place. I would end the world hunger, and the sexual amusement of Daniel Craig. I love older men!

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  16. I'm am surprised by your decision to end the green house effect. I thought you liked the hotter temps? As for life, I have to take a gander at the future.

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    1. Haven't you heard? The Mistress has enough to feed the needy, well, the gay needy anyway.

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  17. You expect me to answer questions with eyecandy like that in my presence and a dog drinking out of my cup?

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  18. I have to go with the deep love for a year. Batman could do whatever he wanted with his utility belt to me. Im in the Bronson camp myself, that dark hair.....and Thomas Burrows would be in the room every night. Starbucks, Hitchcock film and covered in ants for me.

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  19. No thongs here, it would drive me insane. Batman fantasies for me. Tha last guy I dated had an alright face but brickhouse of a body, so it would have been the face. I'll be back, a houseboy is beckoning me to the corner.......

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  20. Anonymous3/25/2013

    Who picked Robin? Are you mad, Batman is bad to the bone!

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  21. unsure of the first one as i didn't know who these people were. however I would definitely go with Taylor Swift, change spouse's face make him look like Johnny depp, Poison Ivy for sure,Past I don't want to know what the future holds,world hunger because no child should be hungry, A short lived romantic relationship,Hitchcock though it was a tough call, Daniel Craig for sure, Commando because thongs just seem uncomfortable to me, Starbucks all the way and of course birds ants are mean little buggers

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  22. If you had to choose........

    If you were a member of the Crawly family would you choose for a boy toy Thomas Burrows or Tom Branson?
    Definitely Tom. His accent slays me. Plus, getting Thomas would be too easy and I loves me a challenge.

    If you had to give a million to Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever or Taylor Swift to stop singing which would you choose?
    Taylor. Taylor. Lindsay could be made to go away with a bottle of cheap vodka.

    If you had too, would you change or spouse's body or face?
    Since I can't say'neither' I'll say body. His little smirk is too adorable to lose.

    If you had to have sex would you choose Batman or Robin? For the women Wonder Woman or Poison Ivy?

    If you had a time machine would you choose to go to the past or future?
    Past. Past lives.

    If you were God and you had to choose would you end world hunger or the green house effect?

    If you had to choose would you take a deeply romantic relationship that would last a year, or a so-so one that would last a lifetime?
    I am a romantic, so I'd go for the year. Plus, I'd have a year to try and make it go on forever.

    Would you star in a Hitchcock film or a Orson Wells film?

    In the James Bond series, If you had to choose would you be the sexual piece of amusement to Daniel Craig, or Pierce Bronson?
    Daniel Craig. Always.

    For the rest of your life if you had too would you go commando or wear a thong?
    Commando.

    Every morning for the rest of your life....Starbucks or Dunkin?
    Never had Dunkin, but I'm daring so ... Dunkin it is.

    If you had to choose, would you be covered in birds or ants?
    Birds.

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  23. Anonymous3/25/2013

    I would pay anything to get Taylor Swift to stop singing. So would we consider that one million to stop her from serial dating?

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  24. Anonymous3/25/2013

    If you were a member of the Crawly family would you choose for a boy toy Thomas Burrows or Tom Branson?
    Tom Branson

    If you had to give a million to Lindsay Lohan to disappear forever or Taylor Swift to stop singing which would you choose?
    Taylor Swift. Please god Taylor Swift.

    If you had too, would you change or spouse's body or face?
    If I had to? His body, but I love it the way it is.

    If you had to have sex would you choose Batman or Robin? For the women Wonder Woman or Poison Ivy?
    Batman. not boiwonder. I like my men to be men.

    If you had a time machine would you choose to go to the past or future?
    Future - it can only get better.

    If you were God and you had to choose would you end world hunger or the green house effect?
    Hunger. I hate seeing skinny people.

    If you had to choose would you take a deeply romantic relationship that would last a year, or a so-so one that would last a lifetime?
    So-so that would last alifetime. Never be lonely.

    Would you star in a Hitchcock film or a Orson Wells film?
    Orson all the way. Less likley to get stabbed or pecked to death.

    In the James Bond series, If you had to choose would you be the sexual piece of amusement to Daniel Craig, or Pierce Bronson?
    Daniel Craig!!!! In my dreams for sure!

    For the rest of your life if you had too would you go commando or wear a thong?
    Commando

    Every morning for the rest of your life....Starbucks or Dunkin?
    Dunkin

    If you had to choose, would you be covered in birds or ants?
    Ants - the birds would poop on me and thats gross.

    Thanks for the fun game!

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    1. so glad you poped up honey! I mean poped in, well you know what I mean!

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  25. How do I always miss these soriees!!!! I agree with Bob, just give Lindsay drag or drink...she'll make tracks! Can't stand Taylor Swift. Truth be told I came for just the libations and men.

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